List of stuff my dad did/ said while watching Titans
(this man has read far more comics than I had in my whole lifetime) (he’s also a hardcore Batman fanboy)
“It has to be hard wanting to be intimidating while everyone looks for Batman the moment your appear.”
“Fuck Batman.” While chucking and shaking his head.
Asked me “how many Robins were there again?” And proceed to pause, count and name all of the Robins.
“Wait, wasn’t Jason the one who was a cop?” (No, he’s the one who died and—) “Yeah! Jason’s the Red Hood” (Yeah) “…Then who’s the one that found out Bruce’s Batman?” (That’s Tim) “Okay, alright. So Nightwing’s the cop.”
“Damn, Starfire’s tall as fuck.”
Yelled “Azarath metrion zhintos the shit outta that lunatic!” the first time Rachel’s powers went out of control.
“Why don’t they show us Beast Boy already and cut the crap with Hank and Dove?”
“They can’t die because they are in the cover.”
Got overly excited about the Doomed Patrol.
Jumped at every mention of Batman tbh and joked about how they would never show him.
“He’s got them all showing their powers and shit, but what’s he gonna show them?”
Skipped the Robstar sex scene because “that’s not relevant” and “you can’t watch this” (we watch GoT together dad) “Yeah, no.”
Got as excited as I did when Jason showed up and then gave me a serious look and went “I see, so Dick’s not your favorite Robin then.” (So happy you haven’t seen my tumblr daddy) “I don’t want to know”
“Bruce disowned him already” about the eye scanner door.
Laughed at every single funny line Gar has, specially the “wait, how many robins are there? Because I’d love to—“ one.
Predicted them blowing up the asylum.
Got hyper the moment Donna showed up and rambled about how they could tie that up to a Wonder Woman show and then just sighed and went “if only”
“Now that’s an interesting fight!” At Donna stopping Kori from hurting Rachel.
Got super angry at the last episode, mocked Dick for even thinking the “let’s get inside Wayne manor!!” Plan would work.
“This shit’s not even happening, why do they do this?!” Still got super happy that most of the family names where brought up and the SuperBat friendship was highlighted.
Agreed with me that Joker should die anyways.
“Now we have to wait at least a whole year to get a second season… I should catch up with some comics.”
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