sailoranna

[downtherabbitholethatisanime]

Butterfly boys from @spffnity 's mothualian au!! And the original thread that inspired it

Screen shot under the cut

[driver-kid]

Day 17 - Curse you System AI!

I’d say run Carl but uh, chief idk where you can hide bud.

@crawlertober

Original meme under the cut!

[wretchedly]

When you show up in Crow Boy’s world and your blood is full of microplastics

[everydaymandalei]

I just know "Etsy Witch" would have been a class in Dungeon Crawler Carl

[determinedskipping]

going to war and serving cunt jasnah kholin u fuckin legend

[dragon-in-a-fez]

apparently someone in Edinburgh has been updating the street signs for pride

[tilthat]

TIL in 1896 a temporary, one-day city was named in Texas called Crush, where two locomotives were to be smashed head-on for purposes of spectacle. It was, for a few hours, the 2nd largest city in TX with 40k attendees. The collision caused engine boilers to explode, resulting in death and injuries.

via reddit.com

[justthesource]

source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crush,_Texas

[mangonetics]

you could just do shit back then

[pyomorphic]

texas is still like this

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

[snowriddenwolf]

[zagreus]

[ciel-of-vault-111]

I think hugbees made a video abt this

[mildlybizarrecorvid]

The guy who had the idea was named William George Crush

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

i love when people say “dopamine addiction” to refer to anything that makes you feel good ever

[despazito]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

fun fact! the producer of shrek based Lord Farquaad on his evil former boss, the CEO of disney, Michael Eisner. They even look the fucking same

in real life Eisner is pretty tall. on the other hand, the shrek producer, Jeffrey Katzenberg, is quite short . Eisner, being an asshole, once infamously said of Katenzberg, “I think I hate that little midget.” 

so 5′0″ Katzenberg went and turned his asshole boss into a little person named Lord Fuckwad

yeah

[kaldicuct]

“love yourself, but fuck that guy in particular.”

[bamsara]

So my mom is babysitting an infant but I didn't know so I cannot explain the feeling of walking into my living room and seeing a lone baby ive never seen before sitting on the floor and the dead eye contact we shared for a full minute before my mom came back into the room

[sinfulpepsi]

and the prosecutor will be trying to convince you he's just a humble witness

[tsunflowers]

I don’t know how we’re letting trump get away with all this shit when I truly believe that if you threw a blanket over his head he would think it was nighttime and go to sleep like a bird

[diomdes]

me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington

[diomdes]

im begging all of you to stop reblogging th is

[stripedturtlenecksweater]

Your actions have consequences

[theunfairfolk]

ghost hunting team that keep a nonbeliever named steve around as an emergency supernatural suppressant

[theunfairfolk]

he waits in the car with a walkie talkie while they investigate and if things break bad they call him in. as soon as he enters everything stops floating around/trying to kill the hunters and he rolls his eyes and goes back to the car.

[theunfairfolk]

he’s not bluffing. i can’t emphasize that enough. he 100% believes that the hunters calling him in is either a prank, to make him feel useful, or because they’re spookable cowards who panicked when a book fell.

he stays because the money is good and he can play his gameboy in the car.

[theunfairfolk]

i fucking love this so much. it’s like having a service animal but instead it’s a guy named steve who owns more cargo shorts than the Gap continuously baffled by why he keeps getting befriended by goths.

[hartshorn-and-isinglass]

Text from tag screenshot: #love the implication ghost's powers only work around people who believe it them #but it raises the question: is it just ghosts or does it happen with other supernatural entities? #do werewolves lose their ability to shift? do witches lose their magic? do vampires lose their vampowers? why is vampowers not a word? #i keep imagining werewolves following around non-believers during a full moon to avoid shifting #or vampires dragging their non-believing friends to every Italian place because they really like garlic bread and can't eat it otherwise

[vriskakinnieaynrand]

[anotherevencoolerdad]

pick one you bald genderless idiot

[anarchafemme]

[localcircusonline]

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Finally caught up with Apothecary Diaries. I can't believe they gave Maomao a gun.