Novahkiin

She/ her 17I don’t even know at this point...

[yurinarumitsu]

Happy phoenix wright gets hit by a car day. Get out there and get him

[kyri45]

No but imagine.

You’re Eva Stratt, it’s 3 days before the launch. And a miscalculation in the astrophage caused an explosion in your labs that not only killed your 2 scientists for the voyage, but also the 2 pilots and the 2 fucking engineers.

You already have the replacement for the scientist, you had it since you discovered he was coma resistant.

But finding coma resistant people is way harder than it looks when the changes are 1 in 70’000 people.

Luckily, your team is able to find an engineer, an individual charged for an attack that killed 62 people years ago, which left him with only one arm, but apparently despise that he’s still one of the best choices.

The issue is the pilot. Oh and what’s that? Apparently Grace has a twin brother? Who not only this means he’s most likely shares the coma resistant gene, but also was one of the best stuntman ever, and yeah he got a pretty bad back hit but he’s still able to ride and pilot most crafts, is already well built and has plenty of experience in high stake situations?

Ok so you have a middle school teacher, his stunt-man brother an ex terrorist in a tin can 11.9 light years away. None of them will remember anything of course because all of them will be forced to go.

What could possibly go wrong?

[driftsart]

Transformers x Project Hail Mary Au Doodles :D

[notsoheterosapien]

They make me so ill.

Inspired by THIS POST by @ann-is-amazing-person

[lazy-indigo]

Human “mating” | Silly comic idea

Based on an old headcanon I read where the cyan markings on Rocky were from Adrian. Them sorta taking the role of wedding rings. Which I thought was cute :3

Bonus:

[graves-yard]

This took me sooooo many days and I’m not big on it in the end lmao. But the hyperfix is fixing.

Purely i wanted to make this comic because I was listening to a lot of Tom Waits (specifically his Blood Money album) when thinking about Simon, and one somber little song especially had me thinking. Shout out “All The World Is Green” it’s going triple platinum for me and me alone.

I like their secret little third thing they got going on in my head.

[paranormalbees]

As Above So Below

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[tomorobo-illust]

See hi-res version here: patreon.com/posts/157154918

'Cause love's such an old-fashioned word And love dares you to care for the people on the edge of the night And love dares you to change our way of caring about ourselves This is our last dance This is our last dance This is ourselves Under pressure -'Under Pressure' by David Bowie & Queen

The moment it starts to really sink in that you are in a safe place and allowed to live.

[ A sort of Part 2 for this comic ]

[dandeliont3aandsageleaves]

While Grace is teaching the Eridians, he mentions how important socialization and pack bonding is for humans. Humans require a community to thrive and get depressed if they're left alone, so it's best to keep them in groups. However humans can pack bond with anything, and Grace is very close to the Eridians, so he's okay.

The Eridians misunderstand him, and proceed to panic because they only have one human. They only have one human but it turns out you need to keep them in packs. They can die if they're isolated for to long and they can't let Grace die this is bad bad bad.

So they send a message to earth, asking if anybody would be willing to volunteer to live on Erid with Grace. They stress that while this is a life or death matter, they need the human to be a willing participant. That all of their needs and wants would be met and that the Eridians would give Earth information and technology in exchange. The volunteer would be given a life of luxury in exchange for living on Erid with Grace.

Unfortunately, there is a mistranslation, and the humans think that the Eridians require a sacrifice otherwise they will use their resources against earth. In order to avoid a possible interstellar war with an alien species, they choose a convict who has a life sentence to be locked in a bare rocket and blasted off to Erid.

That is how Simon, the only survivor of his religious extremist cult, ended up on the SM-13 headed to an alien planet against his will.

[lol-dead-as-hell]

Simon tries on Grace’s glasses

[merymeou]

It’s been so long since I got to see a thing and think: wow yeah this could only happen on tumblr. This is one such thing and I had to contribute. Let Simon have a weird fucked up religious sorta relationship with Grace! This man has issues!! He’s never been off a space station!! The Hail Mary is literally as close as he could imagine as heaven!!!!!!

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[lana-is-reading]

here's part 2 of this stupid brainrot if you're unfamiliar here's part 1 🎉

[4digitan]

simon on the mary, getting a little fruit tree to take care of by grace <3

[elise-the-blind]

birthday time, and i say bloodymary ship post because what do you mean the internet cooked up this absolute masterpiece

my gift to myself is drawing grown men with connection issues, fuk yeh babi

i dont know where i first heard this from, but i subscribe to the idea that the IL universe is an alternate timeline of the HM universe. the stars got ate now everything sucks

also that simon doesn't like rocky at first cause of alien ptsd

[boociforme]

he's made of 100% organic boyfriend material

[the-text-doctor]

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[philomurphy-deactivated20230323]

in case you wanted your sword to be a different colour other than purple:

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[chaos-canary]

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☆Rainbow Sword☆

[google-searchhistory-official]

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[the-arcade-doctor]

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[13thsinnr]

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[blairpuffs]

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bisexual sword

[surdus-magus]

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A lightsaber

[gayvampyr]

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lesbian sword

[gracebeth3604]

this has probably already been done but:

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minecraft :3

[dogin8]

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for the dagger users amongus

[pippins-place]

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[raccoon-hybrid]

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[brain-empty-deactivated20241210]

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[summerblademoontime]

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BIG ASS SWORD

[thefuckingduckgod]

Saw someone say that most intelligent alien life forms are likely prey animals, so I wanted to add something after falling down the humans are space orcs rabbit hole for the millionth time.

Humans are predators right? But in our day to day lives we don’t really act like predators very often. Very few of us actually have an experience with hunting, with one exception; bugs. Especially flies or mosquitoes.

Imagine you board a ship and all of your crew mates are life forms from other planets, all of them just so happen to be prey. You’re an engineer and general aren’t seen as very threatening. You’re the first human the crews ever had on board so they have no reason to think you would be. That is until somehow a fly gets onto your ship.

It’s meal time and this fly just will not stop bothering you. No one else seems to be doing anything so you decide to be the one to kill it. You go dead still and track it with your eyes, watching to see where it lands. Once it does you move slowly until your hand is directly above it, holding your breath before slamming your hand down. Finally the pesky bug is gone and you can go back to eating. To you it’s no big deal. I mean it’s just killing one bug right? But when you look up after rubbing the dead fly off the table with your shirt, everyone’s staring at you with a look of shock, horror, or fear.

After a minute or two everyone seems to unfreeze and go back to what they were doing, still nervously glancing over their shoulders at you every minute or so.

After that your crew mates seem to always be slightly on edge around you. Listening to you more often than before, and letting you lead in situations where violence might need to be resorted too. While it’s not technically your job on explorations, you in no way mind being able to protect your crew.

Plz tell me how to tag this is my first time posting something I actually spent time thinking about.