[texashippiecowboy]

i wanna talk about the fact that jenna marbles says she never used to scream laugh before she met her man julien. that is the single most romantic thing i’ve ever heard of oh my god? imagine living your life for a good two and a half decades and every time something funny happened you laughed like you always had and then one day you meet this person you like and they make you have this one laugh where you scream from happiness. imagine that kind of life you get to have with your person where they unlocked an entire new level of laughing for you. that’s what real hashtag goals are.

[ewaneneollav]

timmy turner: i wish anybody who dies goes to hell no matter what

[carbink]

i was thinking about this post earlier today and almost fell down the stairs

[rahjung]

Me: I don't hold grudges

Me: fuck ashely from the fourth grade

[rejected-transboy]

Why does he look like that

[peachnim]

me: so white peop-

white: *is already crying*

[beryl-waxing]

rami just ran by in front of my car lmfao

[renxiaoyao]

this cryptid 

[note-a-bear]

This is the lucky Rami, reblog in 30 seconds for a year of safe driving

[theselfcarelifestyle]

Say it with me:

I deserve more than the bare minimum.

[mugicha1]

summer looks  ☀️

[mugicha1]

this post is ruining my life

[maplebunie]

today is the only day you can reblog this ever

[higgzorz]

cowboy love story

this town……….is big enough for the two of us

[rahjung]

2 years old kid: *runs*

family: looks like he's going to be an athlete

[sunnyandpositive]

2019 smells like money and healing. no more toxic bullshit. self love and prosperity only!

[unfollovving]

I can’t feel my butt anymore

[butteronthebooty-deactivated202]

Why don’t I feel it for you?

[unfollovving]

[strongbowdarkfruit]

there was a lizard in the shower so i said hello to it and the person showering next to me was like “hi??” i wasn’t sure whether to carry on the conversation or be like sorry i was talking to a lizard 

[eued-deactivated20150907]

[writeresourceful]

i just want a boy to like me

no not that one

[sa2ha]

heart shaped prescription glasses