Foolish

A lot of random stuff, cute things, odd shit, games and animes like: ···Puella Magi Madoka Magica··· ···Steven Universe··· ···Overwatch···

[czesca]

can't believe we've all been here since we were 14 and now we're all 20000 years old

[schizm-deactivated]

i dont bite people anymore. but i did as a child cos i thought i was a werepuppy. also i was still mormon so i would go into the school bathroom at 11:11 everyday (not a mormon thing i was just obsessed with witches n pretended i was one in 5th grade) and pray that god would turn me into a little dog so i could stop going to school. and i was always like “if you don’t turn me into a little dog i will STOP BELIEVING IN YOU” and he didn’t so i did.

[schizm-deactivated]

i think i even complained to my mom like “you said god will always answer my prayers but he hasn’t turned me into a dog yet so??? bullshit” and she was like “oh honey 😊 god🌞 works in ✨mysterious✨ ways, and He🌞 knows whats best for you…turning you into a dog🐕 isnt the path🛣️ He🌞 has set for you🙏😚” and i was like. well that sucks i hate him

anyway im into petplay now

[thefiresontheheight]

[thecoolradcoffin]

hope this explains it

[pasture-raised]

[rideroftherange]

Genius

[instructor144]

This is GENIUS!

[biohazerd]

Crows have good memory and communicate too so once word got out that the fruit wasnt the wave they all left it alone, thats cool af

[matronofthevoid]

i finish tending my garden.

rocks: painted. raspberry plants: growing. birds: bamboozled.

i am a successful gardener. 

[ripe]

[squirmmy]

Pollo👍

[huffylemon]

[no-x-in-nixon]

“Your zipper’s open.”

“It’s my lawn.”

[the-gotheltic-rowan]

im never gonna find a website as funny as this one

[thefuzzydave]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[stupidbeecandle]

I lived and worked in a lighthouse at a previous job.  There was a thick line painted in a circle around the shack where the fog signal was kept.  The line represented how close you could get to the fog signal without experiencing physical harm in the form of eardrums shattering or worse.

Even in the house it was LOUD.  Probably the loudest thing I have ever experienced but at a normal, predictable interval.  You would begin to time your sentences with little pauses with the rest of the lighthouse crew so you would talk like this while making your………..HORN…………. tea and then carry on talking because you knew when it would go off.  It rattled the walls and the dishes in our cabinet.

At least one girl had died there. They kept photos of her everywhere “in honor of her sacrifice” because she had decided to take the winter watch alone and died in a storm where bounders the size of mini vans had been lifted out of the ocean and left scattered across the island, to say nothing of the ice chunks.  People weren’t allowed to be alone on the watch after that.

One day a dead moose washed up on shore and it took my entire crew all day but we managed to rig up a line to hang it up to dry because we thought having a moose skeleton in the house would really spice the living room up a bit.  It did.  Weird shit happens when six of you are left alone, like ALONE ALONE, no cell reception, no wifi, just a radio to contact the real world and not a lot of reason to do that.  People don’t go on lighthouse jobs if they want to stay connected, I’ve found.

That said Id do it all again, I really do treasure those days

[glowingghosty]

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

eh. ebehehehee. . woohohohohrhwhehehehehehehe. oohohohoh.. heheheeheheh...

all according to plan....

[cantina-band]

Watching twilight on a poorly hung projector. (x)

[sigilmint]

i couldn’t fucking resist

[omegaverse]

I didn't sleep at all but I feel amazing I can feel the dragon energy coursing through my veins

[omegaverse]

[pineapple--cove]

6 AM vs. 11 AM

[yuirhapsody]

[shyriadracnoir-deactivated20181]

How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it

[segadreamcatcher]

they beat Jesus with that

[roach-works]

congratulations to promethazines for making a phrase so good that years later i still remark ‘they beat jesus with that’ upon seeing any kind of lumpy mess

[steelportarchive-deactivated202]

YAKUZA KIWAMI + Majima Everywhere

[astraldemise]

thinking about skyrim demastered argonian

[astraldemise]

handsome

[astraldemise]

artistic muse

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[cedarspiced]

[tkr]

𝕾𝖗𝖙𝖆́ 𝓥𝖎𝓚𝖆𝓴𝖆𝖘𝖍𝖎 𝓥𝖎𝖇𝖊 𝕼𝖚𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖊さん/ Twitter

[kivihattu]

And together, they fight evil Do not underestimate them

[weirdness-is-good]