No :)

Why tho

[ragingbisexualcore]

waddup my dudes

Aight so I saw my @space-and-shadows make one so I had be be a copycating bitch

Anyways... my DNI are the same as hers- TERFs, Trump Supporters, racists, queerphobes, incest shippers, NSFW blogs, pro-lifers, and R*ginald Hargreaves stans

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About the idiot that is me-

Heyyy!!! I’m Ally, my pronouns are she/her and I’m a bisexual disaster :) I’m in highschool so obvi a minor.

I love asks and messages so feel free to send me them even for the most stupid shit.

I like baking, dancing, and ✨surfing✨

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Fandommmmssssss-

So my main fandom rn is The Umbrella Academy but my other fandoms include:

-All of Rick Riordans books

-Lunar Chronicles

-MCU

-KOTLC

-One of Us is Lying

-Runaways

And kinda Sanders Sides and Aru Shah

I will read any fanfic no matter how shitty so send them to me plz

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Well that was long enough

I love you guys, stay safe

😘😘😘

[stalessiastan]

john mulaney talking about how much he loves his wife and roasting other male comedians that just talk shit on their wives is why The Gays like him so much because he’s what Straight Culture should be

[frogmp3]

he literally called her a bitch so let’s raise the standards ladies and gentlemen

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

the bar is at the earth’s core 

[jupitercrash]

literally fuck you to hell tumblr

[bogleech]

This is the first I heard of this guy and I think this is the most dramatically I’ve seen anyone’s words taken out of context in quite a while

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

John Mulaney: getting active and continuing consent to make jokes involving his wife onstage, and then proceeds to just talk about how much he looks up to her and how being with her has improved his life in every possible way 

Y’all: BUT THE WORD BITCH WAS INVOLVED SOOOOOO

[luna-drinker]

Y'alls idea of straight couples comes from sitcoms and it shows

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Lot of things going on here

[hushedlover]

Doggos are the best

I love dogs

[hushedlover]

Pretty doggo

[valtsv]

i have no idea what passes for humor on this site anymore. i feel like i could say shit like "hey what's up guys i'm still trapped in this abandoned grain silo" and it'd get notes.

[system-reset]

[thisblogded-deactivated20220319]

The amount of times I make this exact face a day tho lol

I'm not sure if there are any expressions that I DON'T share with Five tbh.

[whyiask]

y'all I made a stupid little thing

[seashellesbians]

muslim wlw at pride! 🌈

[orquidia]

fat/chubby girls look good in any shape no matter if they have curves or not!!!!

[devilsminionpdf-deactivated2024]

so I just had a thought

[juspect-deactivated20231206]

i wanna talk about it but i really dont wanna talk about it

[culturistjack-deactivated201804]

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

[olisaurusrex]

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

[thattallsummonerguy]

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

[wontbeafraid-deactivated2014041]

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

[nevergenders]

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

[scumbagsblog]

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

[likeits1995]

SO PROUD

[ghost--ranger]

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

[crimezi]

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

[stars-for-thought]

We will all protect the small one.

[cover-your-ears]

I stan

[keithiskogained-deactivated2019]

it got better!!

[babygoose-deactivated20240106]

plot-twist: the small one could actually kick everyone’s ass

[raccooncryptidd]

If one day I see this on my dash and DON’T reblog it assume I’m dead.

[alex-the-gaming-otaku]

*clears throat* Us small people CAN kick everyone’s asses.

[aromantic-trash-panda]

5’ 10", can carry logs, use a knife in a fight and a good understanding of the nervios system. Please go ahead and try.

[theblackberrygirl]

I LOVE this post

[melanocetuss]

a few days ago i woke up thinking: snails are cute, but what if they had legs?

so i made this, and i was like "aww yeahhh such a funny animal"

and then a second image popped up in my head

what if they acted like dogs?

YEAAAAHHHHH HAPPY PUPPY SNAIL

[incorrectquotesofjadewinglet]

Op thank you for the small crumb of seretonin

[count-woe-laf]

@ailns

[ragingbisexualcore]

@as-the-stars-foretold

[holepic]

i may be ugly but at least i have an ugly personality too. consistency is key.

[chaos7]

new aesthetic: man covered in cacti, surrounded by confused police

[panhikattack]

I don’t understand this aesthetic.

[chaos7]

neither do the police

[lookatmeenoww-deactivated201301]

Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

[danisontnonfire]

why is it that not more than 1/20 of Tumblr haven’t reblogged this

[your-gay-lawrence]

This is… disturbing.

[mrs-helmut-zemo]

I will happily announce that I am older than 11

[gaitwae]

I can’t believe I’m not 11

[thewinchesterandreidwhore]

It’s back on dash.

[beebowritessins-deactivated2021]

when i was 11 i didnt have my own gmail let alone a social media 

[starkmaiden]

Mary and Kitty Bennet alone at home after their sisters get married.

[mini-wrants]

“Why aren’t we allowed on the wall?”

“BECAUSE WE’RE NOT BETROTHED TO MEN!”

[xekstrin]

the delivery on these lines, the music in the background..... I had to watch this several times

[the-only-useful-lesbian]

Notices on the second watch through:

Still as funny

Both of the sisters are weirdly attractive