welcome to my "pinned" "post"
i support all media i engage with fully and uncritically. every action a fictional character takes is one that i fully intend on repeating in the real world. every youtuber i watch i follow with full faith and if they told me to kill a man i would. if i ship two minecrafters it means that i fully believe them to be in a romantic and sexual relationship in the real world. any negative comment i make on a mcyt’s actions in game fully extends to my perception of the irl person and is a personal attack on them. i believe that society would be better off if scientists discovered a way to get cis men pregnant. i <3 toxic relationships and everything i ship is something that i would endorse in the real world. if i ever draw or write about something that means that i fully support everything ive depicted. i have an extremely parasocial relationship with every youtuber i watch. everything in dream smp actually happened in real life. grian is gay.
L O L
Warning!!!
I am much cooler than you
I'll "throw hands.
Scientists have confirmed
Systems and non Binarys Are SWAG
FUCk The WatcherS
FUC Lore
fUCk VIDEO games
GET SERIOUS
[expletive] 'You
YOUR
canceled
YOU'RE
BlockED
I'm
Going
On
The
DARK
Web
towatch
THEOrionSound
Yowza!
DNI:
>basic dni criteria
>hetalia fans
>hazbin hotel fans
>right wing
>pro shippers/ship neutral
>minors
>porn bot/bot in general
>queer exclusionists
>anti-endo
>ace inclus
>anti otherkin/fictionkin
>support cringe culture
>anti-kink
>racist
>homophobic
>transphobic
>ableist
>terfs
>problematic
>support cancel culture
>support bi lesbians & xenogenders
>endogenic systems/supporters
>centrists
>kink/nsfw blogs
>sjws
>drum majors (viking pilot is on thin fucking ice)
>fujoshis
>anti shippers
>shippers in general (rpf is okay though)
>mimic neutral
>gamers
>dont believe in sprunki coins
>leftists
>over 18
>men
>endoskeletons
>have or support dni lists
>enjoyers of things (ur disgusting)
>shadowmilk cookie (NOT fans. just shadowmilk cookie. if you kin him you're on thin ice)
>people named olivia or alexis
>otherkin
>hazbin hotel antis
>call yourself transsexual
>call yourself homosexual
>are homosexual
>have participated or are planning to participate in sex and/or violence
>DerpDurCake
>post about playing minecraft (it's fine to do in private if it's with consenting adults but don't make it public jfc)
>cishets
>hetalia haters
>fans of media
>anarcho-monarchists
OR if you've ever spoken to anyone who meets any of the above criteria ^.^
grrrrr! im like the joker! i hate video games! im like the joker! im like the joker with pronouns! grrr! i tell jokes! im like the joker! 😈😈😈🐺🐺🐺⛰️⛰️⛰️AWOOOOO!!!!!!!
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