Asteroids

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[solarwindsempire]

It's been a hot minute hasn't it? Oh well, redoing our intro time

system name -> solar winds system collective names -> solstice, sol, solar collective pronouns -> it/he disorders -> autism, adhd, all the anxiety /hj, ocd body age -> minor (>15)

-> @docglitch our bestie, our partner in crime -> @pack-coven-thing our alt that exists for some reason

We're pro non-traumagenic systems, and pro non-disordered ones

-> feel free to ask about our "singlet mode" which is really annoying but existent! -> we support any and all good faith identities. -> we're happy to tag things as triggers if you'd like! Just send us an ask or a dm ^^ -> we support self diagnosis.

-> we don't take a stance on ship discourse, as we've heard differing definitions of both proship and antiship. We don't support harassment towards either side, but we also don't support incest and pedophilic ships and will likely block you if you primarily post those things without tagging them

DNI -> bigoted [racist, ableist, homophobic, transphobic, etc.] -> pedophiles -> if you post heavily about minor x adult ships and/or incest ships -> anti-mogai/liom -> anti noun/neopronouns -> transmeds -> TERFs

LINKS -> system/subsystem flags -> terms & preferences

[missjukebox8bit]

I think magical girls should unionize

[write-it-motherfuckers]

Person A: “You’re not (Person B)…. are you?”

Person B: “I am, just not the (Person B) you’re familiar with.”

[wellthatschaotic]

[Image ID: the “Well yes, but actually no” meme format; a pirate stands with the caption “well yes, but actually no” in yellow text. End ID]

[moringmark]

[moringmark]

[aphmau-prompts]

Pierce does an impression of Leif.

[aphmau-prompts]

Ein and Zane have a movie marathon.

[moringmark]

[jasperwocky]

love when employers are like “yea we’d like you to get here 10-15 minutes before you clock in” omg sure buddy i’ll slot those 10-15 minutes of unpaid time into my schedule right after i go see my dad and right before i watch the super bowl (these are both things i never do)

[stumupm]

[cornfield-cryptid]

[denerim-jeans]

[helpeverythingiscats]

[sygol]

if i had a tail, ahaha well let me just tell you: i'd be swishin' that bitch

[onceiwashere]

nowadays so many tumblr posts are just about tumblr. we're running out of things to talk about...

[kruskal-wallis-deactivated20240]

I switched my trashcan with my neighbor's today because theirs is nicer

[wumblr]

YOU

[schadenfreudich]

I don't think I'm the first person to use just regular pronouns but backwards, but I don't think any term could be as funny as "antinoun".

You might have pronouns, but I have antinouns, which look weirder and are harder to pronounce.

[pluralprompts]

Prompt #484

System A gains superpowers! Before they can figure out what to do with these new powers, however, they realize they also seem to have gained a new headmate – one who's made the decision on what to do for them, and is now their town's newest superhero.

[pluralprompts]

Prompt #486

Villain A attempts to read Hero B's mind, not knowing they're a system. Instead of overhearing anything useful or interesting, they overhear the random commentary of Hero B's headmates as they try to escape the trap Villain A set up for them specifically so they would have time to read Hero B's mind.

[pluralprompts]

Prompt #487

"Mm... and what would your dear Hero A think of this, eh? Their beloved teammate, Hero B, consorting with the enemy..."

Hero B's expression twisted into one of abject confusion. "What?"

"Hm?" Villain C smirked, holding back a chuckle. "Surely you knew how Hero A fawns over you? Can't help themself from talking about you during our fights, you know. Makes me wonder just what the relationship is between you two."

Hero B stared at Villain C in silence for several seconds before it clicked. Villain C didn't know they were a system. Villain C thought Hero A was their teammate instead of their headmate. Oh. Oh.

(Oh, what could they do with this knowledge they held over them?)

Unfortunately, their silence seemed to be mistaken as a confession of ignorance, because Villain C threw their head back and cackled. "Ah, you really didn't know, did you?! Ahaha, sorry, sorry." They forced their cackling down into something much quieter, waving a hand. "Really, sweet thing, you should look around you for what you already have before you start chasing after criminals such as myself."

"I'm pretty sure chasing criminals is my job, actually," Hero B said without thinking, mind still on the Villain C's mistaken assumption. "But I'll keep that in mind the next time you rob a bank."

Villain C, of all the responses they could give, winked at them, and Hero B snapped back to attention with a blush, pushing all thoughts of their headmate's hero identity to the back of their mind as they raised their blaster and fired.

[pluralprompts]

Prompt #488

Write about a headmate exploring their innerworld!