you could make a spreadsheet out of this

Rainy, they/she/he | trackpad gamer with completely reasonable keybinds

[rainyinautumn]

Well, hello there!

Originally a Life Series/Hermitcraft blog—these days you get some of that and some MCSR and a lot of shitposts.

Asks are always open for whatever you feel like asking about, including my really old stats and analysis posts. I still love them. Feel free to drop by!

[busket]

my pronouns are I/me/my. dont talk about me without talking about yourself. I am you

[busket]

thank you

[busket]

(looks around nervously) somethings going to get me??

[freshmadeoystersoup]

(the @ is my twitter handle! promise i’m not stealing!)

[eggshells-and-simple-spells]

A rest day isn't enough. I need one billion years alone in a crystal.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

today, a severe thursday watch will be in place.

remember everyone...

thursday watch: the conditions for thursday are here, but a thursday incident has not yet been confirmed

thursday warning: thursday has arrived

[redstonedust]

*puts you in a situation*

this cannot keep happening

[loreleywrites]

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

[dogpuppy]

[aaami]

"I like using ai"

[harvocel]

this dude just beat minecraft 10,000 times, what an absolute madman

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you’re currently wearing.

[teaboot]

How people get nicknames:

Recipient of a third-degree burn in front of witnesses. IE, "I won't take that shit from a man dressed like a ghostbuster"= "Gostbuster" or "Buster"

A distinctive personal feature or quirk. IE, "Have you noticed how that new guy is always eating bell peppers?" = "Peppers", or "That chick has a massive forehead" = "Forehead".

An embarrassing thing you said or did. IE, "Did you seriously call Dale "Dad"?" = "Junior", "Baby boy", "Sport"

A game of name-mutation telephone. IE, "Donny Clyde" = "Bonnie 'n' Clyde" = "Bonnie" = "Bon-bon".

Irony. IE, calling a tall person "short stack" or a particularly dour person "sunshine".

A 'wrong place wrong time' one-off incident. IE, "He spilled oil on his pants and had to borrow a pair that were way too big and Jim saw him with the waistband pulled up to his nipples and called him 'Parachute'"

A batman-style origin story but not in a cool way: "One time she hit a deer with the company car and when she called the boss to tell her she was crying so hard we thought she was dying" = "Bambi"

The incredibly rare 'admiration' nickname, bourne only once a millennia under the light of the blood moon: "We saw him lift a truck once so now we call him 'iron man'"

+ How Nicknames Stick:

Your fate is determined by The Counsel

You hate it

It's accurate

[sanscest69]

I just realized that many many people have jobs

Rb with your job, wtf do you people do while offline???

[cutecipher]

your pet theory fucking bit me

[coppersunflower]

just one more

[meatdiaz]

absolutely hate it when the pleasurable activity procrastination hits. i’m going to do something fun that brings me joy but not yet. yeah, not yet. not yet. maybe i shouldn’t do it at all, it’s not that fun

[chilewithcarnage]

[kailjoi]

being a 36-time all advancements world record holder is kinda aura idk