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Hello. I apologize for being so inactive for so long. Things have not been well lately, and they are only getting worse. I am a disabled trans person living in Canada. This pandemic has been extremely for difficult for me, and i am in serious need of help. I have dissociative identity disorder, panic disorder with accompanying agoraphobia, severe persistent depressive disorder, other psychotic disorder (not specified), I am on the autistic spectrum, and deal with severe chronic pain, all of which are professionally diagnosed. I am seeking treatment at the moment, but because of the pandemic my finances have gotten tighter and tighter. i also do not have a car, and have to rely on public transportation to get groceries, get to my appointments/pharmacies, etc. I have received no additional help from the Canadian government, as there are no plans in place for disabled people who have not been furloughed, or let off. I receive a small amount of financial aid, but it has been frozen several times, and as of writing this, my funds are currently frozen. I am coming from a household with two family members who do not cook, clean or provide for the household, nor do they take care of their dog. I am forced to clean up after their messes, as well as mine and the dog’s, all while struggling with all of the problems I listed above. I have also been paying more than their individual shares of rent, and they refuse to acknowledge me as transgender, and continuously use an incorrect name and set of pronouns. I am at my limit. If you are able, I am in need of desperate aid. Because my assets are frozen, i can’t afford my prescription medications, and my testosterone is in danger of getting more expensive, and I haven’t been able to pay rent this month. I am also in the process of saving up to get away from my family members. even the smallest bit helps- reblogs do more than you think. thank you for reading My paypal [email protected]
Update The govmnt took too much money f on the friend I was going to move in with and I can’t wvwn afford “affordable city housing” now and I can’t go back to living with my family. I’m with friends for now but I need to somehow help my friend savr up enough for a moving truck and to try to find a place in the city
Update, our roommate lost her job and cant cover her part of rent until her EI kicks in and they’re taking their sweet fking time with it, leaving me to cover two shares of rent in the mean time until who knows when
November 16th, 1959; 17 years ago
Wishing a happy birthday to Felipe :•)
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Tux is own by @dearoldtuxedo .
Dumb Sketch Thing. Original audio by @fleeglethebeagle.
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Might Redo this at a later date.
Omg rly ??
yes! really!
translifeline.org
US: (877) 565-8860
CANADA: (877) 330-6366
Pacific time: 8am to 2am
Mountain time: 9am to 3am
Central time: 10am to 4am
Eastern time: 11am to 5am
Alaska time: 7am to 1am
Hawaii time: 6am to 12am
Okay so I just got off the phone with them. I talked to a trans girl named Aurora & she was super helpful! She gave me a few doctors to talk to & encouraged me to seek therapy instead of just rushing to get my pills. She literally found a trans friendly therapist in my town & I would definitely recommend giving them a call!
GUYS COME SEE THIS!!!!!! I didn’t know about this, come look!!!!!!
it literally would not be right to ever not reblog this
For any trans followers I have. Stay safe and know you are loved
This is the actual weirdest meme to get great information from.
You’ll get through this :) <3
IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY
I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E
I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y
ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june
get spooky
how does this appear every june
happy halloween :)
My little brother Ryan has been missing for a week.. He is now across stat… Kailey Marlette needs your support for HELP BRING RYAN HOME‼️MIS
‼️‼️PLEASE HELP ME FIND MY LITTLE BROTHER!! THIS IS AN EMERGENCY‼️‼️
He’s a missing native child and at EXTREME RISK! The cops aren’t doing SHIT!
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DO NOT SUPPORT SALVATION ARMY
I can back this up. It isn’t only their shelters.
I have a family friend who worked at our local Salvation Army headquarters as a a secretary. This particular office took all the Christmas donations for children in need, put them in a warehouse, and on a designated day the staff and their friends picked through them all, taking whatever they wanted. She saw people hauling away bikes donated for specific families. Some local children had hundreds of dollars of gifts donated in their name, and on Christmas they received three cheap things, items likely not even from the person who sponsored them.
My friend quit, and I’ve not given them a dime of my money since then.
Do not give to the Salvation Army.
Do Not. Give. To. Salvation. Army
My turn.
I’m a wildfire and disaster logistics specialist.
I deal with a lot of agencies who provide disaster relief.
I used to say the Salvation Army’s disaster services were the one (literally the ONE) good thing they did.
They would come in, set up a canteen trailer, make and pass out hot coffee and donated food in a disaster, usually being one of the first agencies to get there and the last to leave.
Then I found out.
Every time they did this, regardless of if they were actually invited or deployed by the agency in charge (usually FEMA, sometimes others) they would SELF-DEPLOY. Meanjng they would just show up. Ok. That’s not TOO bad, sometimes agencies have to take initiative and get there before the red tape is sorted out. BUT. They, after they left at the end of the incident, they would send FEMA or the host agency a BILL. They used one or two paid employees (usually the driver of the truck and a supervisor); and many VOLUNTEERS, but they would bill for EVERYONE’s Labor at standard federal rates. They would bill for the food they distributed even though it was all donated by another agency or private parties. They would bill for the coffee they made and the supplies. Except they would use electricity from the shelter location, water from donations or from the shelter, and in many cases, they would get the coffee and industrial filters DONATED, but bill for them at retail prices.
Don’t FUCKING give to the Salvation Army.
The Salvation Army is also ass to the workers. A good number of people join it, naively thinking that it’s doing good, and end up leaving cynical and beaten down. The management is hostile, if not outright abusive, and demand some ridiculous hours of it lower to mid-level staff. Don’t support these people.
Unsettling update
Find better local charities and shelters and give to them instead!
Karl’s Paradise cast! (Masklophobia)
King Karl- The one who owns the island, the one who knows all, and the one who is the kindest of the kind! Being the mighty monarch, he makes sure everything on the island is peaceful. But his main job is helping the paradise critters with their problems. When he’s not helping them on his own terms, they drop by his castle for advice. This is one ruler who never disapoints his subjects! I guess that’s why he’s crowned king of the paradise! The critters love Karl, and he loves them! They’re like his family! He will do whatever it takes to keep them protected, and that is a promise!
Barkstone- The greatest magician on the island! Everyday, this old dog learns new tricks! And the more he learns, the better he gets! His tricks are the most stellar sensations you’ve ever laid eyes on, and there’s never a dull moment in his performances! His magical powers are so over the top, sometimes he uses them to his own advantages. Like make the trash disappear, instantly repair a sink, or double a pepperoni pizza in size! His favorite trick is the sawing box act, which he never got a chance to use.
Saxxo- Most tigers are mean. This tiger plays a mean sax! Not only can he play, but sing as well! Boy, did he have talent! Why, he’s been playing the sax since he was a cub! Most of the critters would rather listen to him than their records or radios. His smooth melodies really made the ladies swoon. Other than his sounds being cool, this cat knows how to act cool as well! With his hip personality and hip threads, this critters stands out the most within the paradise! Especially with his signature shades, which he never takes off!
Slouch- If there were a competition for being lazy, this orangutan would end up on the Genesis Book of World Records! All day and night, he spends them sleeping, and sitting in front of the TV. His house is a mess, he never cooks a homemade meal, and he has a bad habit of dozing off at the wrong time and place. It’s a shame, because he has a lot of potential to show. Like, he can play a killer drum! Too bad he can hardly get on his feet. Luckily, King Karl is here to make him more active!
Mama LongLegs- She’s a spider, but don’t be afraid! She just wants to dance! Although she does carry a temper. She’s the most define ballerina in the whole paradise, because she’s the only ballerina in the whole paradise. Believing ballet to be a remarkable apptitute, and a physical pleasure, she wants to get everyone into the routine with her, even while they show no interest. When she’s not doing ballet, she’s thinking of romance. There’s nothing to widen her smile more than seeing a happy couple in love. In fact, she plans on getting a gentleman herself to live happily ever after with! She’ll even chase after one!
Van Goose- Once you’ve seen modern art, you’ve seen it all! Here’s a goose who puts a lot of time and effort into her work! Painting, pottery, drawing, and sculpting, Van Goose does it all as long as it’s art! She’s a perfectionist, and can’t stand anything lacking beauty! If you had a party or a special event on the wraps, she would gladly love to provide art for free! She’d rather let people admire her creativity to embrace it than to make a profit out of it. Did I mention she takes requests? You can be her model! You just have to pose very still.
Fins- If you wanna hear a good joke, visit the Fresh Clear lake to see the friendly shark! Fins is her name! She loves to make people laugh, no matter what their mood is, for she thinks laughter is the best medicine! She also puts on comedy acts, and riddles. Occasionally, she will leave her lake to participate in games or parties! Or when it’s really cold. Although she’s a shark, she happens to be a vegetarian with a huge sweet tooth! She’ll let you swim in her lake in exchange for a yummy treat! Don’t worry! She won’t bite!
Yum-Yum- Looking for some good eats at a fairly low price? Visit the Happy Belly diner! You’ll always leave there full! It’s owned by a big, nice, cuddly grizzly bear named Yum-Yum! She has a knack for feeding people! She cooks, and she serves! Never will she allow one hungry soul to pass! Sometimes, she will experiment new recipes to add on the menu! When she’s not serving the paradise critters, she does baking as a hobby, decorated with some of the prettiest designs you’ve ever darn seen. The most fun part is eating it afterwards, or sharing them with her friends! She can be a real hungry customer herself!
LabRat- He’s smart, he’s got the knowledge, yet he’s regarded as the paradise fool. Why? Because it’s true. This wacky rat spends the majority of his time locking himself in his cellar, building a new invention in hopes it will make our everyday lives more adjustable! They never turn out the way he wants them to work. .. unless he intended them to go berserk or explode. He tries to ignore all negative feedback and continue to make an invention that functions right. He has a dream to change mankind, and he will never give up on that dream! Shhhhhhh. Be sure to not interupt him.
Junior- An eight year-old woolley mammoth that’s been frozen for a million years. Luckily, the paradise critters helped thaw him! Being a child mammoth, he’s up to the size of a full grown adult! Wow! Imagine if he were older! Junior is just your average kid who wants to have fun, and causes lots of trouble. He’s always in the mood to play! Go on and play with him!
Karl’s Paradise theme (full)
🎵Heyyyyyyyyy!
Wouldn't you like to go far away?
To a wonderful place, you say?
Where all your friends are here everyday!
Karl's Paradise is where to stay!
Through the thick, and through the thin!
Pleasure drifts, so breathe it in!
Life is a game, it’s a big win-win!
Come along with all the kins!
Colorful characters you don’t wanna miss!
Though they can be nutty, they’re truly a bliss!
You’ll find they’re just like you and me!
Hang with them, you’ll learn a thing or three!
Wait! They have one rule: Just play it cool!
Your stay will get spoiled if you act a fool!
Soooooooooo...!
Wouldn't you like to go far away?
To a wonderful place, you say?
Where all your friends are here everyday!
Karl's Paradise is where to stay!
KARL’S PARADISE IS WHERE TO STAY!🎵
Meet the Paradise Critters (with updated designs edition)
Mimolette!
Rats, rats, we are the rats. Celebrating yet another birthday bash. [Mad Rat] it's your birthday today. Cake and ice cream is on it's way, and [Rap Rat] you're such a good boy this year. Open up your gifts while we all cheer.
obsessed with drawing this au now
Heart is suffering. Jpeg
He's in one of his moods again.
Emotional Support Organ.