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Calling all INFJs
Please repost and tell me whether or not you tend to hold grudges. Tell why you do or don’t and why you think that way as well.
I honestly don’t think I hold grudges because it takes too much effort. As soon as I have a bit of time to myself to wallow in the things that have been done, I’ll decide I want to be done feeling mad or feeling hate towards a person and just be their friends again.
Thoughts???
Thank you.
Calling all INFJs
Please repost and tell me whether or not you tend to hold grudges. Tell why you do or don’t and why you think that way as well.
I honestly don’t think I hold grudges because it takes too much effort. As soon as I have a bit of time to myself to wallow in the things that have been done, I’ll decide I want to be done feeling mad or feeling hate towards a person and just be their friends again.
Thoughts???
Thank you.
The ‘’Plans a whole book but then falls asleep and forgets it’’ squad
ENFP, INFP, ENTP, INTP
weird, completely random things the types would do
ESTJ: go to the store at like 1am to pick up paint because they noticed a spot that the painter missed and it’s driving them craaaaaazzzyyyy
ENTJ: at Target they see a set of perfectly aligned, industrial looking clocks that they absolutely must have because the clocks just look presidential
ESTP: eat a battery as a kid
ENTP climb up the window using a rapunzel wig just to see if the theory is actually plausible
ISTJ: spend all day learning how to correctly paint walls, then not finding the energy to actually paint walls
INTJ: design a fandom poster then think of ways they could sell them for a living
ISTP: try going one full day without cussing………fails in 10 minutes
INTP: “i think i’ll go to bed tonight… shake things up for a change”
ESFJ: make a grilled cheese sandwich for someone, then realizes they are hungry and so they eat that grilled cheese sandwich God forgive them
ENFJ: leave their purse at the public food court, then when they go back to retrieve it, they just start engaging in conversation with the police officer
ESFP: goes on a “pretty-pen hunt” throughout their house to find all the pretty pens so they can hoard them and kill anyone who tries to steal them
ENFP: tries to cook up a mock Chick-fil-a chicken sandwich recipe but ends up giving themselves food poisoning, God rest their soul
ISFJ: makes a pot of coffee, fixes a cup of coffee, doesn’t finish that cup of coffee, leaves it somewhere in the house, repeats this process 5x a day
INFJ: “i’m going to read this book outside under that tree” *sees bee* “nope” *goes back inside*
INFP: writes incredible 30 page fanfics but is too shy to post them anywhere
ISFP: wants to be a vet or something but can’t even be in the same house as a beetle or a spider
I’m an INFJ…
Who has never met an ENTP (or really gotten to know one, at least.) Do you know how frustrating that it?
Comment your MBTI and tell me something you’ve never done that is stereotypic of you type. Just curious.
I'm an INFJ...
Who has never met an ENTP (or really gotten to know one, at least.) Do you know how frustrating that it?
Comment your MBTI and tell me something you've never done that is stereotypic of you type. Just curious.
Here’s Why You’re Still Single Based On Your Myers-Briggs Personality Type
ESFJ
You’re single because: You have a savior complex and keep going for wounded people who can’t properly love you back.
You’ll get into a relationship when: You’re finally attracted to someone who has his or her shit together and doesn’t need to be bullied into a relationship.
ESTP
You’re single because: You’re having way too much fun sleeping around.
You’ll get into a relationship when: You start feeling bad about how long your ISFJ hookup has been doing your laundry for you, at which point you’ll finally ask them out.
ENTJ
You’re single because: You have impossibly high standards and you’d probably just marry yourself if it were legal.
You’ll get into a relationship when: You decide that it is practical to do so, at which point you will assess potential suitors for mate value and propose to the most logical subject.
ENFJ
You’re single because: You smothered the crap out of your last partner, who genuinely did not have anything left to “Open up” about.
You’ll get into a relationship when: You go on the Bachelor and win.
INTJ
You’re single because: You over-analyze social interactions to the point where it seems easier to just avoid them altogether.
You’ll get into a relationship when: A hell-bent ENFP follows you around for a long enough period of time that you eventually just accept that you’re dating.
ESFP
You’re single because: You’ve hooked up with everyone you’re mildly interested in and now you’re bored.
You’ll get into a relationship when: You want to, pretty much. Who can resist you?
ESTJ
Your single because: Those helpful life pointers you gave your last date were actually pretty insulting.
You’ll get into a relationship when: You meet an Anastasia Steele type who just wants to be bossed around.
ENFP
You’re single because: You have the attention span of a goldfish and cannot decide what you want.
You’ll get into a relationship when: You find someone just unattainable enough to intrigue you for a significant period of time.
INFJ
You’re single because: You have trust issues.
You’ll get into a relationship when: Someone you’ve known for an unimaginable amount of time finally wears you down and convinces you that you can take a chance on them.
ISTJ
You’re single because: You aren’t a party animal/bad boy, which you’ve convinced yourself is all anyone your age wants.
You’ll get into a relationship when: You finally reach the phase of life where other people are as ready to settle down as you have been for the past two decades.
INFP
You’re single because: You idealize the crap out of potential partners and then get upset when their reality doesn’t measure up.
You’ll get into a relationship when: You meet someone who also wants the rest of his or her life to resemble a Nicholas Sparks novel.
ISTP
You’re single because: You rely solely on apps to get laid (Mainly tinder) and don’t see a reason to switch up the game plan.
You’ll get into a relationship when: An insistent ESFJ declares himself or herself your significant other and introduces themselves to your entire family before you have a chance to protest.
ISFJ
You’re single because: You’re attracted to carefree personalities, who then take the relationship twelve hundred times less seriously than you do.
You’ll get into a relationship when: The ESTP you’ve been pursuing is finally ready to settle down.
ISFP
You’re single because: You haven’t found anyone you love more than you love Reality TV.
You’ll get into a relationship when: Someone intrigues you enough to pull you out of your shell and pursue him or her full-force.
INTP
You’re single because: You haven’t left your apartment in three months.
You’ll get into a relationship when: You meet someone just like yourself on World of Warcraft.
ENTP
You’re single because: You’re not. You’re probably already in a couple of relationships that you’ve just forgotten about.
You’ll get into a relationship when: Your INFJ wife tracks you down and demands to know where you’ve been for the past six years.
REBLOG IF YOU ARE AN I N F J
All other types here
Ok so I’m curious to see the results: reblog this post with your MBTI and Hogwarts house.
INTP // Slytherin
INFJ// Ravenclaw
Overly Analytical Problem #40
Go to Bed
*Calculate Sleep Time* *Try to Sleep* *Think of Something* *Check That Annoying Fact* *Ponder the Meaning of Life* *Create To-do List* *Imagine Epic Conversation Comebacks* *Remeber That Embarrassing Moment* *Count Random Facts You Know* *Over Analyze Everything You Did* *Question The Validity of Your Text Book* *Sigh Dramatically*
Repeat Until Morning
INFJS ARE NOT ETERNALLY AND EXISTENTIALLY SAD
(A Public Service Announcment)
Also...
(A rant)
(Sorry)
(But I gotta)
TODAY I was flipping through tumblr, reading everything and anything that had to do with MBTI and I happened to come on to a post that stated that infjs are usually "smiling through the pain."
I THOUGHT hmmm okay... sometimes, I guess, but doesn't everybody? Eh, whatever stereotypes will be what stereotypes are: stereotypes.
THEN I CAME UPON another post saying things somewhat differently. It stated, "infjs are usually always sad." I appreciated the key word "usually" but still.
I MUST'VE happened upon at least 4 more posts that said something to this extent until I decided to write this post.
MANY OTHER PEOPLE have also asked me why I am sad all of the time. Why they never see me smile? Etc. Etc.
AND THE TRUTH IS... Because I am not in a constant state of misery but because I am in a constant state of thoughtfulness or a constant state of MEDIUM. I am not always sad and I am not always happy. I allow events, and people, and even thoughts to change my emotions. I am not in a constant state of woe. To quote a young Paramore, "I'm pretty optimistic for a pessimist."
I ALSO don't rely on the aforementioned nouns to change my emotions or my outlook. Sometimes I'm sad but sometimes I'm happy. However, I am almost always concentrated.
NOW I KNOW these posts are supposed to be fun and make me laugh (which they do) even if I am at a public bus station giggling to myself like a complete buffoon. And I don't take them too seriously but I just thought I would put this out there just in case anyone of you know a fellow INFJ and think to yourself: why is she always sad?
HONESTLY if we are to label INFJs as in a constant state of woe, we should be labeling INTPs that as well. My best friend who is an INTP and I are constantly sharing the same facial expressions. SO.
Sincerely,
Me, an INFJ
THE END.
Okay so I know this has been done about a billion times already, but I don't like stealing other people's data
Please reblog this with your MBTI, Hogwarts House, and Ilvermorny House. I will follow everyone who helps me out with this
When I get enough data (at least 100 people) I’ll post the results, both the raw data and some pretty pie charts. Thanks a ton for helping me out. Here is a good site for finding your mbti
INTP, Slytherin (Hufflepuff?) Horned Serpent
INTP, Ravenclaw, Horned Serpent.
Also 5w4. Every personality system out there seems determined to yell “Neeerd!” in my face.
INTJ
Hufflepuff
Pukwudgie
6w5(sw5w4) 1w9(sw9w8) 3w4(sw4w5)
RLOEI
Lawful Good
ISFJ, Hufflepuff, Thunderbird
If you wanna know enneagram: 6w5-1w2-3w2
ISFJ, slytherin, thunderbird.
INFP, Hufflepuff, Thunderbird.
Also 4w5 since others are reblogging with their enneagram as well.
ISFP • Hufflepuff • Thunderbird p6w7 9w1 2w1 • so/sp • Neutral Good
ENTJ - Slytherin - Wampus
INFJ - Ravenclaw - Pukwudgie
PLAYLISTS FOR HOGWARTS HOUSES
Gryffindor Playlist
Slytherin Playlist
Ravenclaw Playlist
Hufflepuff Playlist
"You're so quiet" - everyone
1. I refuse to gossip. I won’t talk about others behind their backs, just make passive aggressive lists about why anyone who enjoys conversation is a vapid swine.
2. I hate small talk. Small talk is what the thieving extroverts call any conversation that is not about me, my thoughts, or my opinions. And you’d be surprised how much socialization is actually just small talk!
3. Only in silence can I hear the dulcet tones of my own self righteousness.
4. I will not talk for the sake of talking. I speak only when it is necessary for the greater good or to elevate human consciousness. In fact I have only spoken thrice in my life: once at the UN summit to prevent World War Three, once to yell at someone who compared One Direction to The Beatles and once at my grandmother’s deathbed when I had to explain to her that her perception of Marxism was flawed.
5. It’s 20 motherfuckin 16 and somehow I maintain the sensibilities of a Victorian grandmother. Once I heard a group of people who were poorer than me laughing about sex and I fainted. I can’t be expected to participate in conversations that aren’t classy.
6. I’m actually much better at socializing than everyone else, and much more likeable. It’s just that everyone else sucks so hard that they mistake my social brilliance for being dull and unkind.
"Only in silence can I hear the dulcet tones of my own self righteousness." HAHAHAHA
Make sure your room fits your desires
Stereotypical things that each type I know have done/said/usually do
I knonw that this have been done so much times before, but it’s always different
as we don’t know the same people, so:
ENTJ: Told me that when he was a child he believed that he was so strong that he could move the buildings just by pusing them, until he actually tryied and realized that he couldn’t.
ESFP: Had to make a university work to the next day, started drinking “to find some inspiration”, got drunk, went to party, started working at 5am.
ISTP: Constructed a weapon which is kind of a kudgel with a lot of spikes on it and he wrote “If you don’t let me dream I won’t let you sleep” on it. He keeps it hung on the wall above his bed.
ISFP: “I used to wear all in black when I was younger but then I realized that life is beautifuland try to wear all the colours. I like all of them” - she actually does wear all the coulours you can imagine.
ENFP: Passed a whole afternoon singing songs every time that someone said some word which appears in some song that she knows. She knows loads of songs.
INFP: Got angry with her friend because he didn’t got angry with her because she forgot that they had planned to meet and didn’t appear.
ISTJ: Got angry with us because we were laughing too hard and, therefore, making an scene.
ESTJ: “I hate that (add a politician, actor or some famous person’s name), they should get him into jail” is his favourite quote for dinner conversations.
ESTP: Broke his leg playing “Tarzan”.
ESFJ: “Oh, I wish I needed glasses. I’m so cute when I wear them.”
ISFJ: Volunteers to take care of an old lady.
INTJ: I’m excited about my new work but I’m also a bit worried about the people from my previous work, I don’t know how they’ll do it without me.
ENTP: Went to a museum with classmates and made them a full tour pretending that she knew a lot about art and making up all de information. Nobody noticed that she actually had not idea.
INTP: Writes satirical fantastic sci-fi. Yeah, like centaurs time travelling.
ENFJ: Knows when his female friends are going to have their period so that he can be nicer to them those days.
INFJ: They say that ENTPs are always surrounded of INFJs and INFJs of ENTPs but there’re no INFJs in my life :’( They also say INFJs are very few, maybe we can take that as an stereotypical thing they have done: just not appearing through my life.
Yeah there are no ENTPs in my life either (except for book characters of course) It makes me very sad. I think I'm missing out.
someone: hey, what’s up? 😊 it was really nice meeting y-
me:
