The really really ridiculously good looking tumblr

What is this?! A blog for ants?!

[rainbow-ce]

Jin: And what do we do when we feel like this?

Jimin: Change our hair color.

Jin: No-

[incorrectk-popquotes]

Yoongi, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with uhh, seven espresso shots

Namjoon, next in line: Jesus Christ just do cocaine

[mamitachvla-deactivated20131229]

[0kaaayalrightwhat-ever1]

My mistrust [of men] is not, as one might expect, primarily a result of the violent acts done on my body, nor the vicious humiliations done to my dignity. It is, instead, born of the multitude of mundane betrayals that mark my every relationship with a man—the casual rape joke, the use of a female slur, the careless demonization of the feminine in everyday conversation, the accusations of overreaction, the eye rolling and exasperated sighs in response to polite requests to please not use misogynist epithets in my presence.

(via nadiaaboulhosn)

#i have a hard time dating men because i have a hard time believing men respect me

(via underwaternow)

Pretty much. 

(via fuckingrapeculture)

[incorrectexoquotes]

kyungsoo: can i be frank with you guys?

baekhyun: i dont know how changing your name helps though

chanyeol: can i still be chanyeol?

jongdae: shhhh let frank speak. what’s up?

[fakeexoquotes]

“I wanna be a cool unshakable asshole, but instead I do one nice thing for an old lady and have to struggle not to cry when she thanks me.”

— Kim Jongdae

[rainbow-ce]

chanyeol: *walking*

baekhyun: chanyeol stop

baekhyun: chanyeol

baekhyun: you're going to get in trouble

chanyeol: *gets arrested*

[rainbow-ce]

Yixing: Candles are how we keep fire as pets.

Junmyeon: That is unnecessarily adorable.

[kinetic-empathy]

Me: alright, spring break is over, time to get to work and study hard!

My Brain: istanbul was constantinople now its istanbul not constantinople been a long time gone constantinople now its turkish delight on a moonlit night everyone in constantinople lives in istanbul not constantinople

[rainbow-ce]

chanyeol: i’ve studied the titty

yixing: what you learn?

chanyeol: it’s good

baekhyun: see nothing but facts here, carry on

[fakeexoquotes]

Jongin: I don't want to hurt their feelings!

Chen: Hurt their feel- Do you just walk around all day, thinking about other people's feelings?

Jongin: Yeah, don't you?

Chen: No! How do you get anything done?

[overandoverandoverandoverand]

maybe in supernatural season 15 they’ll finally figure out whether it’s soup or if it’s natural

[rainbow-ce]

Baekhyun: *loud sigh*

Chanyeol: Honey, what's wrong?

Baekhyun: You haven't looked at me for 10 minutes.

Chanyeol: We're watching a movie.

Baekhyun: DID I ASK FOR AN EXCUSE?!

[sheriff-haught-sauce]

Greek dude: But…but I brought you a bouquet of olives to win over your heart!

Sappho, lounging on a couch with her girlfriend on her lap, popping grapes into her mouth: Oh muse, singeth to us Despacito.

[kiaranator]

i let my little sapphic hands do all the work

[andreauxminyard]

my femme girlfriend: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house

me: [throwing on shorts and a tank top] okay baby i love you and you look so pretty

[wrook]

My overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house

My femme girlfriend: [throwing on a sundress and head scarf] okay baby I love you and you look so handsome

[piscesenergy]

Me: [after spending 6 hours on my hair and makeup] Babe I’m ready to head out now

My femme wife: [who has also taken 6 hours] Okay babe I love you I’m ready and your highlight is poppin severely but you need to blend that contour in a little bit

Me: [fixing her eyebrows] I love you

[amant-lesbienne]

my overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok love im ready to leave the house 

my equally overdressed femme girlfriend: [also hour and a half later] okay baby i love you we’re both so pretty

[gay-possum-rights]

Me: [10 minutes and a tank top later] ok babe let’s go

My equally lazy butch girlfriend: [also 10 minutes and a tank top later] I love you honey but we gotta stop taking each other’s tank tops

[ubelyptus]

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[rainbow-ce]

Baekhyun: I’m running on sunshine and laughter

Xiumin: I’m running on coffee and stress

D.O: I'm running on my spite of needing to out live Chanyeol

[thoodleoo]

girls don’t want boys, girls want to dance in the woods with the god dionysus and tear any man who dares to interrupt their bacchic revelry limb from limb