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[crawfishcomic]

Happy Accident

[boo-topia]

Pride

[thisisdaddyspage]

Show daddy that nice picture again

[filthinfatuated]

[radiogeist]

pink metro luka!

[dogpuppy]

[darkxwolf17]

A tangled mess of silly bandz

[rainbowtoddle]

Eyeball got soap in it :(

[rainbowtoddle]

Waga baba bobo

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[norahsdove]

Statistically speaking I have more or less never seen a movie in my life

[bippus]

Flubber?

[norahsdove]

I've never seen flubber.

[bippus]

Asshole

[lakevida]

not sure how much more i can take of this specific book being advertised to me but the hook did grab me this time

[piles-of-dust-and-gay]

[shitter]

absolute gold on Reddit today

[strawberry-crocodile]

Pokemon has never had a generation where all three starter pokemon are mammals. Two generations- gens 1 and 3- have had zero mammals, and from gens 5-8 there've been two mammals to pick from, but none have had three mammals. I think this is an important part of the franchise's brand.

[strawberry-crocodile]

Back when gen 8 got leaked someone pointed out that you can generally tell a real GameFreak Pokedex from a fakemon dex by the amount of "ugly" pokemon and the number of invertebrates and inanimate objects, and I think there's a similar thing going on here- Pokemon genuinely makes an effort to make its monsters varied.

The last 15ish years have seen so much ink spilled on the Vanillish line, on gen 1 designs, etc etc, but I think it bears repeating how easy it is for a Mons game to stick to charismatic animals like mammals and birds and dinosaurs and pets. And pokemon does have that (we have, what, six cat lines? more if you count regional meowths) but it also makes sure to add, like. A crinoid. A bagworm. A bell. Creepy humanoid mushrooms, a sand castle, a big iceberg.

Something would be lost if every single pokemon was as cool as Haxorus or as cute as Snom or as furrybait as Goodra. Pokemon succeeds because it lets you be best friends with shit that's just weird.

[strawberry-crocodile]

"ohhh op is telling on herself for calling goodra furrybait" idk maybe you're telling on yourself for how you have no furry friends. do better.

[cottoncandylesbo]

[dogpuppy]

My four year old at 5am: “here is our strange new friend 🥰, he has one eye ☝️, no mouth 🚫, he’s REALLY big!! 🥳, he lays eggs 😳, for the children 😁.”

[posthumousprincessparts]

wdym where's my halo? you don't need a halo to be an angel, and i clearly am look at my beautiful holy wings.. wdym they're covered in soot and brimstone? you can't say mean things like that to an angel like me! they're literally radiant and pretty??? wdym "what about your cartoonish succubus tail?" that's literally my fucking angel... thing.. it's got a heart on the end ur not working with me here wdym wdym

[posthumousprincessparts]

*flutters my wings indignantly in a way that makes my boobs bounce* ur all just jealous of my angel thing

[posthumousprincessparts]

W D Y MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM