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googiekitsch-deactivated2024071

feeling bored i’m gonna dox a fish

googiekitsch-deactivated2024071

ok here goes

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ocean

unknown-fish

what the fub

I have one notification that it refuses to let me see because I apparently have never posted before??????

everythingfox

CatGPT

radwolf76

catgirl-techsupport

Saw a post like this with negative outlook so I asked for it to be fixed

one-time-i-dreamt

And why did the value plummet, Marissa? Why did it plummet?

red-mercer

Would like to know how exactly she wouldn't fuck up Netflix or Hulu

sreegs

Yahoo thought Tumblr would be the next PDF

They didn't really get it.

noctumsolis

What does that even mean? PDF as in Portable Document Format?

sreegs

i cannot stress enough that i dont think yahoo even knew what a pdf was

virdigrishammer

you left out the best part of that article. the poor yahoo emplyees at those meetings were just as confused as the rest of us.

everythingfox

Did not see a single one of those coming

welpjesuisla

defilerwyrm

a. an object reminder that humans are very unusual in being able to anticipate rhythm b. also funny af

Who ever designed this shit clearly didn’t think it though

william-the-duck-deactivated202

To be a man, you don’t need to:

• bind your chest

• wear masculine clothes

• have short hair

• have a penis

BUT, you must be:

• swift as a coursing river

• with all the force of a great typhoon

• with all the strength of a raging fire

• mysterious as the dark side of the Moon

schizm-deactivated

help help help

goldcrescent

cinematic parallels

diane-nguyen-watches-cartoons-d

Guy who’s only ever seen Rocky Horror Picture Show watching his second movie with the word “horror” on the cover.

charlesoberonn

radiofreederry

Yeah it’s a real mystery who might have dumped and set alight a bunch of documents in the dumpster behind the offices of the indicted Attorney General who was just served a subpoena by the legislature. Hope we can solve this one folks!

cryptid-sighting

Too bad they bought the kind of security cameras that only turn on when there's a fire instead of running all the time or they might have seen the person who did this

rainbow-femme

spaceshipsandpurpledrank

loupgawou

Video Description:

Man in an office is holding a stunt safe foam rubber cinder block: This is a prop foam rubber cinder block, that way we can smack an actor with it, and it won’t kill him. [man throws the prop at his coworker’s head]. But if it DID kill him, I’d still get off scot-free

Coworker [off-screen]: How would you do that, Scott?

Scott: Because there’d be no concrete evidence.

Coworker: [throws foam rubber cinder-block at Scott’s head]

whetstonefires

please note that for both impacts someone did foley work to make the foam brick go 'bang!'

libraford

My boss is having us all pitch in to do office work while we're understaffed for the spring season, but instead of doling out orders she asked us what responsibilities we'd like to have, enjoy having, or be comfortable doing. It means getting more hours, which I'm kind of desperate for these days.

So I said I'd do anything that involves design (making info cards for clients, designing yearbooks, cropping photos). And she said cool. Done. You get those things, I'll let you know when we need them.

Time came last week where she needed me to do 15 separate info card designs, each with it's own qr code to the gallery, unique passcode, and I had to make it look cute but readable.

It took me about 5 hours. I came up to her desk at the end of the day with a thumb drive. She asked me how they were coming.

"This is them." I handed her the usb.

"You're done already?"

"Yeah."

"How did you do them so fast?"

"You asked me to do a task that plays on my strengths and that I enjoy doing. This is what happens when you put people in roles that suit them."

libraford

"If I'd tried to do it, it would have taken three days!"

I have a degree in a design discipline that emphasizes completing a large number of nearly identical drawings very quickly, and my side hustle requires me to be my own PR team. Making a bunch of quarter-page flyers out of clip art is something I've had to do for free and yall just paid me to do it.