Just like me

Daddy issued Mads obsessed human catpotato + Telltale is ruining me *throws confetti*

[proudlyunicorn]

I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr

[proudlyunicorn]

11 FUCKING THOUSAND NOTES ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHERE ARE YOU ALL COME DATE ME

[gleerant]

ok

[gleerant]

update: we are dating

[gleerant]

update: we are married

[proudlyunicorn]

update: we knocked up

[strugglingqueer]

This is the cutest story on the entirety of Tumblr, I swear to god!!!!!

[gleerant]

Update: had a baby together

[gleerant]

Update: he’s 1 year old today

[lesbidreaming]

Well this is adorable!

[wakandama2]

This is the top quality I want on my dash. No other post besides this and Mash Potato the dog matters on this site.

[bisexualspongebob]

the fact that the original post was made back in 2012 and the 1-year-old baby update was as recent as 2021, the development and plot that happened within this post in an almost nine year timespan …this person truly Won tumblr

[justcatposts]

(via)

[raiahy]

She looks like she could be my cat's mom

[ducissatenebrarum]

This is lovely!

The moaning of miserable medieval monks who transcribed books.

Source

And I’m so glad this post is getting so much love

[daryshkart]

i’ve been listening to Iris by the goo goo dolls on repeat and drawing this  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[tolstoyevskywrites-deactivated2]

I appreciate Noelle Stevenson’s take on The Witcher quite a lot

[lowkey-revolutionary-raccoon]

If provoked Jaskier would 100% stab you, steal your horse and write a song about how your dick is small and here’s why:

So yes, everyone knows Jaskier is a sweet cinnamon roll, too good for this world, too pure

But

He’s also a completely insane fucking son of a bitch, like did y’all miss how the first thing he comes up with when he thinks he’s got a fucking djinn doing his bidding 

Is sending said djinn to outright kill a motherfucker???

Did y’all sleep through that? Valdo Marx ring a bell?

This bitch has the stones to go around fucking the wives of anyone, no matter how powerful or likely to hang him? Sing about abortion? Get punched in the family jewels by a witcher and keep following him? Make snide comments at Yennefer of fucking Vengerberg and y’all think he’s some kind of helpless puppy?

Jaskier has Feral Slav Energy in perfect balance and symbiosis with Flower Child Energy and I Respect That And So Should You Or Your Mom A Hoe

thank you for coming to my ted talk

[bangbangbeefkeef]

I feel so ATTACKED right now!

[raiahy]

THIS. Truer words have never been spoken.

[raiahy]

Such a minor thing, but look at Joey's and Henry's body language, how their feet are pointing towards each other and their arms are locked. They're clearly close and super comfortable with each other and I love it 💖

[sophiehiddlestom]

I don’t know what it is, but I did it by the way.😅

[wannastayugly]

Geralt and Jaskier relaxing together, ‘cause they both need and deserve a moment of peace.

COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!

Photo reference by x

[geralt-jaskier]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion Characters: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Jaskier | Dandelion Additional Tags: Genderswap, Fem!Jaskier, Protective Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, oblivious boys, Humor, Crack, Mild Sexual Content, Jaskier has a crush on himself bless, Romance Summary:

He announces to his audiences, with great excitement, that he is, in fact, the famous bard Jaskier and has been temporarily afflicted by a curse that has turned him into the gorgeous woman they see before them today.

At the end of his performances, he’s found it quite lucrative to say, “Every coin you can spare helps me continue my search for a cure.”

[orb-ponder-orb]

geralt trips, hundreds of photos of jaskier spill out of his pockets

[languagecollector]

is this text in danish or is it norwegian?

(when you know it isn’t swedish but still not sure which)

an observation by a struggling norwegian learner 

danish tends to have more d’s 

mand vs mann 

vand vs vann 

danish tends to have more æ’s

pænere vs penere 

glæd vs glad 

norwegian tends to have more j’s

kæreste vs kjæreste 

danish uses g more, while norwegian uses k more 

sprog vs språk

kongeriget vs kongeriket

dig vs deg, mig vs meg

[raiahy]

It surely had been posted before but here’s Klemens’ soundcloud. Falling Asleep is especially lovely <3

[topmeladies]

Don’t call me out like this

[raiahy]

So...I made a thing 😅 I know some of y'all don't like him, but he's the one for me 🥰

[h3rzeleidd]

Why I Love Rammstein

I mean, seriously…