The Ravings of a Fan Girl

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[prideknights]

Happy Pride 2022, everyone!!! ⚔️🌈

[rainheart1120]

Mood of the day: If I hear the jingle I use for an alarm one time I'm going to stab someone, but I'm going to listen to same song for hours to learn the lyrics.

[bookishdiplodocus]

Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!

[shandzii]

Meanwhile at the daycare

[rainheart1120]

This is glorious!

[djkoenig-deactivated20140905]

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

[chronically-ill-dandy]

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

[kahguyaht]

i found it

the original post

i found it

[eviesrealitychangesdaily-deacti]

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog. 

[allons-ynumberten-deactivated20]

*tour guide voice*

and here on the left ladies and gentlemen, you see one of the posts before everyone went batshit crazy

[rainheart1120]

Good Omens headcanon

Before Crowley tempted Eve, he was in charge of taking care of baby angels. He obviously knows how to take care of children as he demonstrated with Warlock. I absolutely love the idea that he had practice taking care of little ones! Which is why he chose to be Warlock's nanny!

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like “i hate you you hate me let’s go out and kill barney”

[shadowcat]

i don’t remember ever doing this. you were a fucked up kid

[igotadeadspiderinmypocket-deact]

i hate you

you hate me

let’s go out an kill barney

with a baseball bat

and a 4x4

NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR

[notchicken]

really? Our version was more like..

i hate you

you hate me

lets go out and kill barney

with a great big gun

two bullets to the head

WOOPS LOOK AT THAT, BARNEY’S DEAD.

[residentartichoke-deactivated20]

Ours was like:

JOY TO THE WORLD THAT BARNEY’S DEAD

WE BARBECUED HIS HEAD

DON’T WORRY ‘BOUT THE BODY

WE FLUSHED IT DOWN THE POTTY

AND ROUND AND ROUND IT GOES

AND ROUND AND ROUND IT GOES

AND ROUND AND ROUUUUUND AND ROUND IT GOES

[aph-homophobicwaiter-deactivate]

I hate you,

You hate me,

Let’s get together and kill Barney, 

With an AK-47 and a shot to the head,

Uh-oh Barney’s dead

[hdyoshi]

The one I knew was:

I hate you, 

you hate me, 

let’s get together and kill barney

sorry kids but Barney’s dead, 

we just shot him in the head

[gaymccarrol]

a b c d e f g

barney is my enemy

stick a rifle up his nose

pull the trigger there he goes

sorry kids barney’s dead

here he is without a head

[korokchan]

You’re all fucked up

[luidilovins]

Barney: *exists*

Adolescents on the playground:

[rainheart1120]

I hate you

You hate me

Barney's hanging from a tree

With knife in his back

And a bullet in his head

Aren't you glad Barney's dead

[justice1eague]

everyone is legally required to reblog this

[v-a-s-t-deactivated20220306]

me, a witch: may i offer you a good vibe in this trying time?

[sherlockisntgay]

Very heartwarming moment really reflecting on Wally’s character. 

[velvetys]

Megamind was a good fucking movie

[rainheart1120]

Damn straight!

[spider-woman]

Amber Heard as Mera in Aquaman (2018) dir. James Wan

[rainheart1120]

Needed this in my life!

[kawaiijohn]

reblog if you think

is better than

[rainheart1120]

Jason: Three teams, okay?

Jason: Team one. Resurrected kids.

Damian: Me and you, yes.

Jason: Team Two. Faked-their-death kids.

Steph and Dick: Riiiight.

Jason: And Team Three. Boring kids.

Tim: Boring?

Cass: ?

Jason: Team Boring. Yes.

Cass: ...

Tim: Okay, yes, maybe Team Boring is the team for me. But Cass?

Jason: Hm. Point taken. Team Half-Awesome, then.

Tim: *sighs*

Cass: *touches Tim's shoulder* We will win.

Tim: Any team with you on it, sis.

Jason: *cocks Nerf gun* Game on, Princess.

Cass: ?

Tim: He's... talking to me.

Lol

[sohotthateveryonedied]

One of my absolute favorite things about Young Justice is the mind link. Seriously, just imagine all of the crazy stuff the team can do when they can actually read each other’s minds during a mission:  

- Infinite Rickrolls  - Wally making an obvious effort to not call Robin “Dick” when they’re linked and getting really frustrated    - Being spoiled about Christmas presents and surprise parties  - When one member gets hurt everyone feels it  - Dick and Wally trying to see how loud they can scream in their minds until Kaldur starts yelling at them   - Something blows up and everyone simultaneously goes “same"  - Everyone cringing when Conner and M'gann have really loud dirty thoughts about each other  - Hearing Kaldur mentally sigh at least fifteen times a mission  - When one person has a song stuck in their head, everyone gets the song in their head   - This of course leads to the entire team becoming a silent choir as they all mentally belt out Let It Go together while beating up bad guys  - When Raquel first joined, they learned that ”??????“ makes an actual sound in ones head  - Zatanna thinking backwards and giving everyone a headache  - They even linked up Wolf once just to see what it was like and they heard weird stuff like “Boy? Boy is bird?? He is puppy??? Need cuddles??? Must protect!!!” “Superboy!💗💗💗💗 Human! Best human! Best human in whole world!” “I good boy?? Treats????” “BANE BAD. KILL BANE. HE HURT BABIES?!?!?! BITE. BITE. BITE!!! I TREATS??? I DID GOOD??????” It was definitely a learning experience about how dogs work, and they also learned about how Wolf sees Robin as a small puppy in need of protection, so that was fun to tease him about.   - Conner screams even in his mind  - There is no privacy whatsoever, so that’s how the team learned things about each other that they will definitely regret knowing  - Artemis and Wally flirting all the time just to make everyone uncomfortable     - Falling asleep on stakeouts leads to seeing each other’s dreams and even interacting in them                                                                                                 - Once Wally had a nightmare about his father and everyone saw it, though Wally had no idea and was confused when they spent the rest of the week being really nice to him                                                                                           - On really traumatic missions, sometimes one member will get flashbacks and all of them see it too   - Dick singing Bohemian Rhapsody for five hours straight  - The team learning that M'gann curses like a sailor in her head   - Kaldur mentally goes “WTF” so many times they lost count  - Silently judging everyone together 

I just really love the mind link concept okay? 

[bisexualgambit]

frogyell:

i was trying to say “c’est la vie” but i forgot the phrase and so long story short i shrugged and said “livin la vida loca” 

[rainheart1120]

Awesomeness personified!