[slimetony]

I’m really worried half of you are bots

[babeybel]

how do we know you’re not a bot

[slimetony]

Could a bot do this

[babeybel]

holy shit you’re right i’m sorry i doubted you

[lmaonade]

GOING to commit acts of silly………. 

[paprika]

[stream]

 bonus:

[nookling]

[foreveranonymousfa]

[astroe]

havin peoples home addresses is surreal bc i could like randomly send them a photo of a clam?? that’s something i could do? i literally have the means to send them a physical image of a bivalve mollusk but i never ddo

[ruinedchildhood]

[moon-gf]

u ever want to sit a man down and tell him straight up he is nowhere near as smart as he thinks he is

[amathophilia]

IT’S SO HARD WHEN YOU’RE IN A CUDDLY MOOD AND DON’T HAVE ANYONE TO CUDDLE WITH THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

[cucumberofficial]

[bob-belcher]

Scott Pilgrim vs. The World (2010) dir. Edgar Wright

[bob-belcher]

The Shape of Water dir. Guillermo del Toro 

[bamalam31]

[haaahahahana]

i did a push up why am i still fat

[i-am-a-fish]

santa ate my ass last night, i don’t wanna hear any talk about him not existing

[confirmance]

me: *puts earphones in*

me:

me:

me:

me:

me:

me:

me:

me:

me:

me: oh right

me: *plays music*

[themoskabot]

You: Sloppy Joes

Me, an intellectual: Untidy Josephs