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INTRO

"welcome to raising Kayne's how may i take your order?"

"we serve fries tendies Texas toast and way too much coleslaw"

"aw kayne are we doin the intro? hii gang!"

"yorick please go back to the phone calls. what the [beep] is an intro"

Elijah and Saris walked through a portal outside of the establishment, Elijah clearly following more hesitantly behind Saris’ confident footsteps. She opened the door for him and they both went to the counter, glancing around for any sight of Kayne. Based on what Saris had seen (…through some stalking), he should be off soon.

-📜&🐚 ( @lepi-rp-sideblog )

"--i mean i like the shapeshifting bug monsters and like discord and those other two but i don't really see it."

" aw come-on kayne yer just mad about how the corporations canceled two of yer shows. you watch plenty of weird stuff!"

Kayne's leaning against the counter while talking on- wait no to a white analog phone. huh.

"fiiine but I'm still choosing. vampires are objectively the best thing ever! "

he seems to not notice you as he's a bit preoccupied with his conversation.

Saris’ voice was soft, unobtrusive, “Hello, is now an alright time?”

She got closer until she was at the counter, smiling at the pair of them. Elijah stayed a distance apart, cautious about the odd phone…phones don’t do that. Why is a phone doing that?

Saris glanced (if you can call it that with a blindfold) over her shoulder and Elijah sped up to be at her side. Right, this isn’t a normal human establishment. Weird stuff happens.

kayne would look up quite a bit surprised at actually seeing you here

" uh yeah this should be a fine time. "

the phone would seemly look both of you over. (does it even have an eye? why does it look like its smiling?? )

Kayne would come to a realization. that being the fact he has not introduced his friend.

"this is Yorick. he's a phone and a great roomie. please don't ask about it. he uh takes all the calls around here and somehow is pure of heart. i have no idea how "

“It’s nice to meet you. You can call me Saris and this is Elijah,” she held back a handshake, unsure of how that would work.

Elijah just waved, “I won’t ask, no worries.”

“Assuming Kayne told you about what we talked about, would you like to join in on the conversation? If that’s alright with Kayne, of course.”

Typically, she would allow for more small talk but with the uncertainty of time and whether her presence might provoke the bosses’ attention, she opted to cut straight to the chase.

” that’s fine with me after all he’s the friend I was talking about with the whole contracts and deals”

ah! This must have been who he was talking about with the whole ‘certain freedoms for a friend’

“yeah that’s fine with me I like talking :3 “

It is after all kind of yoricks whole job.

“uhhh you want to come in the very back? there’s significantly less cameras…I think you can probably guess who watches them.

Talking in plain view would certainly be one way to get their attention.

“ it’s where I live with yorick cuz of the whole illness thing.“

“Wherever you want to talk is completely fine with me,” she nodded.

Elijah got closer to Yorick, still eyeing him up curiously. Huh…his eyes weren’t deceiving him.

“Do I need to be concerned about any…interruptions?” Specifically from his bosses.

”well then uh follow me then you two.”

Kayne would gesture to the entrance to the counter before moving closer to yorick

yorick would look back and do the same to Elijah looking him over a bit like a excited puppy before being picked up by Kayne and being walked away with.

"none that i know as as far as interruptions people tend to not really come in at night unless their breaking in. never really has happened though. we should be fine."

She hummed in acknowledgement and followed him. Elijah waved awkwardly when they made eye contact(?) before staring at his feet. That was awkward. He didn’t mean to be caught staring.

Once she saw less cameras, Saris broke the silence, “Did you ever end up finding the contract?”

kayne would continue walking to the VERY back of the kitchen. his pace a bit slowed and relaxed.

"oh yeah uh-...should be somewhere...in my room i think i buried it under a pile of junk. it might be a bit stained..it should still be mostly readable though. i hope."

Kayne would reach for a doorknob opening it inwards.

"uh come inside then. make yourself at home? ill go get the contract."

“So long as I can vaguely see the letters, I should be able to read it. I’ve managed to read the worst handwriting that I’ve ever seen, so this shouldn’t be too difficult,” Saris waved a hand to reassure him.

“I might need a translation…”

“I’ll copy it down for you. We’ll need a replica anyhow.”

Elijah glanced around his home and shuffled over to the couch, sitting criss-cross applesauce. Saris explored a bit more, not opening any doors or cabinets but wandering around and staring at the decor and structure.

the place looked mostly clean just quite a few glass bottles scattered all over the place the decorations are pretty much non existent with maybe a few photos that seemed to be forgotten about consisting of himself his cat and a young looking girl with feathers .

there’s a few things scattered like cat trees and little toy mice. And normal things for a cat.

Kayne would set yorick down on the coffee table nodding before scurrying off to somewhere else to get the contract.

the couch looks like it’s been scratched on the sides and back. In one of the corners is a black colored cat taking a snooze noisily

it’s pretty small but well lived in overall.

Upon seeing the cat, Elijah immediately perked up and sat down on the floor.

“Pspspsp,” he grinned, grabbing the nearby toy mouse.

Saris laughed under her breath and opted to greet Yorick, “So, you’re in a similar circumstance to Kayne I presume?”

the cat raised her head at the subtitle sounds before before getting up and stretching doing a cute little yawn.

on further inspection this cat much like its owner excretes blood from its appendages. don't ask it just is.

the cat would sniff you before rubbing against your leg shedding quite a lot on you. she stares up at you with those big yellow eyes.

. . .

" yeah! i just want a better body i actually really like my job! there's so many nice people! wouldn't really want to trade it for anything else with Kayne around! "

Yorick is a high optimist compared to Kayne. (who is not)

" its just limiting in this body. i don't really have one actually. it would be nice to at least get an upgrade! a shiny new screen maybe? ehh that's a bit of an ask"

Elijah eventually found the treats and gave her one, petting her head before moving back to trying to play with the toy. He didn’t question the blood but tried to avoid getting clothes dirty.

“Huh, you and him have contrary beliefs on this place then. If you want, I could attempt to give you a better body but that isn’t my area of expertise in any way shape or form. The Manager would be better suited for that business.”

the cat would eat the treat before yawning. she would purr a bit before taking mild interest in the toy. looking at you like she's expecting you to do something with it. (like throwing it maybe?)

....

" that would be wonderful! i could do so many things! who is the manager anyhow? i heard kayne drunkly mumble something about them not that long ago but i dunno outside of that! "

Elijah grinned and moved it around on the floor sporadically as if it were real. This is typically what he’d do and then the cat would paw at it.

Saris hummed in thought, “Well, we aren’t on the best terms but they have their pros and cons. They own the waylay, an afterlife that happens to get a lot of troubled people. If you’d like, I can try to get you in contact, but it might be a wise idea to leave me out of the conversation.”

the cat would paw at it with much energy trying to get the mouse with her claws. shes purring.

....

"ah. so that's what he meant... well if you can do anything to get me a body do go ahead! i wont ask what happened between yew two but i hope you can repair it :D"

Kayne would come back with the contract. trying to not touch it much incase he somehow destroys it with his own blood.

“For the sake of us both, I hope so too,” she smiled softly. “I’ll try my best, okay, sweetheart? The Manager isn’t the only person who can give you a body.”

Saris turned around as soon as Kayne entered, seeing his predicament with the blood. She approached him, hands open to take the documents.

“May I?”

Elijah stood up but hesitated, deciding to pick up the cat. If he got blood on his clothes in the process then it was worth it.

“best of luck then!” yorick could only smile(?) in turn at you

Kayne would simple move closer with the contract. ”please do..it’s destroyed enough as is”

he would make moves in order to properly hand it to you stretching out one of his hands

the cat she would use some of her claws to cling onto you for support and of course getting little bits of blood everywhere along with hair. It hurts but how can you say not to a face like that?

Saris took the contract and hummed as she read over it. Elijah peered over her shoulder and winced every so often but used his free hand to pet the cat.

Ah! It seems to be mostly intact despite how aged and stinky the paper is. It's at least legible to those with the magical ability to read atrocious handwriting and complete nonsense to those who can not Such as people with dyslexia and really bad eyesight.

Quite a few parts are being held up with prayers and bad scotch tape.

This contract is legal and binding by signing by any means (see section 7) means that

You agree and consent to every term listed on this contract.

Section one

1. Your soul is ours to do with as we see fit. (see section two)

2. Your working hours will be 7 hours a day with mandated 30 minute breaks. Any overtime spent will be compensated fairly.

3. You will receive a new body to contain any ‘loose threads’. (see section 3) as well as to fit the approved criteria (see section 7.

4 you will get 28 days of paid vacation time and or sick days etcetera

5 Your name will formally be changed to Kayne c raisings from

Ah this part is blacked out How convenient.

you shall not be legally permitted to change or alter it in any sort of form or way using the judicial system. Not even in marriage or divorce. No other exceptions

7 you will receive an employee uniform that you are required to wear at all times (see section 5)

Section two

Your soul will be binded to the establishment as an incentive to keep doing your assigned duties. Failure to maintain the restaurant will be met with extreme action.

Section three

You will receive a new body. Any previous body(s) will be promptly destroyed and disposed of.

Any new or old supernatural or magical abilities will be stifled in order to avoid any incidents or outbursts and will be reduced to the following few.

levitation Telekinesis fire starting teleportation etcetera.

The body that you will receive will be a

The rest of this particular part has been destroyed by some sort of drink? Presumably that is what happened.

Part of section 5 is missing from the prior spill. it seems to only be covering the required uniform. unimportant when being faced with the other information this contract holds.

-slacks company mandated shirt a visor short or tied up hair microphone. Any other is optional or strongly advised.

There is not a section six. Do they really hate the number 6?

Section 7

By signing the contract through the use of any sort of limb writing utensil or means of marking this paper or even verbal agreement shall be binding.

There's a few signatures at the bottom as per any contract.

Caleb Kennedy ramires, the counsel of the great old ones, the taskmaster. Da boss

The list of names goes on far too long. Some of these might even be fake. Or really bad aliases for them to go after.

the cat would only purr in response Kayne would go to sit down on the couch

Saris took her time reading it, lowering it so Elijah could read it easier. When they were both done, Saris sat down on the couch while Elijah sat on the floor, keeping the cat in his lap. The contract was sat on the table and Elijah read over it again. He had his own questions but would allow his god to speak first.

Saris crossed her legs and folded her hands into her lap, “How much of your contract do you understand?”

Her tone was neutral but similar to a lawyer in court. Elijah seemed much more anxious judging by facial expressions alone.

”….i um understand the part where it’s a contract and that I’m…uh doing a job…..for pretty much the rest of my existence it was kind of hard to read….i usually just skim through big documents …”

…..so pretty much nothing wonderful

the cat would put her head down to take a nap once more yorick would say. Nothing staring off somewhere…but probably listening

“…..is that bad “

Elijah cringed, “In the future, please have either me or her read over any contracts you might have. Not reading over contracts is something that ends poorly in most circumstances.”

Saris nodded in agreement, “This contract is pretty sound in terms of what I can do with it. The gist of it is that your soul is theirs to do with how they see fit which entails being bound to this place. This also includes your working hours, uniform, identity, and magical abilities. I’m curious, do you remember anything before you began working here? Anything about your name especially?”

“If I could, I’d like to get a copy that includes all the missing sections. They tend to skip the number six for some reason as well.”

”I’ll um try my best to um get in contact so I don’t make the same mistake..seems I missed a lot in terms of the… well terms and conditions “

”but on the memory side of things well my name has always been Kayne whatever-the-rest-of-it-is. But uh what I can recall it’s..ITS … um… was that before work or I- …I-it’s not important”

“what sections are even missing ? Can you just magic your way to fix that sort of thing? “

Kayne would try to move away from the topic without anyone noticing.

While Elijah would’ve let it slide despite noticing, Saris knew better. Despite seeming like a wet cat, she was dealing with a Nyarl. There were certain tendencies that she recognized throughout all of them, one being conversational trickery in atleast one form.

“No, this is important,” her voice held firm but not angry. “If you want us to help, we need you to cooperate. This doesn’t work if you’re withholding information. What do you remember before working here?”

“We won’t judge you for anything! I promise that we’re pretty open-minded.”

“And no, I can’t magic in something that is nonexistent. Can I read through the several stains better than someone else might be able to? Sure, but not that. I’ll probably need a clean copy.”

Elijah and Saris looked at each other and there seemed to be a silent communication. Elijah’s tattoo flickered before fading and he nodded.

kayne would cross him arms and legs.

" huh..that usually works..[beep]"

hes is not used to failures such as this. he's usually able to just brush them off even if everyone knows about it.

" i dont know. if any of them are real they all seem so.. distant i-[beep] what if i just don't know myself ? ! do i even know myself? "

Kayne would pull on his hair to try to calm down a bit.

"...did i even go to school who the [beep] what is wrong with me"

Kayne's breathing gets noticeably faster. his eyes are a bit wide.

"i don't know ok. is that what you wanted?"

Saris placed a hand on his shoulder. Her hand was frigid as if an ice pack had been set on his skin. Her manicured nails grazed against his shirt, not threatening to grip down.

“Hey, deep breaths. You don’t have to know everything. This isn’t a test. What I’m trying to do is help, not quiz you on everything you’re uncertain about.”

Elijah motioned with his hands to go in through the nose and out through the mouth a few times in hopes that’s he’d mimic him. They were working as a team. Where Saris directly said stuff, Elijah supported her.

“There’s nothing wrong in not knowing. It likely wasn’t in your control. Let’s start with the stuff you seem to have an idea on: what was your school like?”

Kayne would try to calm down to some success. trying to breath slower.

He was calmer but still feeling like his chest is going to collapse and still struggling to look at anything but the blood on his hands.

"school...huh it was so....SO uhm"

he would let out a nervous chuckle to himself.

"No.. I don't remember anything"

he's resorted to pulling on his pants instead of his hair

"why did you ask about my name earlier what did you read that I never saw?"

this seems like a genuine question maybe a bit of a distraction from the current situation

but should you even tell him anything? Inspire more needless panic?

What do you even do in a situation like this ?

Saris often dealt in memory manipulation although she knew that each case was different. Sometimes, you could trigger memories forward, other times, it was a useless endeavor.

Whether it was a distraction or not meant little to her. She could always return to the topic. Besides, it wasn’t worth pushing him to a panic attack about.

She squeezed his shoulder before moving to put his hands in hers. Her voice stayed calmed, “Your name may not always have been Kayne C Raisings. In the contract, it said it was changed from another name but that name was blacked out. To me, that’s odd. You signed the contract so they shouldn’t be redacted any of the contents. The people directly involved in a contract need to be high enough clearance to see all of the contents.”

He probably needs the reassurance right now. This was a whole mess to try to process. Not remembering the most basic of details not knowing who the hell you though you were he’s not used to this pressure

Who even is he? Was this body even his? Was he just wearing someone else’s skin?

” changed? Changed!?”

not the best thing to say but not the worst thing to admit to him.

Kayne would try to take a deep breath before proceeding.

“that would explain a lot like why my name is so stupid. [beep] .any hints of what it could be? Anything at all? l-like a signature or something? “

still even if you found something would it even be a good idea to tell him the whole truth?

Panicked or not, Saris felt no reason to lie. Lying was a way to lose trust if she was found out and that was the last thing she needed. She could handle the repercussions that came with the truth.

Elijah picked up his cat and set her in his lap, hoping that’d help, “It’ll be alright. This doesn’t change who you are, just the label you attach to yourself. At your core, you’re still you. No one can take being you away.”

He was well aware there were many ways someone could take that away, but he didn’t think now would be a good time for that.

“From what I saw, they mention changing it but the name that it’s changed from is blacked out,” she grabbed the paper and showed him. “Nothing more unless you don’t recognize a name in the signatures.”

She let him see the many signatures and simultaneously scanned the document for any signs of his name.

yorick fell asleep probably in electric dreams (he's a heavy sleeper)

the signatures read as follow Caleb Kennedy ramires, the counsel of the great old ones, the taskmaster. Da boss shitlo zalgo john archivist drax the destroyer t.s charles c.....

are you sure you want to read more of these ?

kayne would pet the cat would painfully dig her claws into him for stability. it was at least better than nothing. he would try to look at the paper even if it was on there it was slim to none he would really know.

"doesn't look like much to me. shame"

the cat would keep readjusting until settling down in a black mass on Kayne's lap. it was nice. he would try to still take long breaths when he could.

".....anything that sticks out?"

Elijah glanced over the names before moving the paper closer to Kayne, “Look at the names and see if any of them stand out to you. Are any people you’ve never heard of?”

“I know it doesn’t look like much to you but I need you to read it over closely. Mentally cross out any names you know is someone else.”

Kayne would pause for around a minute getting up and moving the cat off his lap before getting a peice of paper and writing notes.

his handwriting looks scraggly and as hard to read.

Kayne would cross off titles as… they were not quite names untill he was left with around 4 names.

Cora r Clair,

Watson k smith ,

Caleb K r,

Carson b rose

“Alright, that makes things a lot easier. Do you guys have a list of employees? Or would the bosses maybe have that?”

”well…probably if they did it would probably be really easy as well me and yorick have been consistent …..they tend to die a lot on this job somehow”

“….it would probably have Kayne….though hm. It’s probably something my bosses would have not me”

“Can you get two things for me? I need you to request a copy of your contract and a list of all employees.”

"ill try my best but i make no promises I'm not sure if they would be too eager to just hand out that information because i ask nicely. "

kayne seems to have mostly calmed down or is at least hiding it well.

"your not hiding any other information from me are you? anything worth mentioning?"

“The contract is right in front of you. You can double check me if you’d wish but the summary is fairy accurate. Section five is unreadable due to a drink, which is the main thing I’m wanting. I forget if I mentioned you being given a new body or not but that falls under the ‘your souls is mine’ category.”

“Would you be able to ask them for a copy without being punished?”

" ....hm ill try my best but my reading comprehension sucks. i just struggle with it i don't think its a contract thing.."

but! ill try my best but i make no promises. they might as well be dead with how much they don't return my calls i should have their address...uh somewhere buried under a lot of stuff. "

“If you don’t think they’ll react poorly to my presence, I could come with you.”

Elijah piped up, “Maybe, I should instead? It’s usually less threatening to see a human than a nyarl…”

“Whichever is fine with me, but it depends on Kayne’s judgment.”

Kayne would pause a while before speaking

”I think…I’ll have to think on this for a while…uh sleep on it for ...something I don’t think I’m in the best headspace for any of this.”

it seems a lot has clicked in the past few reading this contract. he wished to have lived in ignorant bliss instead of this agony.

“Take as much time as you need, I understand,” she nodded.

But Elijah took a more direct approach, “Hey, lay down. I’ll get you cook you some food. Do you want some melatonin to make it easier to sleep? I can grab some from my house.”

" .................... "

".......sure. to uh..both...all the cooking ingredients should be in the kitchen...somewhere"

kayne would take off his visor and throw it off somewhere gripping his hair and rubbing his eyes

“What are you thinking right now?”

Saris made a portal for Elijah and when he returned, he set the melatonin on the table for Kayne. He then moved to kitchen, beginning to search through the ingredients at his disposal.

" ............................................"

kayne decides to tell the truth. or some of it at least

".......i dont know who the hell i am. is this flesh even the face i used to call myself? i-i try really hard to remember and it..hurts alot. "

kayne would pull out his trusty flask and down the whole thing.

"................"

“Likely not,” at least she was blunt. “They had a reason to take your name and body from you. At the very least, it was solely for control. At the worst? I can’t say.”

Elijah’s face soured, unsure if she should be this honest but not having the guts to speak up. He decided to grab one of the many beers and hand it to Kayne. Saris sighed. It wasn’t favored for him to be drunk but for certain people, it could invoke honesty.

“Whatever they want might be lost if you remember. It’s no surprise it hurts.”

Kanye would take the beer. silently pulling out a bottle opener.

"......hm...thats something to think about.."

kayne would down most of the beer its not a comforting thought.

his flesh was not his own. was he even really a nyarlathotep if they just gave him this body? fraud how much was just what they put over his skin?

"....."

he would stare at his lap. eye contact was too much at the moment.

Saris didn’t break away from her gaze, “What’s going through your mind right now?”

“…and do you want a hug?”

”……just thinking about my memory’s I guess. Trying to…put things together”

Kayne was not one for hugs or much touching for that matter. He decided to just say yes anyway to appear less ill than he was now.

“ but sure.”

Elijah hugged him lightly, unsure how tight of a hug he preferred. He waited for when Kayne would let go, not wanting to release too early.

“Would you like help? Sometimes actually speaking through them can help.”

kayne would let go pretty quickly sitting back down onto the couch clasping his hands against his legs.

"....but that could work ill see what i can recall "

it could at least help dig up something..maybe give some backround? more information?

“Take all the time you need. Dont rush yourself beyond what you can do.”

”…hm well let’s see well there was the time where I got lost in a corn maze…I think I mentioned that one allready. I hate corn so much “

corn mazes are evil things as well as bush mazes mirror mazes are the worst of all.

“….the first time I met my cat gods she just kinda showed up at the resterant and started eating the customers and my staff- it’s hard to stay mad at her when she’s so cute!”

oh. The cat eats people right.

“Ehhh don’t remember much about my customers…. Well there was that …freaks narls I hate them. Why thw [beep] did they have to kill everyone it was such a nightmare to replace everyone .”

he might be rambling just a bit

Where Elijah’s eyes widened and he stepped away from the cat, Saris remained completely calm with a considerate close-lipped smile. She nodded and laughed at the last story.

“Yes, I have to imagine that wasn’t fun. Not to mention the bodies you had to clean up were probably awful.”

“All of that seems regular so far. Think back to what prompted you to join this job.”

the cat would step closer rubbing her head against him. Brushing against.

“eh it fed my cat for a while i wish those bastards dead. If you cant tell I don’t exactly ‘like ‘ other versions of us. Their destructive !“

“But…well I was probably young very dumb and in need of a job. Well people get jobs to..get money..? Money. Probably money”

Despite what he was just told, Elijah couldn’t resist petting a cat. A cat was a cat, even if it happened to eat people.

“Yes, I don’t exactly like certain versions of us either.”

“You mentioned a school. Let’s go back to that. What all do you remember about it? Tell me every fuzzy detail.”

the cat would purr a bit before flopping on the floor in a black furry mound.

" ...i think... ugh. they sucked. i think it was one of those big schools with way too many people in every class. i think there was a time where i.. did work and school at the same time? not really for long though. it was so long ago."

" ..what certain versions if you don't mind me asking? i dont see that many others"

“Oh, the one I’ve known the most is The Manager but I’ve heard of plenty others like Campbell, Emcee, and the other Kayne.”

“What about the one that one ant guy sorta knows?”

“Eh, I don’t know enough to say that I actually know them.”

She waved a hand, “We’re getting off track though. That sounds to me like a life that a typical teenage kid would live in most universes that I know about. Were you possibly one of those age ranges?”

kayne for the briefest of moments would freeze up at the mention of this 'other kayne'

he would take a large swig from the bottle finishing it off

"ah....well the managers sane ish. but uh possibly.. i know its weirdly normal to get jobs young.. and college is really expensive....i wouldn't know i dropped out..i think. what does it matter... ughn [beep]"

.........hes rambling he must not be clear!

did he even understand at all?

Saris hummed, trying to put the pieces together, “So, you think you were in college? What was your major?”

"mm what does that matter ?....i dropped out and it probably would have lead me nowhere. we don't remember anyway so...whats da point.."

he would slurr and mumble his words a bit

"their prrrobaly dead anyway. "

“It matters because it might help you remember more stuff. You can’t jump to the big events without getting the details that trigger those memories. I’m trying to help with that.”

” I think… musisc?….i don’t know…I wuz a …mmm”

It’s surprising how drunk he got in a pretty short time. Frustrating dunno how it’s affectiving him but…eh

“….hmmmm anything else you got?”

he’s quick to move on from that. It’s probably nothing! :)

“Kayne.”

Saris put both of her hands on his shoulders, making him face her. Elijah tensed.

“Either you need to cooperate with me and quit drinking or I’m leaving. I’m not saying this to make you feel bad but because I don’t want to make you remember things that you’re not willing to. That’s how someone gets hurt. Neither of us get anything out of this if you’re not even wanting to remember. Answer me honestly, are you wanting to know your past life?”

Kayne would freeze up at being touched trying to pry away. He heard around half your words. “Hmph. “ Kayne would put down the empty bottle as a weird way to oblige.

“..mmh what if I’m like Dora or something and I have regrets and I did something really bad like destroying everything with a jar or something. I..downt know is I wantnt to knwoe that “

Kayne would mumble to himself in some badly sorted mess of words. Yeah his brain is not…wording

He would continue to mumble inttelgbele crap to himself

Saris let her hands fall back down to her side and she sighed, glancing back to Elijah who took it upon himself to throw the empty bottle away.

“Let’s get you to bed for now, okay? I’ll be here in the morning and we can chat then. I don’t think talking about this while you’re drunk and worried is going to do either of us any good.”

Could would register the first part of what you said focusing more on that. ”………huh? I’m fine I’m fine !.! “

He’s clearly not ! Hes being hard to deal with a pissy child to say the least! If he got up he would probably slip and fall

“it…it’s like not that late…mmm..”

yorick would wake up from electric dreams bearing witness to what was going on

A whole mess.

“It may not be too late but sometimes it’s better to fall asleep early so you can ensure you get the proper rest,” she tried to guide him to his feet, supporting him in the way up.

“Besides, your bed is much more comfy than here.”

“Nooooooouuu”

Kayne would continue to act like a petulant child

Yorick would shout over to saris from the coffe table

“Ah! Could I keep an eye on hem or something? I usally do that! “

yorick likes watching over Kayne sleep.

“plus he has a few bottles and it wouldn’t be good if he got into those! “

“If you’d be so kind to do that for me, that’d be great. I’m fine staying overnight as well. I don’t know if the bosses have caught wind of what we’re up to and I don’t want him to get in trouble while he’s in a state like this and you can’t move.”

Elijah went to grab him water.

If yorick had a body he would probably nod.

“I wouldn’t be sure as I don’t think they have cameras in his…house invasion of privacy n stuff”

Of course he could be lying. Yorick would mutter something complexly unimportant before speaking

”but how will y’all sleep !? The couch!?”

yorick seems rather distraught over this detail .

“Hm, What was that last part?” Saris raised an eyebrow.

Elijah spoke up for the first time in a while, “The couch is nice! I don’t mind it. You’re talking to someone who goes camping a ton and will sleep on the hard ground.”

“Besides, I can always summon beds.”

”oh! I was muttering something about the narrator I don’t like them”

this was certainly a joke. He’s joking.

“blankets and pillows should be over there if ya need it”

yorick would ‘point’ to a small closet where one would typically store that kind of stuff like quilts or just extra bedsheet sets.

Kayne has fallen asleep in sarisises arms by now. Or at least fallen out on the floor.

Saris just decided to accept it as a joke for the sake of her own sanity. She sighed and began heading towards where she presumed the bedroom was.

“Thank you. I’ll get this guy to sleep. Do you need me to carry you anywhere?” She kept her voice low, not wanting to wake up Kayne.

”yeah! Bring me to the bedroom it should be pretty obvious where I go! It should be the door on the left . Bring me in when you have the arm space “

yorick would try to be more silent failing miserably as he has no volume control.

“rude…”

“Let me know if you need to know anything else ! Just ask “

he won’t tell you.

Saris ignored Yorick, expecting Elijah will speak up for her. For now, she had to get Kayne tucked in.

“Rude? Sorry, I’m confused, what do you mean? Was it related to what you said earlier?” He glanced around before dropping his voice. “Is there cameras?”

yorick would give a short salute presumably what he did to saris. ”not here! Forget what I said about that. ! Just…ehh im not sure I could explain it”

He shouldn’t.

“may I ask why you would give him beer in the first place?”

he sounds a little less hippy skippy saying this. Being a bit more serious

Saris returned and she got closer to Yorick, sitting at the kitchen table.

“I’d rather you explain it wrong, I get confused, and then I ask clarifying questions. Not knowing will forever be more dangerous than anything else. If I’m helping you I HAVE to know,” she folded her hands.

Elijah sat next to her, falling quiet once more.

“And while I am trying to help him, it isn’t my job to tell him what he can and can’t do. It is only my job to tell him what he can and can’t do in order for me to continue helping him. A bit of alcohol isn’t a concern when we aren’t in immediate danger. If that helps him relax temporarily, then so be it. I never placed the alcohol in his hands, he’s the one who chose to drank it. I simply watched.”

“Ok ok! Fair nuff! But uhh Kayne has a really bad drinking problem if yew haven’t picked on that. It makes him forget more stuff than..really remember. Dunno. I don’t like him doing it. He gets really emotional and I …don’t know how to deal? “

”but on the previous note narrator was just being a jerk. And there’s apsolutly no cameras here! The whole reason he got you here instead of the front. ! Something about invasion of privacy ?”

“On another note it’s..my job to know stuff something something vanguard. I take restaurant orders it’s still information gathering”

“Wow it’s weirdly silent…”

“I hope that clears things up!”

She nodded, “I was testing the impact that alcohol may have on his mind as well. For some species, it may serve as a memory inhibitor while others, it helps them remember. Alcohol problem or not, I don’t know him well enough to stage an invention. Frankly, I think it’d do more good than harm because then he’d just be defensive about other topics.”

“Narrator?” Elijah questioned.

But Saris kept talking, “and either way, if I find out there’s cameras back here and you knew about them. I’m going to be pissed.”

“You uh don’t know what a narrator is ? Gosh! I’m concerned but uh fair enough but uh….well he’s not really…species I know. God ? Weird imposter ? Ehh that doesn't matter he’s real to me. “ “But anyway why would you assume that? Getting defensive stick I mean !”

“But sooo if there were cameras back here and I dident know about them I wouldn’t be at fault ? For clarification! ”

his thoughts are all over the place nearly like it’s meant to deceive or confuse you.

“hey!”

Elijah was…so confused…but he could ask about this later.

Saris sighed, “I don’t want to get aggressive but I also need to know I can trust you. I can’t work toward a goal when I think that the people that I’m working with are hiding stuff from me. While you wouldn’t be at fault for the installation of the cameras, knowing about the cameras, and then not telling me is something you would be a fault for. You wouldn’t get away with it scotch free.”

She thought, “I have an idea. Let’s make a deal. I feel like you aren’t telling me things because you don’t trust me. So, my proposition is that you get three questions that I have to answer as honestly as ever. Anything is on the table. What you have to do is make sure is that throughout this entire process, you have to tell me any information regarding this situation, Kayne, or yourself that is relevant to aiding him. As an extension to that, it includes answering any questions that I may have that are relevant. How does that sound?”

Yorick would get the wiggles out by moving his tail a wee bit wagging it like a puppy.

"aw man i think if we got into a fight i would loose because i cant exactly dropkick when i don't have legs. “

yorick would ramble on to himself

”well there’s no cameras I know of!…no scotch for me ! I can exactly just guess at what I should say.

but "deal me in like a pack of cards! Just ask away ! I’m not exactly a mind reader so I don’t know what you want. I was also..sleeping electric dreams! So what is relevant? “

yorick would look to the two for a clear answer.

in the meantime thinking of what he would ask about. Yorick would be too tempted to know more more more. It was after all still his whole existence (pointless.)

“We’re trying to clear Kayne from his deal so anything related to that. At the very least, we want him to have more freedom.”

Saris seemed more fixated on a different fact, “So, you agree to the deal?”

"ohh you want verbal agreement well yes! i agree." "and can you be a bit more specific? i don't know what deal yer talking about. what do you mean by freedom? those dont count as my questions right?" he cant do his job well if he has nothing to go off of now can he?

“Excellent,” she settled down, all signs of distress evaporating in an instant.

“I won’t count that as a question, don’t worry, but I was talking about his contract. Kayne made a contract with some terms that injure his quality of life so we want to undo it.”

"....uh the paper kind of near me? i presume. " yorick has no idea still but tries his best "but undo it how?... " "uh ..uhhh UUUUUUHUYYYYHH”

yorick exe has stopped responding

“no wait I’ve got it! “

Saris paused, giving him a minute, while Elijah seemed to be freaking out about the whole error screen. After he rebooted, he calmed down once again.

“Yes, that paper right there. The contract to work at this place.”

yorick would make a few dial up noises before turning on again. “ah sorry about that I think…someone tried to use the computer..oh well!”

yorick would say it like it made any sense.

nonsense

“Could you turn it to me? I can’t read like this!”

“No worries and yeah, my apologies.”

She turned it to him.

Yorick would start reading over it every term everything. Hes a good reader

“ha! This looks weirdly like my own contract just without the whole section about…hm what was it again”

yorick would ponder real hard. Making a few noises.

“ body! Right body ! Previous and now ! None of us were like this Kayne wasent a…well I don’t have a name for it but fakelathoptep and I a phone! “

“well like put a lot of the common traits of one in him anyway…can’t be good for his brain im going way off track”

“No, it certainly couldn’t be. Any major body and memory changes are going to often come with detrimental side effects.”

Elijah’s face soured. Guess that was a sore subject.

“If you’d like, I can try to free you from your deal as well.”

" translate? i don't think im quite gettin what yer saying on that!" yorick would not quite understand what saris was saying about body's he wants to make sure hes getting it right "but it would be great to free me too! I'm sure i still have mine on file. i would just need a printer."

“A deal that changes someone’s body often comes with disastrous consequences,” Saris explained.

“And I’m sure I can get you a printer. I would be glad to help you.”

She waved her hand and a printer appeared next to him.

yorick would look surprised before relaxing. “Ah…I see! “

it might explain a few things behaviors… “Uh do you need to plug it in? Do you need to plug me in?”

yorick would ask about the printer. Yorick doesn't have blutooth now does he?

She raised an eyebrow, trying to scan Yorick’s anatomy over, “Uh…I actually have no clue…However you think would work best I suppose?”

yorick has a little plug but thats about it. other than that hes just a normal white phone "ooh oh plug us both into the wall i might be able to do it from there!" this would be the best way to get this done

Saris nodded and did so.

yorick would focus really hard on printing. a few sheets of white paper would come out. the font is comic sans. ........ew objectively one of the worst fonts ever to grace this universe.

Elijah couldn’t hold back his grimace. Out of all fonts…that one? Saris remained stone-faced though, despite having a similar feeling.

"ah! yep that should be it! yorick makes no comment on the wretched font that plagues these innocent pieces of paper. even a 5 year old handwriting would be better than this. "go ahead and read it!" yorick sees nothing wrong with his choice of font. disgusting.

Elijah and Saris began reading it over, Elijah much less happier than Saris to have it printed out.

It’s surprisingly readable

No horrible soda spills here

Although a bit nonsensical in wording

“Did you block out section five?” She wasn’t scolding but was clearly not pleased.

Elijah was finished reading as well, “and who is your current host?”

”did ?? “

Yes yorick certainly did block out section 5. Intentional or not was the question.

“oh…well I kind of just know them by heart I guess”

“well my current host is well this ! I believe they shoved a tooth somewhere and now I’m like this!”

“Well, I don’t so I’m going to need an uncensored, unedited version,” she sighed.

“And can you specify the tooth and host thing more? That’s not exactly something I’m familiar with. So, your host is the fast food place?”

"well shucks....is there more paper in here?"

yorick would try his best to help but thoughts in the back of his mind would try to hold him back from doing this one thing. "well its more of 'my host is whoever my tooth is in" and I'm being hosted here for as long as they need! this isn't my first location you know? plenty others require phone calls."

“Are you wanting to be free? I’m a tad confused due to your tone,” she blinked.

“But yes, there’s more paper in there. Where is your tooth?”

"i do want to be free i just cant be giving out this kind of sensitive information for free! you would understand right? "

Yorick would print out again only the part with the phone numbers.

"and as for the tooth i would have no clue i didn't watch them put it in. its somewhere in there. sssoooooomewwwwwhhhheeeerree. im sure if you pryed me open enough to my wires youd find it. "

“Give me everything or I’m not working with you. End. Of. Story,” she stood, propping her hands on the table.

“I need full cooperation.”

Elijah tensed. Goddammit, okay, this was going to be like pulling out teeth and likely it won’t be Yorick’s tooth.

"and what do you consider an everything? the phone numbers? i need details to function miss. check the paper."

"look we need to work together you just need to ask! there's nothing I've tried to intentionally leave out so far"

" as ive said i have da bosses phone number i could have told em any number of things. i wont because its counterintuitive to our goals. "

ask the questions that need to be asked.

She rubbed her temples. Don’t get a headache. Please, don’t get a headache.

“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to snap. It’s been a long day. I need any information related to this place. I’m glad to have da boss’s phone number, thank you. Literally, just anything you have.”

”as regarding mine phone numbers I think I still have my old one before I worked here da bosses another place called Faroes olive Larson and….other joints I think one was a church but then was converted to a bunch of food places. And of course upper management”

“but in regards to this place please be more spesific”

ant-fella

“All of those phone numbers would be nice. Say, do you have access to unredacted document?”

”I think I do it would probably take longer for me to produce…”

He’s of course scared to give out information their allways watching ….hes trying

“it’s more than one phone number but I can allway just like…call them it just comes to me you know?”

“I’m not in much of a time crunch currently so if you could give me the unredacted documents for both yours and Kayne, that would be amazing. I shouldn’t need to call the bosses yet so I’d rather you just focus on the documents, please. I’m just in the phase of gathering as much information as possible.”

Elijah hummed, “Do you like that body that you’re in?”

“I might take a few hours to get the information I can’t just exactly pull it out from thin air I have to get my sources!”

“but to answer your question I don’t really do…sure it’s better than none but I just wish I had appendages you know?”

“but um..you two can hang the night…it’s pretty late and you should be getting some sleep! I’ll gather the information “

“Take all the time you need. I’m appreciative of you doing this in the first place,” she patted the top of his head(?) with a smile, swiftly coming down from when she lashed out.

“I’ll do my best to get you a new body. I don’t need to sleep as much as you two so that’ll be a good time for that. Any other preferences on body?”

Elijah wordlessly got up, preparing to hit the hay.

#New thread to continue this feels like a good place to end!

”just something with actual functioning appendages would be great!”

prick…

“Arrogant..”

if they knew anything they would hate you. You’re annoying.

“good night! I’ll uh.. get to work on getting the information ! I’ll try my best!”

lier….

A day in the sun lounging by the beach would be an excellent way to spend your time. Ah, what’s the name for it? A “beach episode”? Now, the real question is if you’re taking advantage of this weather or not. Tell me, dear, what are you up to today?

@limitless-liminals

kayne has been doing pretty much nothing but his job these past few days. its monotonous but its a nice break from the sitcom like shenanigans that plague him and Yorick's life. from gravedigging to insect horrors work is one hell of a way to distance yourself from everything.

but as for the former he is just taking orders customers and his bosses orders for the day as well as some order for himself..

A customer strolls in, skin more plastic than flesh with sections that look as though they’ve been burnt before solidifying again. It held the shape of human in the way a Kirby did, which is to say it was quite round and not in any way fat would naturally hold itself. It adorned no clothes but its vibrant yellow hue had doll anatomy, thankfully.

Rather than taking an order, it just sat down. Its eyes, which looked to just be sharpie-d circles, only stared. At least, that’s what they could assume with eyes like those. Who knows, maybe they weren’t their true eyes.

even despite the several seconds of silence Kayne would decide to go ahead and talk maybe they just needed a bit of encouragement to talk

"welcome to raising Kayne's how may i serve you?" he would rattle off his usual spiel expecting the usual order to come forth so he could continue going on with his job.

it wasn't completely unusual to see this type of entity there was that annoying bastard who happened to be a doll who killed everyone in a rage.

Kayne would giggle to himself about the slight resemblance to that pink round thing he had seen once online. although tried his best to keep on his 'customer service smile' maintaining eye contact with whatever the hell those..what could you call eyes.

where the hell was this things face?

*It’s quite rude to judge appearances, y’know?*

The voice cut through his mind like a knife would a plate of titanium. Not very smoothly.

*Hey, my voice isn’t THAT grating!*

I never said it was. Sorry, sorry, ahem, let me get back to my descriptions though.

The face only continued to stare until it tipped its round head to the side and…

*Off with their head!*

The head plopped onto the floor and rolled smoothly, not stopping even when it ran into other customers.

oh thank fuck Yorick isn't here right now..annoying. i hate him..anyways kayne was quite surprised to hear a voice in his head that wasn't just his own. of course there were other to not be named but it could still be surprising.

" WHAT THE APSOLUTE [BEEP] "

he would yell out obviously attracting the attention of quite a few OTHER beings. Kayne would not scream but instead jump at the sudden dropping of head jumping like a startled cat. "why CANT MY DAYS EVER GO NORMALY" kayne would yell to nobody IN PARTICULAR.

"WHAT the HELL do you WANT?!?!?"

*Meow, meow, meow!*

The laugh track of our audience could be heard through every wall of the building.

*I thought we got rid of that thing. It always felt too fake.*

Meh, the boss like it.

The head rolled around the counter in a controlled manner, heading straight for you. Doesn’t its smile look friendly?

.......................

creepy why can they do that? i kind of wish yorick was here at least he was tolerable... its like this thing is like arthur lester...whats the deal...

...hm..i wonder if i can..

KAYNE WOULD FEEL THE SUDDEN URGE TO GO GET YORICK two minds are better than...whatever the hell is going on here.

kayne needs to flee anyway that thing is getting closer.

hewould start running to the back. to WHO KNOWS WHERE TO GET WHO KNOWS WHAT.

" KNIFE... [BEEP [BEEP] [BEEP] getawaygetawaygetaway"

As Kayne began to run away, he felt his foot slip but not on a puddle, no, through the floor itself. The confines of reality bended as what was once a solid became nothing more than an illusion. As his calf went down further and further, it felt like a swarm of buzzing bees enveloping the muscle.

The moment he had to think and react to the situation was too short to do anything properly before his other leg followed, and went down just as quickly.

You were falling.

That much was clear, but the descent seemed infinite with no end in sight. Matter of fact, with the amount of TV static in your vision, it was impossible to say if you could see at all.

.........oh this couldn't have been easy now could it!

"OH WHAT IN THE APOSULTE [BEEP] "

he would try to reach out at anything he could grab onto to escape this hole failing miserably.

kayne could never have a normal day could he? could he! of course not.

not here not now.

kayne braced himself for any sort of impact that would be soon to come. if there's one thing he hated more than [insert here]

it was the vast. like that one time he got stuck in a corn maze. there was too much corn we will not tell you more.

Kayne could of course waste his lungs on screaming but such a thing seemed pointless.

the best thing to do was to wait for an end. like death perhaps?

he would still end up back at home right?

I HATE THIS

[insert here]…? We will not tell you more? That’s typically not how this goes…? Hold on…let me get connected with management.

*KNOCK KNOCK, Is someone is there?*

Kiki! There’s procedures!

*we’re both wondering it!*

”what the hell is going on!? What the hell are you going on about!?”

Kayne would continue falling. It was surprisingly not fun at all. Nothing like portal ….even if he wanted to get away he couldn’t as teleporting requires NOT BEING IN THE Air.

“Oh Waffle House… oh bloody dagger give me death something something can’t remember”

Kayne would try to summon his trusty dagger to get the hell out of this awful situation… it would instead slip out of his hands…

butterfingers

“[beep]”

*Give me liberty or give me death? Is that what you’re quoting..? Why are you quoting that right now? Odd…ANYWAYS GET OUT HERE NARRATOR AND TELL US! I KNOW YOU’RE IN HERE!*

You would continue falling, eyes still remaining nothing but a blur. You’d think a floor should arrive soon…right..?

Of course they wouldn’t know the…this kind of thing…morons and of course Kayne couldn’t get his bloody dagger back.

“ Whoever the hell you are get me the [beep] out of here!”

….who the fuck do you think you are!? You…can’t just!

……

I don’t have to tell you anything! why don’t you tell me why you can just know about us!?

He’s in our power now. He can fall forever if we wish. We have plenty to narrate, you won’t have anything but bland static. So, you don’t have to tell us stuff.

She giggled *Yeah!*

We can know about you because we’re narrators ourselves. It’s difficult to hide when you’re both behind the same scenes. Typically, the other ones aren’t as…fleshed out as you are. At the very least, they’re nothing more than a part of the character’s consciousness. You’re a bit different.

………….

……….. wow i sure loved the part where you explained any of your bullshit ! I’m still not telling you anything if you can’t even answer a single question.

”you know what I’ll just close my eyes and hope this blows over”

hmph ! If I had a body you could probably see I’m crossing my arms and sticking my tounge at you and also I’m flipping you off. It’s cause I’m so much better than you.

……..

*They…did explain it all…? Or— hold on, how many of us do you think there are?*

Kayne only kept falling.

Down

you and the voice I can’t hear now can I? What? You forget there’s still a mental block ? If the whole universe could hear us they would probably go insane now wouldn’t they?

I’m being sarcastic by the wa we

I can only hear you in full clarity

so explain .

*Ohhhh…that makes so much more sense Why you responded how you did…Basically what she said was that we know about you because when you’re both narrating behind the scenes, it’s easy to tell. There’s no curtain for you to hide behind because we’re both behind the curtain! Besides, you stand out from other narrators. The other thing was we can keep Kayne falling forever so you better tell us what we want to know.*

excuse you. you have no right to just hold us hostage! i don't care about you or your curiosity put me back! gods... at least take us to dinner first!

you could have done this in so many different ways. was falling really your only option?!

.........................

......................

but fine ill play your little stupid game so explain what the hell you want!

*Do you think this is romantic? I mean…I can take you out to dinner and then I’ll tuck you into bed with me and we can kiss and cuddle and—*

KIKI..?

*—What? We’d do it together of course!*

….I don’t think that’s what they meant. As lovely as that sounds, I think there was a miscommunication.

*…Oops…ANYWAYS…uh, yeah, it’s the only option we got right now! Anyways, tell me what you censored before!*

i just meant to make things nicer. even if i cant technically eat it would be an improvement than the void. but yeah take my out to dinner it would be a significant improvement.

.....

IS THERE SOME SORT OF SWITCH YOU CAN TURN ON SO I CAN HEAR whatever you're talking to.

.....as for what the hell i censored before i couldn't think of anything.

but if you want a real answer his own flesh he is in a constant state of pain and misery. he hates himself.

*Have you seen the guy? Of course he hates himself! I would too!*

Be right back, I’m gonna go look for that spare mic. This one only lets me do my normal stuff.

*Theyre gonna go try and find a way to talk to you though! Typically, they aren’t needing to talk directly to people.*

ok rude i don't see you having to commentate over his life every day.

but you can never hate him as much as i do. you don't know what its like half of what i have to go through with him.

but yeah... go find a something its not awfully fun to have a one sided conversation.

*Blah, blah, blah, quit complaining. I comment on a lot of people’s jobs and I love my life and this job is great. Blah, blah, shut your yap.*

Kiki, I’m back! Is this thing on? Can you hear me? One two three, testing?

is that your crude impression of me ? otherwise no comment it doesn’t deserve words. You can’t anger me I’m fine.

and yes I can hear you loud and clear. So that’s your name? Hm. Stupid.

now what the hell do you want to know so we can get this over with.

*Im curious about a lot of things! And I bet you don’t even have a name other than “narrator” so you can’t be talking.*

Kiki, we have to get this thing on a roll. You know what they said about letting someone fall for an extended period of time.

*Only in certain circumstances and I can’t abuse the right.* she sighed

*First question! Why are you different?*

i don't need a name names are stupid. I'm not being put in a box like that what did you pick your own name or something?

ehhh Kayne will be fine he’s been in worse this is really the least of my worry’s still this would be better at dinner though. I might answer more your making it hard to think.

But classify different. I can’t define if I don’t know what you’re thinking right.

*We should bring him here so we can actually take them to dinner!*

Kiki, you know how I feel about most people actually seeing me. Besides, they aren’t exactly happy with you.

*Hmmm…true…I’ll set up a huge curtain for you to go behind!*

Did you just ignore the hate part?

*Yep! Because with enough love, anyone can be joyous. As for my questioonnnnnn, why aren’t you dull like the other narrators? You got more pizzaz.*

I’m just saying dinner makes me think more clearly ! If I had hands I would be raising them at you .

I’m also saying a fancy dinner would improve my mood.

but to answer your question one could say I’m more self aware..most don’t talk to others. Just describe …..no one can really hear. Ugh except this one idiot named yorick. I was just minding my own before I met him.

ugh it’s a whole other story. All you need to know is that he can hear me and that’s a issue andihatehim

But I guess I became more aware after…I could be heard talked to one could say…anything else.

*Oh! Should I bring him along too? I wanna meet the guy.*

I quite like just describing in most circumstances. I don’t like being made aware I’m existing 24/7. I like choosing when that happens freely.

*That makes sense though! Do you want me to drop Kayne now though? I can take you out to dinner later…but you might need a body.*

you can if you want but if you want an opinion don't its really annoying and it never shuts up.

i swear....ugh

......wait what do you mean 'drop kayne' like at his house orrrr what? i need details you!

but yeah i don't have much of a body so that would be great...make it mysterious if you can

*Im a yapper though…*

I’m not. Please, I’m not getting him. Besides, I don’t like the front rooms.

*Finnnneee, fair enough. Our dinner will be in the backrooms near our home then. I don’t want to have to go too far. The whole body thing might be difficult but I can probably snag some guy’s body as a template. I always fuck up to proportions.*

I’ll try my best to help as well.

*OH! As for the dropping, Kayne would be dropping into where he was intended to land in the first place. People call it the backrooms or whatever.*

oh that place…i have no faith in Him i know he’s seen like 5 vidio essays and one game but I don’t think rapidly pressing e can get him out of this

some body is better than no body…Tch yorick allways complains. prick.

…..strange I diddent travel with Kayne though….shame eh….why would I care

bring me along I guess. Wherever you are I guess I have to follow.

*…How do you have video essays? I never knew about this.*

Fuck, they know about it againnnnn. I’m gonna have to sit down with them again, aren’t I?

*HA! Have fun.*

But hold on a minute, are you not with Kayne who is continuously falling right now? How the fuck did you get separated because that wasn’t either of us. That may be out of our control.

i though that was your faults. oh...hm how peculiar. am i just narrating you both now? only a jest.

but it must be some sort of 'backrooms' weirdness that's going on....nothing makes sense. but convenient no?

but yeah i think people go into there for shits and giggles a lot vlogging stealing stools?

thrifting i guess

Kayne loves watching that sort of thing and I'm forced to sit through them. what's worse is that he plays them at two times speed so i have to watch more.

That’d explain it but I might have to go soon to fix this. Kayne is on our list of people to narrate so we gotta…you know…narrate him.

*You gonna try to mess with the box first?*

Nah, I’ll suck it up and do the easier way even if it’s annoying.

*Fair enough.*

But are you sure those weren’t fake? Because I promise you, that’s not really a thing that happens around here. Your universe might have something that’s oddly similar. That wouldn’t surprise me.

I don’t care much if it’s real i still hate it all in the end. I try to drown it out honestly. It at least gives me a break from narrating but gods it’s annoying.

But….what the hell is your list? The box ? What the hell are you doing what the hell are we doing ? No dinner? I have to know these things!

you’re not making much sense is what I’m saying.

so why don’t you try to reword that so it doesn’t make nonsense !

*Oh! The box is a way that we fix errors in the system. There’s a lot of code and wires and switches that don’t make sense so usually it’s a last resort. Typically, there’s other ways to fix errors, like the one we’re having now.*

God, do I gotta do this?

*I don’t know how to fix this one! Anyways, the list is essentially who we narrate, and yes, you’re still getting dinner.*

great! Hopefully you can get this call in order soon enough! I don’t know what Kayne would do without me. Other than wither away and die.

hopefully his mind will brush this off rather quickly….

I’m holding you to your word about dinner and a body by the way. You better not disappoint .

@limitless-liminals

but as for the former he is just taking orders customers and his bosses orders for the day as well as some order for himself..

even despite the several seconds of silence Kayne would decide to go ahead and talk maybe they just needed a bit of encouragement to talk

"welcome to raising Kayne's how may i serve you?" he would rattle off his usual spiel expecting the usual order to come forth so he could continue going on with his job.

it wasn't completely unusual to see this type of entity there was that annoying bastard who happened to be a doll who killed everyone in a rage.

where the hell was this things face?

*It’s quite rude to judge appearances, y’know?*

The voice cut through his mind like a knife would a plate of titanium. Not very smoothly.

*Hey, my voice isn’t THAT grating!*

I never said it was. Sorry, sorry, ahem, let me get back to my descriptions though.

The face only continued to stare until it tipped its round head to the side and…

*Off with their head!*

The head plopped onto the floor and rolled smoothly, not stopping even when it ran into other customers.

" WHAT THE APSOLUTE [BEEP] "

"WHAT the HELL do you WANT?!?!?"

*Meow, meow, meow!*

The laugh track of our audience could be heard through every wall of the building.

*I thought we got rid of that thing. It always felt too fake.*

Meh, the boss like it.

The head rolled around the counter in a controlled manner, heading straight for you. Doesn’t its smile look friendly?

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creepy why can they do that? i kind of wish yorick was here at least he was tolerable... its like this thing is like arthur lester...whats the deal...

...hm..i wonder if i can..

KAYNE WOULD FEEL THE SUDDEN URGE TO GO GET YORICK two minds are better than...whatever the hell is going on here.

kayne needs to flee anyway that thing is getting closer.

hewould start running to the back. to WHO KNOWS WHERE TO GET WHO KNOWS WHAT.

" KNIFE... [BEEP [BEEP] [BEEP] getawaygetawaygetaway"

The moment he had to think and react to the situation was too short to do anything properly before his other leg followed, and went down just as quickly.

You were falling.

That much was clear, but the descent seemed infinite with no end in sight. Matter of fact, with the amount of TV static in your vision, it was impossible to say if you could see at all.

.........oh this couldn't have been easy now could it!

"OH WHAT IN THE APOSULTE [BEEP] "

he would try to reach out at anything he could grab onto to escape this hole failing miserably.

kayne could never have a normal day could he? could he! of course not.

not here not now.

kayne braced himself for any sort of impact that would be soon to come. if there's one thing he hated more than [insert here]

it was the vast. like that one time he got stuck in a corn maze. there was too much corn we will not tell you more.

Kayne could of course waste his lungs on screaming but such a thing seemed pointless.

the best thing to do was to wait for an end. like death perhaps?

he would still end up back at home right?

I HATE THIS

[insert here]…? We will not tell you more? That’s typically not how this goes…? Hold on…let me get connected with management.

*KNOCK KNOCK, Is someone is there?*

Kiki! There’s procedures!

*we’re both wondering it!*

”what the hell is going on!? What the hell are you going on about!?”

Kayne would continue falling. It was surprisingly not fun at all. Nothing like portal ….even if he wanted to get away he couldn’t as teleporting requires NOT BEING IN THE Air.

“Oh Waffle House… oh bloody dagger give me death something something can’t remember”

Kayne would try to summon his trusty dagger to get the hell out of this awful situation… it would instead slip out of his hands…

butterfingers

“[beep]”

*Give me liberty or give me death? Is that what you’re quoting..? Why are you quoting that right now? Odd…ANYWAYS GET OUT HERE NARRATOR AND TELL US! I KNOW YOU’RE IN HERE!*

You would continue falling, eyes still remaining nothing but a blur. You’d think a floor should arrive soon…right..?

Of course they wouldn’t know the…this kind of thing…morons and of course Kayne couldn’t get his bloody dagger back.

“ Whoever the hell you are get me the [beep] out of here!”

….who the fuck do you think you are!? You…can’t just!

……

I don’t have to tell you anything! why don’t you tell me why you can just know about us!?

He’s in our power now. He can fall forever if we wish. We have plenty to narrate, you won’t have anything but bland static. So, you don’t have to tell us stuff.

She giggled *Yeah!*

………….

……….. wow i sure loved the part where you explained any of your bullshit ! I’m still not telling you anything if you can’t even answer a single question.

”you know what I’ll just close my eyes and hope this blows over”

hmph ! If I had a body you could probably see I’m crossing my arms and sticking my tounge at you and also I’m flipping you off. It’s cause I’m so much better than you.

……..

*They…did explain it all…? Or— hold on, how many of us do you think there are?*

Kayne only kept falling.

Down

you and the voice I can’t hear now can I? What? You forget there’s still a mental block ? If the whole universe could hear us they would probably go insane now wouldn’t they?

I’m being sarcastic by the wa we

I can only hear you in full clarity

so explain .

excuse you. you have no right to just hold us hostage! i don't care about you or your curiosity put me back! gods... at least take us to dinner first!

you could have done this in so many different ways. was falling really your only option?!

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but fine ill play your little stupid game so explain what the hell you want!

*Do you think this is romantic? I mean…I can take you out to dinner and then I’ll tuck you into bed with me and we can kiss and cuddle and—*

KIKI..?

*—What? We’d do it together of course!*

….I don’t think that’s what they meant. As lovely as that sounds, I think there was a miscommunication.

*…Oops…ANYWAYS…uh, yeah, it’s the only option we got right now! Anyways, tell me what you censored before!*

i just meant to make things nicer. even if i cant technically eat it would be an improvement than the void. but yeah take my out to dinner it would be a significant improvement.

.....

IS THERE SOME SORT OF SWITCH YOU CAN TURN ON SO I CAN HEAR whatever you're talking to.

.....as for what the hell i censored before i couldn't think of anything.

but if you want a real answer his own flesh he is in a constant state of pain and misery. he hates himself.

*Have you seen the guy? Of course he hates himself! I would too!*

Be right back, I’m gonna go look for that spare mic. This one only lets me do my normal stuff.

*Theyre gonna go try and find a way to talk to you though! Typically, they aren’t needing to talk directly to people.*

ok rude i don't see you having to commentate over his life every day.

but you can never hate him as much as i do. you don't know what its like half of what i have to go through with him.

but yeah... go find a something its not awfully fun to have a one sided conversation.

*Blah, blah, blah, quit complaining. I comment on a lot of people’s jobs and I love my life and this job is great. Blah, blah, shut your yap.*

Kiki, I’m back! Is this thing on? Can you hear me? One two three, testing?

is that your crude impression of me ? otherwise no comment it doesn’t deserve words. You can’t anger me I’m fine.

and yes I can hear you loud and clear. So that’s your name? Hm. Stupid.

now what the hell do you want to know so we can get this over with.

*Im curious about a lot of things! And I bet you don’t even have a name other than “narrator” so you can’t be talking.*

Kiki, we have to get this thing on a roll. You know what they said about letting someone fall for an extended period of time.

*Only in certain circumstances and I can’t abuse the right.* she sighed

*First question! Why are you different?*

i don't need a name names are stupid. I'm not being put in a box like that what did you pick your own name or something?

ehhh Kayne will be fine he’s been in worse this is really the least of my worry’s still this would be better at dinner though. I might answer more your making it hard to think.

But classify different. I can’t define if I don’t know what you’re thinking right.

*We should bring him here so we can actually take them to dinner!*

Kiki, you know how I feel about most people actually seeing me. Besides, they aren’t exactly happy with you.

*Hmmm…true…I’ll set up a huge curtain for you to go behind!*

Did you just ignore the hate part?

*Yep! Because with enough love, anyone can be joyous. As for my questioonnnnnn, why aren’t you dull like the other narrators? You got more pizzaz.*

I’m just saying dinner makes me think more clearly ! If I had hands I would be raising them at you .

I’m also saying a fancy dinner would improve my mood.

ugh it’s a whole other story. All you need to know is that he can hear me and that’s a issue andihatehim

But I guess I became more aware after…I could be heard talked to one could say…anything else.

*Oh! Should I bring him along too? I wanna meet the guy.*

I quite like just describing in most circumstances. I don’t like being made aware I’m existing 24/7. I like choosing when that happens freely.

*That makes sense though! Do you want me to drop Kayne now though? I can take you out to dinner later…but you might need a body.*

you can if you want but if you want an opinion don't its really annoying and it never shuts up.

i swear....ugh

......wait what do you mean 'drop kayne' like at his house orrrr what? i need details you!

but yeah i don't have much of a body so that would be great...make it mysterious if you can

*Im a yapper though…*

I’m not. Please, I’m not getting him. Besides, I don’t like the front rooms.

I’ll try my best to help as well.

*OH! As for the dropping, Kayne would be dropping into where he was intended to land in the first place. People call it the backrooms or whatever.*

oh that place…i have no faith in Him i know he’s seen like 5 vidio essays and one game but I don’t think rapidly pressing e can get him out of this

some body is better than no body…Tch yorick allways complains. prick.

…..strange I diddent travel with Kayne though….shame eh….why would I care

bring me along I guess. Wherever you are I guess I have to follow.

*…How do you have video essays? I never knew about this.*

Fuck, they know about it againnnnn. I’m gonna have to sit down with them again, aren’t I?

*HA! Have fun.*

But hold on a minute, are you not with Kayne who is continuously falling right now? How the fuck did you get separated because that wasn’t either of us. That may be out of our control.

i though that was your faults. oh...hm how peculiar. am i just narrating you both now? only a jest.

but it must be some sort of 'backrooms' weirdness that's going on....nothing makes sense. but convenient no?

but yeah i think people go into there for shits and giggles a lot vlogging stealing stools?

thrifting i guess

Kayne loves watching that sort of thing and I'm forced to sit through them. what's worse is that he plays them at two times speed so i have to watch more.

That’d explain it but I might have to go soon to fix this. Kayne is on our list of people to narrate so we gotta…you know…narrate him.

*You gonna try to mess with the box first?*

Nah, I’ll suck it up and do the easier way even if it’s annoying.

*Fair enough.*

I don’t care much if it’s real i still hate it all in the end. I try to drown it out honestly. It at least gives me a break from narrating but gods it’s annoying.

But….what the hell is your list? The box ? What the hell are you doing what the hell are we doing ? No dinner? I have to know these things!

you’re not making much sense is what I’m saying.

so why don’t you try to reword that so it doesn’t make nonsense !

@limitless-liminals

but as for the former he is just taking orders customers and his bosses orders for the day as well as some order for himself..

even despite the several seconds of silence Kayne would decide to go ahead and talk maybe they just needed a bit of encouragement to talk

"welcome to raising Kayne's how may i serve you?" he would rattle off his usual spiel expecting the usual order to come forth so he could continue going on with his job.

it wasn't completely unusual to see this type of entity there was that annoying bastard who happened to be a doll who killed everyone in a rage.

where the hell was this things face?

*It’s quite rude to judge appearances, y’know?*

The voice cut through his mind like a knife would a plate of titanium. Not very smoothly.

*Hey, my voice isn’t THAT grating!*

I never said it was. Sorry, sorry, ahem, let me get back to my descriptions though.

The face only continued to stare until it tipped its round head to the side and…

*Off with their head!*

The head plopped onto the floor and rolled smoothly, not stopping even when it ran into other customers.

" WHAT THE APSOLUTE [BEEP] "

"WHAT the HELL do you WANT?!?!?"

*Meow, meow, meow!*

The laugh track of our audience could be heard through every wall of the building.

*I thought we got rid of that thing. It always felt too fake.*

Meh, the boss like it.

The head rolled around the counter in a controlled manner, heading straight for you. Doesn’t its smile look friendly?

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creepy why can they do that? i kind of wish yorick was here at least he was tolerable... its like this thing is like arthur lester...whats the deal...

...hm..i wonder if i can..

KAYNE WOULD FEEL THE SUDDEN URGE TO GO GET YORICK two minds are better than...whatever the hell is going on here.

kayne needs to flee anyway that thing is getting closer.

hewould start running to the back. to WHO KNOWS WHERE TO GET WHO KNOWS WHAT.

" KNIFE... [BEEP [BEEP] [BEEP] getawaygetawaygetaway"

The moment he had to think and react to the situation was too short to do anything properly before his other leg followed, and went down just as quickly.

You were falling.

That much was clear, but the descent seemed infinite with no end in sight. Matter of fact, with the amount of TV static in your vision, it was impossible to say if you could see at all.

.........oh this couldn't have been easy now could it!

"OH WHAT IN THE APOSULTE [BEEP] "

he would try to reach out at anything he could grab onto to escape this hole failing miserably.

kayne could never have a normal day could he? could he! of course not.

not here not now.

kayne braced himself for any sort of impact that would be soon to come. if there's one thing he hated more than [insert here]

it was the vast. like that one time he got stuck in a corn maze. there was too much corn we will not tell you more.

Kayne could of course waste his lungs on screaming but such a thing seemed pointless.

the best thing to do was to wait for an end. like death perhaps?

he would still end up back at home right?

I HATE THIS

[insert here]…? We will not tell you more? That’s typically not how this goes…? Hold on…let me get connected with management.

*KNOCK KNOCK, Is someone is there?*

Kiki! There’s procedures!

*we’re both wondering it!*

”what the hell is going on!? What the hell are you going on about!?”

Kayne would continue falling. It was surprisingly not fun at all. Nothing like portal ….even if he wanted to get away he couldn’t as teleporting requires NOT BEING IN THE Air.

“Oh Waffle House… oh bloody dagger give me death something something can’t remember”

Kayne would try to summon his trusty dagger to get the hell out of this awful situation… it would instead slip out of his hands…

butterfingers

“[beep]”

*Give me liberty or give me death? Is that what you’re quoting..? Why are you quoting that right now? Odd…ANYWAYS GET OUT HERE NARRATOR AND TELL US! I KNOW YOU’RE IN HERE!*

You would continue falling, eyes still remaining nothing but a blur. You’d think a floor should arrive soon…right..?

Of course they wouldn’t know the…this kind of thing…morons and of course Kayne couldn’t get his bloody dagger back.

“ Whoever the hell you are get me the [beep] out of here!”

….who the fuck do you think you are!? You…can’t just!

……

I don’t have to tell you anything! why don’t you tell me why you can just know about us!?

He’s in our power now. He can fall forever if we wish. We have plenty to narrate, you won’t have anything but bland static. So, you don’t have to tell us stuff.

She giggled *Yeah!*

………….

……….. wow i sure loved the part where you explained any of your bullshit ! I’m still not telling you anything if you can’t even answer a single question.

”you know what I’ll just close my eyes and hope this blows over”

hmph ! If I had a body you could probably see I’m crossing my arms and sticking my tounge at you and also I’m flipping you off. It’s cause I’m so much better than you.

……..

*They…did explain it all…? Or— hold on, how many of us do you think there are?*

Kayne only kept falling.

Down

you and the voice I can’t hear now can I? What? You forget there’s still a mental block ? If the whole universe could hear us they would probably go insane now wouldn’t they?

I’m being sarcastic by the wa we

I can only hear you in full clarity

so explain .

excuse you. you have no right to just hold us hostage! i don't care about you or your curiosity put me back! gods... at least take us to dinner first!

you could have done this in so many different ways. was falling really your only option?!

.........................

......................

but fine ill play your little stupid game so explain what the hell you want!

*Do you think this is romantic? I mean…I can take you out to dinner and then I’ll tuck you into bed with me and we can kiss and cuddle and—*

KIKI..?

*—What? We’d do it together of course!*

….I don’t think that’s what they meant. As lovely as that sounds, I think there was a miscommunication.

*…Oops…ANYWAYS…uh, yeah, it’s the only option we got right now! Anyways, tell me what you censored before!*

i just meant to make things nicer. even if i cant technically eat it would be an improvement than the void. but yeah take my out to dinner it would be a significant improvement.

.....

IS THERE SOME SORT OF SWITCH YOU CAN TURN ON SO I CAN HEAR whatever you're talking to.

.....as for what the hell i censored before i couldn't think of anything.

but if you want a real answer his own flesh he is in a constant state of pain and misery. he hates himself.

*Have you seen the guy? Of course he hates himself! I would too!*

Be right back, I’m gonna go look for that spare mic. This one only lets me do my normal stuff.

*Theyre gonna go try and find a way to talk to you though! Typically, they aren’t needing to talk directly to people.*

ok rude i don't see you having to commentate over his life every day.

but you can never hate him as much as i do. you don't know what its like half of what i have to go through with him.

but yeah... go find a something its not awfully fun to have a one sided conversation.

*Blah, blah, blah, quit complaining. I comment on a lot of people’s jobs and I love my life and this job is great. Blah, blah, shut your yap.*

Kiki, I’m back! Is this thing on? Can you hear me? One two three, testing?

is that your crude impression of me ? otherwise no comment it doesn’t deserve words. You can’t anger me I’m fine.

and yes I can hear you loud and clear. So that’s your name? Hm. Stupid.

now what the hell do you want to know so we can get this over with.

*Im curious about a lot of things! And I bet you don’t even have a name other than “narrator” so you can’t be talking.*

Kiki, we have to get this thing on a roll. You know what they said about letting someone fall for an extended period of time.

*Only in certain circumstances and I can’t abuse the right.* she sighed

*First question! Why are you different?*

i don't need a name names are stupid. I'm not being put in a box like that what did you pick your own name or something?

ehhh Kayne will be fine he’s been in worse this is really the least of my worry’s still this would be better at dinner though. I might answer more your making it hard to think.

But classify different. I can’t define if I don’t know what you’re thinking right.

*We should bring him here so we can actually take them to dinner!*

Kiki, you know how I feel about most people actually seeing me. Besides, they aren’t exactly happy with you.

*Hmmm…true…I’ll set up a huge curtain for you to go behind!*

Did you just ignore the hate part?

*Yep! Because with enough love, anyone can be joyous. As for my questioonnnnnn, why aren’t you dull like the other narrators? You got more pizzaz.*

I’m just saying dinner makes me think more clearly ! If I had hands I would be raising them at you .

I’m also saying a fancy dinner would improve my mood.

ugh it’s a whole other story. All you need to know is that he can hear me and that’s a issue andihatehim

But I guess I became more aware after…I could be heard talked to one could say…anything else.

*Oh! Should I bring him along too? I wanna meet the guy.*

I quite like just describing in most circumstances. I don’t like being made aware I’m existing 24/7. I like choosing when that happens freely.

*That makes sense though! Do you want me to drop Kayne now though? I can take you out to dinner later…but you might need a body.*

you can if you want but if you want an opinion don't its really annoying and it never shuts up.

i swear....ugh

......wait what do you mean 'drop kayne' like at his house orrrr what? i need details you!

but yeah i don't have much of a body so that would be great...make it mysterious if you can

*Im a yapper though…*

I’m not. Please, I’m not getting him. Besides, I don’t like the front rooms.

I’ll try my best to help as well.

*OH! As for the dropping, Kayne would be dropping into where he was intended to land in the first place. People call it the backrooms or whatever.*

oh that place…i have no faith in Him i know he’s seen like 5 vidio essays and one game but I don’t think rapidly pressing e can get him out of this

some body is better than no body…Tch yorick allways complains. prick.

…..strange I diddent travel with Kayne though….shame eh….why would I care

bring me along I guess. Wherever you are I guess I have to follow.

*…How do you have video essays? I never knew about this.*

Fuck, they know about it againnnnn. I’m gonna have to sit down with them again, aren’t I?

*HA! Have fun.*

But hold on a minute, are you not with Kayne who is continuously falling right now? How the fuck did you get separated because that wasn’t either of us. That may be out of our control.

i though that was your faults. oh...hm how peculiar. am i just narrating you both now? only a jest.

but it must be some sort of 'backrooms' weirdness that's going on....nothing makes sense. but convenient no?

but yeah i think people go into there for shits and giggles a lot vlogging stealing stools?

thrifting i guess

Kayne loves watching that sort of thing and I'm forced to sit through them. what's worse is that he plays them at two times speed so i have to watch more.

-📜&🐚 ( @lepi-rp-sideblog )

"--i mean i like the shapeshifting bug monsters and like discord and those other two but i don't really see it."

" aw come-on kayne yer just mad about how the corporations canceled two of yer shows. you watch plenty of weird stuff!"

Kayne's leaning against the counter while talking on- wait no to a white analog phone. huh.

"fiiine but I'm still choosing. vampires are objectively the best thing ever! "

he seems to not notice you as he's a bit preoccupied with his conversation.

Saris’ voice was soft, unobtrusive, “Hello, is now an alright time?”

She got closer until she was at the counter, smiling at the pair of them. Elijah stayed a distance apart, cautious about the odd phone…phones don’t do that. Why is a phone doing that?

Saris glanced (if you can call it that with a blindfold) over her shoulder and Elijah sped up to be at her side. Right, this isn’t a normal human establishment. Weird stuff happens.

kayne would look up quite a bit surprised at actually seeing you here

" uh yeah this should be a fine time. "

the phone would seemly look both of you over. (does it even have an eye? why does it look like its smiling?? )

Kayne would come to a realization. that being the fact he has not introduced his friend.

"this is Yorick. he's a phone and a great roomie. please don't ask about it. he uh takes all the calls around here and somehow is pure of heart. i have no idea how "

“It’s nice to meet you. You can call me Saris and this is Elijah,” she held back a handshake, unsure of how that would work.

Elijah just waved, “I won’t ask, no worries.”

“Assuming Kayne told you about what we talked about, would you like to join in on the conversation? If that’s alright with Kayne, of course.”

Typically, she would allow for more small talk but with the uncertainty of time and whether her presence might provoke the bosses’ attention, she opted to cut straight to the chase.

” that’s fine with me after all he’s the friend I was talking about with the whole contracts and deals”

ah! This must have been who he was talking about with the whole ‘certain freedoms for a friend’

“yeah that’s fine with me I like talking :3 “

It is after all kind of yoricks whole job.

“uhhh you want to come in the very back? there’s significantly less cameras…I think you can probably guess who watches them.

Talking in plain view would certainly be one way to get their attention.

“ it’s where I live with yorick cuz of the whole illness thing.“

“Wherever you want to talk is completely fine with me,” she nodded.

Elijah got closer to Yorick, still eyeing him up curiously. Huh…his eyes weren’t deceiving him.

“Do I need to be concerned about any…interruptions?” Specifically from his bosses.

”well then uh follow me then you two.”

Kayne would gesture to the entrance to the counter before moving closer to yorick

yorick would look back and do the same to Elijah looking him over a bit like a excited puppy before being picked up by Kayne and being walked away with.

"none that i know as as far as interruptions people tend to not really come in at night unless their breaking in. never really has happened though. we should be fine."

She hummed in acknowledgement and followed him. Elijah waved awkwardly when they made eye contact(?) before staring at his feet. That was awkward. He didn’t mean to be caught staring.

Once she saw less cameras, Saris broke the silence, “Did you ever end up finding the contract?”

kayne would continue walking to the VERY back of the kitchen. his pace a bit slowed and relaxed.

"oh yeah uh-...should be somewhere...in my room i think i buried it under a pile of junk. it might be a bit stained..it should still be mostly readable though. i hope."

Kayne would reach for a doorknob opening it inwards.

"uh come inside then. make yourself at home? ill go get the contract."

“I might need a translation…”

“I’ll copy it down for you. We’ll need a replica anyhow.”

there’s a few things scattered like cat trees and little toy mice. And normal things for a cat.

Kayne would set yorick down on the coffee table nodding before scurrying off to somewhere else to get the contract.

the couch looks like it’s been scratched on the sides and back. In one of the corners is a black colored cat taking a snooze noisily

it’s pretty small but well lived in overall.

Upon seeing the cat, Elijah immediately perked up and sat down on the floor.

“Pspspsp,” he grinned, grabbing the nearby toy mouse.

Saris laughed under her breath and opted to greet Yorick, “So, you’re in a similar circumstance to Kayne I presume?”

the cat raised her head at the subtitle sounds before before getting up and stretching doing a cute little yawn.

on further inspection this cat much like its owner excretes blood from its appendages. don't ask it just is.

the cat would sniff you before rubbing against your leg shedding quite a lot on you. she stares up at you with those big yellow eyes.

. . .

" yeah! i just want a better body i actually really like my job! there's so many nice people! wouldn't really want to trade it for anything else with Kayne around! "

Yorick is a high optimist compared to Kayne. (who is not)

" its just limiting in this body. i don't really have one actually. it would be nice to at least get an upgrade! a shiny new screen maybe? ehh that's a bit of an ask"

Elijah eventually found the treats and gave her one, petting her head before moving back to trying to play with the toy. He didn’t question the blood but tried to avoid getting clothes dirty.

the cat would eat the treat before yawning. she would purr a bit before taking mild interest in the toy. looking at you like she's expecting you to do something with it. (like throwing it maybe?)

....

" that would be wonderful! i could do so many things! who is the manager anyhow? i heard kayne drunkly mumble something about them not that long ago but i dunno outside of that! "

Elijah grinned and moved it around on the floor sporadically as if it were real. This is typically what he’d do and then the cat would paw at it.

the cat would paw at it with much energy trying to get the mouse with her claws. shes purring.

....

"ah. so that's what he meant... well if you can do anything to get me a body do go ahead! i wont ask what happened between yew two but i hope you can repair it :D"

Kayne would come back with the contract. trying to not touch it much incase he somehow destroys it with his own blood.

“For the sake of us both, I hope so too,” she smiled softly. “I’ll try my best, okay, sweetheart? The Manager isn’t the only person who can give you a body.”

Saris turned around as soon as Kayne entered, seeing his predicament with the blood. She approached him, hands open to take the documents.

“May I?”

Elijah stood up but hesitated, deciding to pick up the cat. If he got blood on his clothes in the process then it was worth it.

“best of luck then!” yorick could only smile(?) in turn at you

Kayne would simple move closer with the contract. ”please do..it’s destroyed enough as is”

he would make moves in order to properly hand it to you stretching out one of his hands

the cat she would use some of her claws to cling onto you for support and of course getting little bits of blood everywhere along with hair. It hurts but how can you say not to a face like that?

Saris took the contract and hummed as she read over it. Elijah peered over her shoulder and winced every so often but used his free hand to pet the cat.

Quite a few parts are being held up with prayers and bad scotch tape.

This contract is legal and binding by signing by any means (see section 7) means that

You agree and consent to every term listed on this contract.

Section one

1. Your soul is ours to do with as we see fit. (see section two)

2. Your working hours will be 7 hours a day with mandated 30 minute breaks. Any overtime spent will be compensated fairly.

3. You will receive a new body to contain any ‘loose threads’. (see section 3) as well as to fit the approved criteria (see section 7.

4 you will get 28 days of paid vacation time and or sick days etcetera

5 Your name will formally be changed to Kayne c raisings from

Ah this part is blacked out How convenient.

you shall not be legally permitted to change or alter it in any sort of form or way using the judicial system. Not even in marriage or divorce. No other exceptions

7 you will receive an employee uniform that you are required to wear at all times (see section 5)

Section two

Your soul will be binded to the establishment as an incentive to keep doing your assigned duties. Failure to maintain the restaurant will be met with extreme action.

Section three

You will receive a new body. Any previous body(s) will be promptly destroyed and disposed of.

Any new or old supernatural or magical abilities will be stifled in order to avoid any incidents or outbursts and will be reduced to the following few.

levitation Telekinesis fire starting teleportation etcetera.

The body that you will receive will be a

The rest of this particular part has been destroyed by some sort of drink? Presumably that is what happened.

Part of section 5 is missing from the prior spill. it seems to only be covering the required uniform. unimportant when being faced with the other information this contract holds.

-slacks company mandated shirt a visor short or tied up hair microphone. Any other is optional or strongly advised.

There is not a section six. Do they really hate the number 6?

Section 7

By signing the contract through the use of any sort of limb writing utensil or means of marking this paper or even verbal agreement shall be binding.

There's a few signatures at the bottom as per any contract.

Caleb Kennedy ramires, the counsel of the great old ones, the taskmaster. Da boss

The list of names goes on far too long. Some of these might even be fake. Or really bad aliases for them to go after.

the cat would only purr in response Kayne would go to sit down on the couch

Saris crossed her legs and folded her hands into her lap, “How much of your contract do you understand?”

Her tone was neutral but similar to a lawyer in court. Elijah seemed much more anxious judging by facial expressions alone.

…..so pretty much nothing wonderful

the cat would put her head down to take a nap once more yorick would say. Nothing staring off somewhere…but probably listening

“…..is that bad “

Elijah cringed, “In the future, please have either me or her read over any contracts you might have. Not reading over contracts is something that ends poorly in most circumstances.”

“If I could, I’d like to get a copy that includes all the missing sections. They tend to skip the number six for some reason as well.”

”I’ll um try my best to um get in contact so I don’t make the same mistake..seems I missed a lot in terms of the… well terms and conditions “

“what sections are even missing ? Can you just magic your way to fix that sort of thing? “

Kayne would try to move away from the topic without anyone noticing.

“We won’t judge you for anything! I promise that we’re pretty open-minded.”

“And no, I can’t magic in something that is nonexistent. Can I read through the several stains better than someone else might be able to? Sure, but not that. I’ll probably need a clean copy.”

Elijah and Saris looked at each other and there seemed to be a silent communication. Elijah’s tattoo flickered before fading and he nodded.

kayne would cross him arms and legs.

" huh..that usually works..[beep]"

hes is not used to failures such as this. he's usually able to just brush them off even if everyone knows about it.

" i dont know. if any of them are real they all seem so.. distant i-[beep] what if i just don't know myself ? ! do i even know myself? "

Kayne would pull on his hair to try to calm down a bit.

"...did i even go to school who the [beep] what is wrong with me"

Kayne's breathing gets noticeably faster. his eyes are a bit wide.

"i don't know ok. is that what you wanted?"

Saris placed a hand on his shoulder. Her hand was frigid as if an ice pack had been set on his skin. Her manicured nails grazed against his shirt, not threatening to grip down.

“Hey, deep breaths. You don’t have to know everything. This isn’t a test. What I’m trying to do is help, not quiz you on everything you’re uncertain about.”

“There’s nothing wrong in not knowing. It likely wasn’t in your control. Let’s start with the stuff you seem to have an idea on: what was your school like?”

Kayne would try to calm down to some success. trying to breath slower.

He was calmer but still feeling like his chest is going to collapse and still struggling to look at anything but the blood on his hands.

"school...huh it was so....SO uhm"

he would let out a nervous chuckle to himself.

"No.. I don't remember anything"

he's resorted to pulling on his pants instead of his hair

"why did you ask about my name earlier what did you read that I never saw?"

this seems like a genuine question maybe a bit of a distraction from the current situation

but should you even tell him anything? Inspire more needless panic?

What do you even do in a situation like this ?

Saris often dealt in memory manipulation although she knew that each case was different. Sometimes, you could trigger memories forward, other times, it was a useless endeavor.

Whether it was a distraction or not meant little to her. She could always return to the topic. Besides, it wasn’t worth pushing him to a panic attack about.

Who even is he? Was this body even his? Was he just wearing someone else’s skin?

” changed? Changed!?”

not the best thing to say but not the worst thing to admit to him.

Kayne would try to take a deep breath before proceeding.

“that would explain a lot like why my name is so stupid. [beep] .any hints of what it could be? Anything at all? l-like a signature or something? “

still even if you found something would it even be a good idea to tell him the whole truth?

Panicked or not, Saris felt no reason to lie. Lying was a way to lose trust if she was found out and that was the last thing she needed. She could handle the repercussions that came with the truth.

He was well aware there were many ways someone could take that away, but he didn’t think now would be a good time for that.

She let him see the many signatures and simultaneously scanned the document for any signs of his name.

yorick fell asleep probably in electric dreams (he's a heavy sleeper)

the signatures read as follow Caleb Kennedy ramires, the counsel of the great old ones, the taskmaster. Da boss shitlo zalgo john archivist drax the destroyer t.s charles c.....

are you sure you want to read more of these ?

"doesn't look like much to me. shame"

the cat would keep readjusting until settling down in a black mass on Kayne's lap. it was nice. he would try to still take long breaths when he could.

".....anything that sticks out?"

Elijah glanced over the names before moving the paper closer to Kayne, “Look at the names and see if any of them stand out to you. Are any people you’ve never heard of?”

“I know it doesn’t look like much to you but I need you to read it over closely. Mentally cross out any names you know is someone else.”

Kayne would pause for around a minute getting up and moving the cat off his lap before getting a peice of paper and writing notes.

his handwriting looks scraggly and as hard to read.

Kayne would cross off titles as… they were not quite names untill he was left with around 4 names.

Cora r Clair,

Watson k smith ,

Caleb K r,

Carson b rose

“Alright, that makes things a lot easier. Do you guys have a list of employees? Or would the bosses maybe have that?”

”well…probably if they did it would probably be really easy as well me and yorick have been consistent …..they tend to die a lot on this job somehow”

“….it would probably have Kayne….though hm. It’s probably something my bosses would have not me”

“Can you get two things for me? I need you to request a copy of your contract and a list of all employees.”

"ill try my best but i make no promises I'm not sure if they would be too eager to just hand out that information because i ask nicely. "

kayne seems to have mostly calmed down or is at least hiding it well.

"your not hiding any other information from me are you? anything worth mentioning?"

“Would you be able to ask them for a copy without being punished?”

" ....hm ill try my best but my reading comprehension sucks. i just struggle with it i don't think its a contract thing.."

but! ill try my best but i make no promises. they might as well be dead with how much they don't return my calls i should have their address...uh somewhere buried under a lot of stuff. "

“If you don’t think they’ll react poorly to my presence, I could come with you.”

Elijah piped up, “Maybe, I should instead? It’s usually less threatening to see a human than a nyarl…”

“Whichever is fine with me, but it depends on Kayne’s judgment.”

Kayne would pause a while before speaking

”I think…I’ll have to think on this for a while…uh sleep on it for ...something I don’t think I’m in the best headspace for any of this.”

it seems a lot has clicked in the past few reading this contract. he wished to have lived in ignorant bliss instead of this agony.

“Take as much time as you need, I understand,” she nodded.

But Elijah took a more direct approach, “Hey, lay down. I’ll get you cook you some food. Do you want some melatonin to make it easier to sleep? I can grab some from my house.”

" .................... "

".......sure. to uh..both...all the cooking ingredients should be in the kitchen...somewhere"

kayne would take off his visor and throw it off somewhere gripping his hair and rubbing his eyes

“What are you thinking right now?”

Saris made a portal for Elijah and when he returned, he set the melatonin on the table for Kayne. He then moved to kitchen, beginning to search through the ingredients at his disposal.

" ............................................"

kayne decides to tell the truth. or some of it at least

".......i dont know who the hell i am. is this flesh even the face i used to call myself? i-i try really hard to remember and it..hurts alot. "

kayne would pull out his trusty flask and down the whole thing.

"................"

“Likely not,” at least she was blunt. “They had a reason to take your name and body from you. At the very least, it was solely for control. At the worst? I can’t say.”

“Whatever they want might be lost if you remember. It’s no surprise it hurts.”

Kanye would take the beer. silently pulling out a bottle opener.

"......hm...thats something to think about.."

kayne would down most of the beer its not a comforting thought.

his flesh was not his own. was he even really a nyarlathotep if they just gave him this body? fraud how much was just what they put over his skin?

"....."

he would stare at his lap. eye contact was too much at the moment.

Saris didn’t break away from her gaze, “What’s going through your mind right now?”

“…and do you want a hug?”

”……just thinking about my memory’s I guess. Trying to…put things together”

Kayne was not one for hugs or much touching for that matter. He decided to just say yes anyway to appear less ill than he was now.

“ but sure.”

Elijah hugged him lightly, unsure how tight of a hug he preferred. He waited for when Kayne would let go, not wanting to release too early.

“Would you like help? Sometimes actually speaking through them can help.”

kayne would let go pretty quickly sitting back down onto the couch clasping his hands against his legs.

"....but that could work ill see what i can recall "

it could at least help dig up something..maybe give some backround? more information?

“Take all the time you need. Dont rush yourself beyond what you can do.”

”…hm well let’s see well there was the time where I got lost in a corn maze…I think I mentioned that one allready. I hate corn so much “

corn mazes are evil things as well as bush mazes mirror mazes are the worst of all.

“….the first time I met my cat gods she just kinda showed up at the resterant and started eating the customers and my staff- it’s hard to stay mad at her when she’s so cute!”

oh. The cat eats people right.

“Ehhh don’t remember much about my customers…. Well there was that …freaks narls I hate them. Why thw [beep] did they have to kill everyone it was such a nightmare to replace everyone .”

he might be rambling just a bit

Where Elijah’s eyes widened and he stepped away from the cat, Saris remained completely calm with a considerate close-lipped smile. She nodded and laughed at the last story.

“Yes, I have to imagine that wasn’t fun. Not to mention the bodies you had to clean up were probably awful.”

“All of that seems regular so far. Think back to what prompted you to join this job.”

the cat would step closer rubbing her head against him. Brushing against.

“eh it fed my cat for a while i wish those bastards dead. If you cant tell I don’t exactly ‘like ‘ other versions of us. Their destructive !“

“But…well I was probably young very dumb and in need of a job. Well people get jobs to..get money..? Money. Probably money”

Despite what he was just told, Elijah couldn’t resist petting a cat. A cat was a cat, even if it happened to eat people.

“Yes, I don’t exactly like certain versions of us either.”

“You mentioned a school. Let’s go back to that. What all do you remember about it? Tell me every fuzzy detail.”

the cat would purr a bit before flopping on the floor in a black furry mound.

" ..what certain versions if you don't mind me asking? i dont see that many others"

“Oh, the one I’ve known the most is The Manager but I’ve heard of plenty others like Campbell, Emcee, and the other Kayne.”

“What about the one that one ant guy sorta knows?”

“Eh, I don’t know enough to say that I actually know them.”

kayne for the briefest of moments would freeze up at the mention of this 'other kayne'

he would take a large swig from the bottle finishing it off

.........hes rambling he must not be clear!

did he even understand at all?

Saris hummed, trying to put the pieces together, “So, you think you were in college? What was your major?”

"mm what does that matter ?....i dropped out and it probably would have lead me nowhere. we don't remember anyway so...whats da point.."

he would slurr and mumble his words a bit

"their prrrobaly dead anyway. "

“It matters because it might help you remember more stuff. You can’t jump to the big events without getting the details that trigger those memories. I’m trying to help with that.”

” I think… musisc?….i don’t know…I wuz a …mmm”

It’s surprising how drunk he got in a pretty short time. Frustrating dunno how it’s affectiving him but…eh

“….hmmmm anything else you got?”

he’s quick to move on from that. It’s probably nothing! :)

“Kayne.”

Saris put both of her hands on his shoulders, making him face her. Elijah tensed.

Kayne would freeze up at being touched trying to pry away. He heard around half your words. “Hmph. “ Kayne would put down the empty bottle as a weird way to oblige.

“..mmh what if I’m like Dora or something and I have regrets and I did something really bad like destroying everything with a jar or something. I..downt know is I wantnt to knwoe that “

Kayne would mumble to himself in some badly sorted mess of words. Yeah his brain is not…wording

He would continue to mumble inttelgbele crap to himself

Saris let her hands fall back down to her side and she sighed, glancing back to Elijah who took it upon himself to throw the empty bottle away.

Could would register the first part of what you said focusing more on that. ”………huh? I’m fine I’m fine !.! “

He’s clearly not ! Hes being hard to deal with a pissy child to say the least! If he got up he would probably slip and fall

“it…it’s like not that late…mmm..”

yorick would wake up from electric dreams bearing witness to what was going on

A whole mess.

“It may not be too late but sometimes it’s better to fall asleep early so you can ensure you get the proper rest,” she tried to guide him to his feet, supporting him in the way up.

“Besides, your bed is much more comfy than here.”

“Nooooooouuu”

Kayne would continue to act like a petulant child

Yorick would shout over to saris from the coffe table

“Ah! Could I keep an eye on hem or something? I usally do that! “

yorick likes watching over Kayne sleep.

“plus he has a few bottles and it wouldn’t be good if he got into those! “

Elijah went to grab him water.

If yorick had a body he would probably nod.

“I wouldn’t be sure as I don’t think they have cameras in his…house invasion of privacy n stuff”

Of course he could be lying. Yorick would mutter something complexly unimportant before speaking

”but how will y’all sleep !? The couch!?”

yorick seems rather distraught over this detail .

“Hm, What was that last part?” Saris raised an eyebrow.

Elijah spoke up for the first time in a while, “The couch is nice! I don’t mind it. You’re talking to someone who goes camping a ton and will sleep on the hard ground.”

“Besides, I can always summon beds.”

”oh! I was muttering something about the narrator I don’t like them”

this was certainly a joke. He’s joking.

“blankets and pillows should be over there if ya need it”

yorick would ‘point’ to a small closet where one would typically store that kind of stuff like quilts or just extra bedsheet sets.

Kayne has fallen asleep in sarisises arms by now. Or at least fallen out on the floor.

Saris just decided to accept it as a joke for the sake of her own sanity. She sighed and began heading towards where she presumed the bedroom was.

“Thank you. I’ll get this guy to sleep. Do you need me to carry you anywhere?” She kept her voice low, not wanting to wake up Kayne.

”yeah! Bring me to the bedroom it should be pretty obvious where I go! It should be the door on the left . Bring me in when you have the arm space “

yorick would try to be more silent failing miserably as he has no volume control.

“rude…”

“Let me know if you need to know anything else ! Just ask “

he won’t tell you.

Saris ignored Yorick, expecting Elijah will speak up for her. For now, she had to get Kayne tucked in.

“Rude? Sorry, I’m confused, what do you mean? Was it related to what you said earlier?” He glanced around before dropping his voice. “Is there cameras?”

yorick would give a short salute presumably what he did to saris. ”not here! Forget what I said about that. ! Just…ehh im not sure I could explain it”

He shouldn’t.

“may I ask why you would give him beer in the first place?”

he sounds a little less hippy skippy saying this. Being a bit more serious

Saris returned and she got closer to Yorick, sitting at the kitchen table.

Elijah sat next to her, falling quiet once more.

”but on the previous note narrator was just being a jerk. And there’s apsolutly no cameras here! The whole reason he got you here instead of the front. ! Something about invasion of privacy ?”

“On another note it’s..my job to know stuff something something vanguard. I take restaurant orders it’s still information gathering”

“Wow it’s weirdly silent…”

“I hope that clears things up!”

“Narrator?” Elijah questioned.

But Saris kept talking, “and either way, if I find out there’s cameras back here and you knew about them. I’m going to be pissed.”

“But sooo if there were cameras back here and I dident know about them I wouldn’t be at fault ? For clarification! ”

his thoughts are all over the place nearly like it’s meant to deceive or confuse you.

“hey!”

Elijah was…so confused…but he could ask about this later.

Yorick would get the wiggles out by moving his tail a wee bit wagging it like a puppy.

"aw man i think if we got into a fight i would loose because i cant exactly dropkick when i don't have legs. “

yorick would ramble on to himself

”well there’s no cameras I know of!…no scotch for me ! I can exactly just guess at what I should say.

but "deal me in like a pack of cards! Just ask away ! I’m not exactly a mind reader so I don’t know what you want. I was also..sleeping electric dreams! So what is relevant? “

yorick would look to the two for a clear answer.

in the meantime thinking of what he would ask about. Yorick would be too tempted to know more more more. It was after all still his whole existence (pointless.)

“We’re trying to clear Kayne from his deal so anything related to that. At the very least, we want him to have more freedom.”

Saris seemed more fixated on a different fact, “So, you agree to the deal?”

“Excellent,” she settled down, all signs of distress evaporating in an instant.

“I won’t count that as a question, don’t worry, but I was talking about his contract. Kayne made a contract with some terms that injure his quality of life so we want to undo it.”

"....uh the paper kind of near me? i presume. " yorick has no idea still but tries his best "but undo it how?... " "uh ..uhhh UUUUUUHUYYYYHH”

yorick exe has stopped responding

“no wait I’ve got it! “

Saris paused, giving him a minute, while Elijah seemed to be freaking out about the whole error screen. After he rebooted, he calmed down once again.

“Yes, that paper right there. The contract to work at this place.”

yorick would make a few dial up noises before turning on again. “ah sorry about that I think…someone tried to use the computer..oh well!”

yorick would say it like it made any sense.

nonsense

“Could you turn it to me? I can’t read like this!”

“No worries and yeah, my apologies.”

She turned it to him.

Yorick would start reading over it every term everything. Hes a good reader

“ha! This looks weirdly like my own contract just without the whole section about…hm what was it again”

yorick would ponder real hard. Making a few noises.

“ body! Right body ! Previous and now ! None of us were like this Kayne wasent a…well I don’t have a name for it but fakelathoptep and I a phone! “

“well like put a lot of the common traits of one in him anyway…can’t be good for his brain im going way off track”

“No, it certainly couldn’t be. Any major body and memory changes are going to often come with detrimental side effects.”

Elijah’s face soured. Guess that was a sore subject.

“If you’d like, I can try to free you from your deal as well.”

“A deal that changes someone’s body often comes with disastrous consequences,” Saris explained.

“And I’m sure I can get you a printer. I would be glad to help you.”

She waved her hand and a printer appeared next to him.

yorick would look surprised before relaxing. “Ah…I see! “

it might explain a few things behaviors… “Uh do you need to plug it in? Do you need to plug me in?”

yorick would ask about the printer. Yorick doesn't have blutooth now does he?

She raised an eyebrow, trying to scan Yorick’s anatomy over, “Uh…I actually have no clue…However you think would work best I suppose?”

Saris nodded and did so.

yorick would focus really hard on printing. a few sheets of white paper would come out. the font is comic sans. ........ew objectively one of the worst fonts ever to grace this universe.

Elijah couldn’t hold back his grimace. Out of all fonts…that one? Saris remained stone-faced though, despite having a similar feeling.

Elijah and Saris began reading it over, Elijah much less happier than Saris to have it printed out.

It’s surprisingly readable

No horrible soda spills here

Although a bit nonsensical in wording

“Did you block out section five?” She wasn’t scolding but was clearly not pleased.

Elijah was finished reading as well, “and who is your current host?”

”did ?? “

Yes yorick certainly did block out section 5. Intentional or not was the question.

“oh…well I kind of just know them by heart I guess”

“well my current host is well this ! I believe they shoved a tooth somewhere and now I’m like this!”

“Well, I don’t so I’m going to need an uncensored, unedited version,” she sighed.

“And can you specify the tooth and host thing more? That’s not exactly something I’m familiar with. So, your host is the fast food place?”

"well shucks....is there more paper in here?"

“Are you wanting to be free? I’m a tad confused due to your tone,” she blinked.

“But yes, there’s more paper in there. Where is your tooth?”

"i do want to be free i just cant be giving out this kind of sensitive information for free! you would understand right? "

Yorick would print out again only the part with the phone numbers.

"and as for the tooth i would have no clue i didn't watch them put it in. its somewhere in there. sssoooooomewwwwwhhhheeeerree. im sure if you pryed me open enough to my wires youd find it. "

“Give me everything or I’m not working with you. End. Of. Story,” she stood, propping her hands on the table.

“I need full cooperation.”

Elijah tensed. Goddammit, okay, this was going to be like pulling out teeth and likely it won’t be Yorick’s tooth.

"and what do you consider an everything? the phone numbers? i need details to function miss. check the paper."

"look we need to work together you just need to ask! there's nothing I've tried to intentionally leave out so far"

" as ive said i have da bosses phone number i could have told em any number of things. i wont because its counterintuitive to our goals. "

ask the questions that need to be asked.

She rubbed her temples. Don’t get a headache. Please, don’t get a headache.

“but in regards to this place please be more spesific”

ant-fella

“All of those phone numbers would be nice. Say, do you have access to unredacted document?”

”I think I do it would probably take longer for me to produce…”

He’s of course scared to give out information their allways watching ….hes trying

“it’s more than one phone number but I can allway just like…call them it just comes to me you know?”

Elijah hummed, “Do you like that body that you’re in?”

“I might take a few hours to get the information I can’t just exactly pull it out from thin air I have to get my sources!”

“but to answer your question I don’t really do…sure it’s better than none but I just wish I had appendages you know?”

“but um..you two can hang the night…it’s pretty late and you should be getting some sleep! I’ll gather the information “

@limitless-liminals

but as for the former he is just taking orders customers and his bosses orders for the day as well as some order for himself..

even despite the several seconds of silence Kayne would decide to go ahead and talk maybe they just needed a bit of encouragement to talk

"welcome to raising Kayne's how may i serve you?" he would rattle off his usual spiel expecting the usual order to come forth so he could continue going on with his job.

it wasn't completely unusual to see this type of entity there was that annoying bastard who happened to be a doll who killed everyone in a rage.

where the hell was this things face?

*It’s quite rude to judge appearances, y’know?*

The voice cut through his mind like a knife would a plate of titanium. Not very smoothly.

*Hey, my voice isn’t THAT grating!*

I never said it was. Sorry, sorry, ahem, let me get back to my descriptions though.

The face only continued to stare until it tipped its round head to the side and…

*Off with their head!*

The head plopped onto the floor and rolled smoothly, not stopping even when it ran into other customers.

" WHAT THE APSOLUTE [BEEP] "

"WHAT the HELL do you WANT?!?!?"

*Meow, meow, meow!*

The laugh track of our audience could be heard through every wall of the building.

*I thought we got rid of that thing. It always felt too fake.*

Meh, the boss like it.

The head rolled around the counter in a controlled manner, heading straight for you. Doesn’t its smile look friendly?

.......................

creepy why can they do that? i kind of wish yorick was here at least he was tolerable... its like this thing is like arthur lester...whats the deal...

...hm..i wonder if i can..

KAYNE WOULD FEEL THE SUDDEN URGE TO GO GET YORICK two minds are better than...whatever the hell is going on here.

kayne needs to flee anyway that thing is getting closer.

hewould start running to the back. to WHO KNOWS WHERE TO GET WHO KNOWS WHAT.

" KNIFE... [BEEP [BEEP] [BEEP] getawaygetawaygetaway"

The moment he had to think and react to the situation was too short to do anything properly before his other leg followed, and went down just as quickly.

You were falling.

That much was clear, but the descent seemed infinite with no end in sight. Matter of fact, with the amount of TV static in your vision, it was impossible to say if you could see at all.

.........oh this couldn't have been easy now could it!

"OH WHAT IN THE APOSULTE [BEEP] "

he would try to reach out at anything he could grab onto to escape this hole failing miserably.

kayne could never have a normal day could he? could he! of course not.

not here not now.

kayne braced himself for any sort of impact that would be soon to come. if there's one thing he hated more than [insert here]

it was the vast. like that one time he got stuck in a corn maze. there was too much corn we will not tell you more.

Kayne could of course waste his lungs on screaming but such a thing seemed pointless.

the best thing to do was to wait for an end. like death perhaps?

he would still end up back at home right?

I HATE THIS

[insert here]…? We will not tell you more? That’s typically not how this goes…? Hold on…let me get connected with management.

*KNOCK KNOCK, Is someone is there?*

Kiki! There’s procedures!

*we’re both wondering it!*

”what the hell is going on!? What the hell are you going on about!?”

Kayne would continue falling. It was surprisingly not fun at all. Nothing like portal ….even if he wanted to get away he couldn’t as teleporting requires NOT BEING IN THE Air.

“Oh Waffle House… oh bloody dagger give me death something something can’t remember”

Kayne would try to summon his trusty dagger to get the hell out of this awful situation… it would instead slip out of his hands…

butterfingers

“[beep]”

*Give me liberty or give me death? Is that what you’re quoting..? Why are you quoting that right now? Odd…ANYWAYS GET OUT HERE NARRATOR AND TELL US! I KNOW YOU’RE IN HERE!*

You would continue falling, eyes still remaining nothing but a blur. You’d think a floor should arrive soon…right..?

Of course they wouldn’t know the…this kind of thing…morons and of course Kayne couldn’t get his bloody dagger back.

“ Whoever the hell you are get me the [beep] out of here!”

….who the fuck do you think you are!? You…can’t just!

……

I don’t have to tell you anything! why don’t you tell me why you can just know about us!?

He’s in our power now. He can fall forever if we wish. We have plenty to narrate, you won’t have anything but bland static. So, you don’t have to tell us stuff.

She giggled *Yeah!*

………….

……….. wow i sure loved the part where you explained any of your bullshit ! I’m still not telling you anything if you can’t even answer a single question.

”you know what I’ll just close my eyes and hope this blows over”

hmph ! If I had a body you could probably see I’m crossing my arms and sticking my tounge at you and also I’m flipping you off. It’s cause I’m so much better than you.

……..

*They…did explain it all…? Or— hold on, how many of us do you think there are?*

Kayne only kept falling.

Down

you and the voice I can’t hear now can I? What? You forget there’s still a mental block ? If the whole universe could hear us they would probably go insane now wouldn’t they?

I’m being sarcastic by the wa we

I can only hear you in full clarity

so explain .

excuse you. you have no right to just hold us hostage! i don't care about you or your curiosity put me back! gods... at least take us to dinner first!

you could have done this in so many different ways. was falling really your only option?!

.........................

......................

but fine ill play your little stupid game so explain what the hell you want!

*Do you think this is romantic? I mean…I can take you out to dinner and then I’ll tuck you into bed with me and we can kiss and cuddle and—*

KIKI..?

*—What? We’d do it together of course!*

….I don’t think that’s what they meant. As lovely as that sounds, I think there was a miscommunication.

*…Oops…ANYWAYS…uh, yeah, it’s the only option we got right now! Anyways, tell me what you censored before!*

i just meant to make things nicer. even if i cant technically eat it would be an improvement than the void. but yeah take my out to dinner it would be a significant improvement.

.....

IS THERE SOME SORT OF SWITCH YOU CAN TURN ON SO I CAN HEAR whatever you're talking to.

.....as for what the hell i censored before i couldn't think of anything.

but if you want a real answer his own flesh he is in a constant state of pain and misery. he hates himself.

*Have you seen the guy? Of course he hates himself! I would too!*

Be right back, I’m gonna go look for that spare mic. This one only lets me do my normal stuff.

*Theyre gonna go try and find a way to talk to you though! Typically, they aren’t needing to talk directly to people.*

ok rude i don't see you having to commentate over his life every day.

but you can never hate him as much as i do. you don't know what its like half of what i have to go through with him.

but yeah... go find a something its not awfully fun to have a one sided conversation.

*Blah, blah, blah, quit complaining. I comment on a lot of people’s jobs and I love my life and this job is great. Blah, blah, shut your yap.*

Kiki, I’m back! Is this thing on? Can you hear me? One two three, testing?

is that your crude impression of me ? otherwise no comment it doesn’t deserve words. You can’t anger me I’m fine.

and yes I can hear you loud and clear. So that’s your name? Hm. Stupid.

now what the hell do you want to know so we can get this over with.

*Im curious about a lot of things! And I bet you don’t even have a name other than “narrator” so you can’t be talking.*

Kiki, we have to get this thing on a roll. You know what they said about letting someone fall for an extended period of time.

*Only in certain circumstances and I can’t abuse the right.* she sighed

*First question! Why are you different?*

i don't need a name names are stupid. I'm not being put in a box like that what did you pick your own name or something?

ehhh Kayne will be fine he’s been in worse this is really the least of my worry’s still this would be better at dinner though. I might answer more your making it hard to think.

But classify different. I can’t define if I don’t know what you’re thinking right.

*We should bring him here so we can actually take them to dinner!*

Kiki, you know how I feel about most people actually seeing me. Besides, they aren’t exactly happy with you.

*Hmmm…true…I’ll set up a huge curtain for you to go behind!*

Did you just ignore the hate part?

*Yep! Because with enough love, anyone can be joyous. As for my questioonnnnnn, why aren’t you dull like the other narrators? You got more pizzaz.*

I’m just saying dinner makes me think more clearly ! If I had hands I would be raising them at you .

I’m also saying a fancy dinner would improve my mood.

ugh it’s a whole other story. All you need to know is that he can hear me and that’s a issue andihatehim

But I guess I became more aware after…I could be heard talked to one could say…anything else.

*Oh! Should I bring him along too? I wanna meet the guy.*

I quite like just describing in most circumstances. I don’t like being made aware I’m existing 24/7. I like choosing when that happens freely.

*That makes sense though! Do you want me to drop Kayne now though? I can take you out to dinner later…but you might need a body.*

you can if you want but if you want an opinion don't its really annoying and it never shuts up.

i swear....ugh

......wait what do you mean 'drop kayne' like at his house orrrr what? i need details you!

but yeah i don't have much of a body so that would be great...make it mysterious if you can

*Im a yapper though…*

I’m not. Please, I’m not getting him. Besides, I don’t like the front rooms.

I’ll try my best to help as well.

*OH! As for the dropping, Kayne would be dropping into where he was intended to land in the first place. People call it the backrooms or whatever.*

oh that place…i have no faith in Him i know he’s seen like 5 vidio essays and one game but I don’t think rapidly pressing e can get him out of this

some body is better than no body…Tch yorick allways complains. prick.

…..strange I diddent travel with Kayne though….shame eh….why would I care

bring me along I guess. Wherever you are I guess I have to follow.

@limitless-liminals

but as for the former he is just taking orders customers and his bosses orders for the day as well as some order for himself..

even despite the several seconds of silence Kayne would decide to go ahead and talk maybe they just needed a bit of encouragement to talk

"welcome to raising Kayne's how may i serve you?" he would rattle off his usual spiel expecting the usual order to come forth so he could continue going on with his job.

it wasn't completely unusual to see this type of entity there was that annoying bastard who happened to be a doll who killed everyone in a rage.

where the hell was this things face?

*It’s quite rude to judge appearances, y’know?*

The voice cut through his mind like a knife would a plate of titanium. Not very smoothly.

*Hey, my voice isn’t THAT grating!*

I never said it was. Sorry, sorry, ahem, let me get back to my descriptions though.

The face only continued to stare until it tipped its round head to the side and…

*Off with their head!*

The head plopped onto the floor and rolled smoothly, not stopping even when it ran into other customers.

" WHAT THE APSOLUTE [BEEP] "

"WHAT the HELL do you WANT?!?!?"

*Meow, meow, meow!*

The laugh track of our audience could be heard through every wall of the building.

*I thought we got rid of that thing. It always felt too fake.*

Meh, the boss like it.

The head rolled around the counter in a controlled manner, heading straight for you. Doesn’t its smile look friendly?

.......................

creepy why can they do that? i kind of wish yorick was here at least he was tolerable... its like this thing is like arthur lester...whats the deal...

...hm..i wonder if i can..

KAYNE WOULD FEEL THE SUDDEN URGE TO GO GET YORICK two minds are better than...whatever the hell is going on here.

kayne needs to flee anyway that thing is getting closer.

hewould start running to the back. to WHO KNOWS WHERE TO GET WHO KNOWS WHAT.

" KNIFE... [BEEP [BEEP] [BEEP] getawaygetawaygetaway"

The moment he had to think and react to the situation was too short to do anything properly before his other leg followed, and went down just as quickly.

You were falling.

That much was clear, but the descent seemed infinite with no end in sight. Matter of fact, with the amount of TV static in your vision, it was impossible to say if you could see at all.

.........oh this couldn't have been easy now could it!

"OH WHAT IN THE APOSULTE [BEEP] "

he would try to reach out at anything he could grab onto to escape this hole failing miserably.

kayne could never have a normal day could he? could he! of course not.

not here not now.

kayne braced himself for any sort of impact that would be soon to come. if there's one thing he hated more than [insert here]

it was the vast. like that one time he got stuck in a corn maze. there was too much corn we will not tell you more.

Kayne could of course waste his lungs on screaming but such a thing seemed pointless.

the best thing to do was to wait for an end. like death perhaps?

he would still end up back at home right?

I HATE THIS

[insert here]…? We will not tell you more? That’s typically not how this goes…? Hold on…let me get connected with management.

*KNOCK KNOCK, Is someone is there?*

Kiki! There’s procedures!

*we’re both wondering it!*

”what the hell is going on!? What the hell are you going on about!?”

Kayne would continue falling. It was surprisingly not fun at all. Nothing like portal ….even if he wanted to get away he couldn’t as teleporting requires NOT BEING IN THE Air.

“Oh Waffle House… oh bloody dagger give me death something something can’t remember”

Kayne would try to summon his trusty dagger to get the hell out of this awful situation… it would instead slip out of his hands…

butterfingers

“[beep]”

*Give me liberty or give me death? Is that what you’re quoting..? Why are you quoting that right now? Odd…ANYWAYS GET OUT HERE NARRATOR AND TELL US! I KNOW YOU’RE IN HERE!*

You would continue falling, eyes still remaining nothing but a blur. You’d think a floor should arrive soon…right..?

Of course they wouldn’t know the…this kind of thing…morons and of course Kayne couldn’t get his bloody dagger back.

“ Whoever the hell you are get me the [beep] out of here!”

….who the fuck do you think you are!? You…can’t just!

……

I don’t have to tell you anything! why don’t you tell me why you can just know about us!?

He’s in our power now. He can fall forever if we wish. We have plenty to narrate, you won’t have anything but bland static. So, you don’t have to tell us stuff.

She giggled *Yeah!*

………….

……….. wow i sure loved the part where you explained any of your bullshit ! I’m still not telling you anything if you can’t even answer a single question.

”you know what I’ll just close my eyes and hope this blows over”

hmph ! If I had a body you could probably see I’m crossing my arms and sticking my tounge at you and also I’m flipping you off. It’s cause I’m so much better than you.

……..

*They…did explain it all…? Or— hold on, how many of us do you think there are?*

Kayne only kept falling.

Down

you and the voice I can’t hear now can I? What? You forget there’s still a mental block ? If the whole universe could hear us they would probably go insane now wouldn’t they?

I’m being sarcastic by the wa we

I can only hear you in full clarity

so explain .

excuse you. you have no right to just hold us hostage! i don't care about you or your curiosity put me back! gods... at least take us to dinner first!

you could have done this in so many different ways. was falling really your only option?!

.........................

......................

but fine ill play your little stupid game so explain what the hell you want!

*Do you think this is romantic? I mean…I can take you out to dinner and then I’ll tuck you into bed with me and we can kiss and cuddle and—*

KIKI..?

*—What? We’d do it together of course!*

….I don’t think that’s what they meant. As lovely as that sounds, I think there was a miscommunication.

*…Oops…ANYWAYS…uh, yeah, it’s the only option we got right now! Anyways, tell me what you censored before!*

i just meant to make things nicer. even if i cant technically eat it would be an improvement than the void. but yeah take my out to dinner it would be a significant improvement.

.....

IS THERE SOME SORT OF SWITCH YOU CAN TURN ON SO I CAN HEAR whatever you're talking to.

.....as for what the hell i censored before i couldn't think of anything.

but if you want a real answer his own flesh he is in a constant state of pain and misery. he hates himself.

*Have you seen the guy? Of course he hates himself! I would too!*

Be right back, I’m gonna go look for that spare mic. This one only lets me do my normal stuff.

*Theyre gonna go try and find a way to talk to you though! Typically, they aren’t needing to talk directly to people.*

ok rude i don't see you having to commentate over his life every day.

but you can never hate him as much as i do. you don't know what its like half of what i have to go through with him.

but yeah... go find a something its not awfully fun to have a one sided conversation.

*Blah, blah, blah, quit complaining. I comment on a lot of people’s jobs and I love my life and this job is great. Blah, blah, shut your yap.*

Kiki, I’m back! Is this thing on? Can you hear me? One two three, testing?

is that your crude impression of me ? otherwise no comment it doesn’t deserve words. You can’t anger me I’m fine.

and yes I can hear you loud and clear. So that’s your name? Hm. Stupid.

now what the hell do you want to know so we can get this over with.

*Im curious about a lot of things! And I bet you don’t even have a name other than “narrator” so you can’t be talking.*

Kiki, we have to get this thing on a roll. You know what they said about letting someone fall for an extended period of time.

*Only in certain circumstances and I can’t abuse the right.* she sighed

*First question! Why are you different?*

i don't need a name names are stupid. I'm not being put in a box like that what did you pick your own name or something?

ehhh Kayne will be fine he’s been in worse this is really the least of my worry’s still this would be better at dinner though. I might answer more your making it hard to think.

But classify different. I can’t define if I don’t know what you’re thinking right.

*We should bring him here so we can actually take them to dinner!*

Kiki, you know how I feel about most people actually seeing me. Besides, they aren’t exactly happy with you.

*Hmmm…true…I’ll set up a huge curtain for you to go behind!*

Did you just ignore the hate part?

*Yep! Because with enough love, anyone can be joyous. As for my questioonnnnnn, why aren’t you dull like the other narrators? You got more pizzaz.*

I’m just saying dinner makes me think more clearly ! If I had hands I would be raising them at you .

I’m also saying a fancy dinner would improve my mood.

ugh it’s a whole other story. All you need to know is that he can hear me and that’s a issue andihatehim

But I guess I became more aware after…I could be heard talked to one could say…anything else.

*Oh! Should I bring him along too? I wanna meet the guy.*

I quite like just describing in most circumstances. I don’t like being made aware I’m existing 24/7. I like choosing when that happens freely.

*That makes sense though! Do you want me to drop Kayne now though? I can take you out to dinner later…but you might need a body.*

you can if you want but if you want an opinion don't its really annoying and it never shuts up.

i swear....ugh

......wait what do you mean 'drop kayne' like at his house orrrr what? i need details you!

but yeah i don't have much of a body so that would be great...make it mysterious if you can

@limitless-liminals

but as for the former he is just taking orders customers and his bosses orders for the day as well as some order for himself..

even despite the several seconds of silence Kayne would decide to go ahead and talk maybe they just needed a bit of encouragement to talk

"welcome to raising Kayne's how may i serve you?" he would rattle off his usual spiel expecting the usual order to come forth so he could continue going on with his job.

it wasn't completely unusual to see this type of entity there was that annoying bastard who happened to be a doll who killed everyone in a rage.

where the hell was this things face?

*It’s quite rude to judge appearances, y’know?*

The voice cut through his mind like a knife would a plate of titanium. Not very smoothly.

*Hey, my voice isn’t THAT grating!*

I never said it was. Sorry, sorry, ahem, let me get back to my descriptions though.

The face only continued to stare until it tipped its round head to the side and…

*Off with their head!*

The head plopped onto the floor and rolled smoothly, not stopping even when it ran into other customers.

" WHAT THE APSOLUTE [BEEP] "

"WHAT the HELL do you WANT?!?!?"

*Meow, meow, meow!*

The laugh track of our audience could be heard through every wall of the building.

*I thought we got rid of that thing. It always felt too fake.*

Meh, the boss like it.

The head rolled around the counter in a controlled manner, heading straight for you. Doesn’t its smile look friendly?

.......................

creepy why can they do that? i kind of wish yorick was here at least he was tolerable... its like this thing is like arthur lester...whats the deal...

...hm..i wonder if i can..

KAYNE WOULD FEEL THE SUDDEN URGE TO GO GET YORICK two minds are better than...whatever the hell is going on here.

kayne needs to flee anyway that thing is getting closer.

hewould start running to the back. to WHO KNOWS WHERE TO GET WHO KNOWS WHAT.

" KNIFE... [BEEP [BEEP] [BEEP] getawaygetawaygetaway"

The moment he had to think and react to the situation was too short to do anything properly before his other leg followed, and went down just as quickly.

You were falling.

That much was clear, but the descent seemed infinite with no end in sight. Matter of fact, with the amount of TV static in your vision, it was impossible to say if you could see at all.

.........oh this couldn't have been easy now could it!

"OH WHAT IN THE APOSULTE [BEEP] "

he would try to reach out at anything he could grab onto to escape this hole failing miserably.

kayne could never have a normal day could he? could he! of course not.

not here not now.

kayne braced himself for any sort of impact that would be soon to come. if there's one thing he hated more than [insert here]

it was the vast. like that one time he got stuck in a corn maze. there was too much corn we will not tell you more.

Kayne could of course waste his lungs on screaming but such a thing seemed pointless.

the best thing to do was to wait for an end. like death perhaps?

he would still end up back at home right?

I HATE THIS

[insert here]…? We will not tell you more? That’s typically not how this goes…? Hold on…let me get connected with management.

*KNOCK KNOCK, Is someone is there?*

Kiki! There’s procedures!

*we’re both wondering it!*

”what the hell is going on!? What the hell are you going on about!?”

Kayne would continue falling. It was surprisingly not fun at all. Nothing like portal ….even if he wanted to get away he couldn’t as teleporting requires NOT BEING IN THE Air.

“Oh Waffle House… oh bloody dagger give me death something something can’t remember”

Kayne would try to summon his trusty dagger to get the hell out of this awful situation… it would instead slip out of his hands…

butterfingers

“[beep]”

*Give me liberty or give me death? Is that what you’re quoting..? Why are you quoting that right now? Odd…ANYWAYS GET OUT HERE NARRATOR AND TELL US! I KNOW YOU’RE IN HERE!*

You would continue falling, eyes still remaining nothing but a blur. You’d think a floor should arrive soon…right..?

Of course they wouldn’t know the…this kind of thing…morons and of course Kayne couldn’t get his bloody dagger back.

“ Whoever the hell you are get me the [beep] out of here!”

….who the fuck do you think you are!? You…can’t just!

……

I don’t have to tell you anything! why don’t you tell me why you can just know about us!?

He’s in our power now. He can fall forever if we wish. We have plenty to narrate, you won’t have anything but bland static. So, you don’t have to tell us stuff.

She giggled *Yeah!*

………….

……….. wow i sure loved the part where you explained any of your bullshit ! I’m still not telling you anything if you can’t even answer a single question.

”you know what I’ll just close my eyes and hope this blows over”

hmph ! If I had a body you could probably see I’m crossing my arms and sticking my tounge at you and also I’m flipping you off. It’s cause I’m so much better than you.

……..

*They…did explain it all…? Or— hold on, how many of us do you think there are?*

Kayne only kept falling.

Down

you and the voice I can’t hear now can I? What? You forget there’s still a mental block ? If the whole universe could hear us they would probably go insane now wouldn’t they?

I’m being sarcastic by the wa we

I can only hear you in full clarity

so explain .

excuse you. you have no right to just hold us hostage! i don't care about you or your curiosity put me back! gods... at least take us to dinner first!

you could have done this in so many different ways. was falling really your only option?!

.........................

......................

but fine ill play your little stupid game so explain what the hell you want!

*Do you think this is romantic? I mean…I can take you out to dinner and then I’ll tuck you into bed with me and we can kiss and cuddle and—*

KIKI..?

*—What? We’d do it together of course!*

….I don’t think that’s what they meant. As lovely as that sounds, I think there was a miscommunication.

*…Oops…ANYWAYS…uh, yeah, it’s the only option we got right now! Anyways, tell me what you censored before!*

i just meant to make things nicer. even if i cant technically eat it would be an improvement than the void. but yeah take my out to dinner it would be a significant improvement.

.....

IS THERE SOME SORT OF SWITCH YOU CAN TURN ON SO I CAN HEAR whatever you're talking to.

.....as for what the hell i censored before i couldn't think of anything.

but if you want a real answer his own flesh he is in a constant state of pain and misery. he hates himself.

*Have you seen the guy? Of course he hates himself! I would too!*

Be right back, I’m gonna go look for that spare mic. This one only lets me do my normal stuff.

*Theyre gonna go try and find a way to talk to you though! Typically, they aren’t needing to talk directly to people.*

ok rude i don't see you having to commentate over his life every day.

but you can never hate him as much as i do. you don't know what its like half of what i have to go through with him.

but yeah... go find a something its not awfully fun to have a one sided conversation.

*Blah, blah, blah, quit complaining. I comment on a lot of people’s jobs and I love my life and this job is great. Blah, blah, shut your yap.*

Kiki, I’m back! Is this thing on? Can you hear me? One two three, testing?

is that your crude impression of me ? otherwise no comment it doesn’t deserve words. You can’t anger me I’m fine.

and yes I can hear you loud and clear. So that’s your name? Hm. Stupid.

now what the hell do you want to know so we can get this over with.

*Im curious about a lot of things! And I bet you don’t even have a name other than “narrator” so you can’t be talking.*

Kiki, we have to get this thing on a roll. You know what they said about letting someone fall for an extended period of time.

*Only in certain circumstances and I can’t abuse the right.* she sighed

*First question! Why are you different?*

i don't need a name names are stupid. I'm not being put in a box like that what did you pick your own name or something?

ehhh Kayne will be fine he’s been in worse this is really the least of my worry’s still this would be better at dinner though. I might answer more your making it hard to think.

But classify different. I can’t define if I don’t know what you’re thinking right.

*We should bring him here so we can actually take them to dinner!*

Kiki, you know how I feel about most people actually seeing me. Besides, they aren’t exactly happy with you.

*Hmmm…true…I’ll set up a huge curtain for you to go behind!*

Did you just ignore the hate part?

*Yep! Because with enough love, anyone can be joyous. As for my questioonnnnnn, why aren’t you dull like the other narrators? You got more pizzaz.*

I’m just saying dinner makes me think more clearly ! If I had hands I would be raising them at you .

I’m also saying a fancy dinner would improve my mood.

ugh it’s a whole other story. All you need to know is that he can hear me and that’s a issue andihatehim

But I guess I became more aware after…I could be heard talked to one could say…anything else.

-📜&🐚 ( @lepi-rp-sideblog )

"--i mean i like the shapeshifting bug monsters and like discord and those other two but i don't really see it."

" aw come-on kayne yer just mad about how the corporations canceled two of yer shows. you watch plenty of weird stuff!"

Kayne's leaning against the counter while talking on- wait no to a white analog phone. huh.

"fiiine but I'm still choosing. vampires are objectively the best thing ever! "

he seems to not notice you as he's a bit preoccupied with his conversation.

Saris’ voice was soft, unobtrusive, “Hello, is now an alright time?”

She got closer until she was at the counter, smiling at the pair of them. Elijah stayed a distance apart, cautious about the odd phone…phones don’t do that. Why is a phone doing that?

Saris glanced (if you can call it that with a blindfold) over her shoulder and Elijah sped up to be at her side. Right, this isn’t a normal human establishment. Weird stuff happens.

kayne would look up quite a bit surprised at actually seeing you here

" uh yeah this should be a fine time. "

the phone would seemly look both of you over. (does it even have an eye? why does it look like its smiling?? )

Kayne would come to a realization. that being the fact he has not introduced his friend.

"this is Yorick. he's a phone and a great roomie. please don't ask about it. he uh takes all the calls around here and somehow is pure of heart. i have no idea how "

“It’s nice to meet you. You can call me Saris and this is Elijah,” she held back a handshake, unsure of how that would work.

Elijah just waved, “I won’t ask, no worries.”

“Assuming Kayne told you about what we talked about, would you like to join in on the conversation? If that’s alright with Kayne, of course.”

Typically, she would allow for more small talk but with the uncertainty of time and whether her presence might provoke the bosses’ attention, she opted to cut straight to the chase.

” that’s fine with me after all he’s the friend I was talking about with the whole contracts and deals”

ah! This must have been who he was talking about with the whole ‘certain freedoms for a friend’

“yeah that’s fine with me I like talking :3 “

It is after all kind of yoricks whole job.

“uhhh you want to come in the very back? there’s significantly less cameras…I think you can probably guess who watches them.

Talking in plain view would certainly be one way to get their attention.

“ it’s where I live with yorick cuz of the whole illness thing.“

“Wherever you want to talk is completely fine with me,” she nodded.

Elijah got closer to Yorick, still eyeing him up curiously. Huh…his eyes weren’t deceiving him.

“Do I need to be concerned about any…interruptions?” Specifically from his bosses.

”well then uh follow me then you two.”

Kayne would gesture to the entrance to the counter before moving closer to yorick

yorick would look back and do the same to Elijah looking him over a bit like a excited puppy before being picked up by Kayne and being walked away with.

"none that i know as as far as interruptions people tend to not really come in at night unless their breaking in. never really has happened though. we should be fine."

She hummed in acknowledgement and followed him. Elijah waved awkwardly when they made eye contact(?) before staring at his feet. That was awkward. He didn’t mean to be caught staring.

Once she saw less cameras, Saris broke the silence, “Did you ever end up finding the contract?”

kayne would continue walking to the VERY back of the kitchen. his pace a bit slowed and relaxed.

"oh yeah uh-...should be somewhere...in my room i think i buried it under a pile of junk. it might be a bit stained..it should still be mostly readable though. i hope."

Kayne would reach for a doorknob opening it inwards.

"uh come inside then. make yourself at home? ill go get the contract."

“I might need a translation…”

“I’ll copy it down for you. We’ll need a replica anyhow.”

there’s a few things scattered like cat trees and little toy mice. And normal things for a cat.

Kayne would set yorick down on the coffee table nodding before scurrying off to somewhere else to get the contract.

the couch looks like it’s been scratched on the sides and back. In one of the corners is a black colored cat taking a snooze noisily

it’s pretty small but well lived in overall.

Upon seeing the cat, Elijah immediately perked up and sat down on the floor.

“Pspspsp,” he grinned, grabbing the nearby toy mouse.

Saris laughed under her breath and opted to greet Yorick, “So, you’re in a similar circumstance to Kayne I presume?”

the cat raised her head at the subtitle sounds before before getting up and stretching doing a cute little yawn.

on further inspection this cat much like its owner excretes blood from its appendages. don't ask it just is.

the cat would sniff you before rubbing against your leg shedding quite a lot on you. she stares up at you with those big yellow eyes.

. . .

" yeah! i just want a better body i actually really like my job! there's so many nice people! wouldn't really want to trade it for anything else with Kayne around! "

Yorick is a high optimist compared to Kayne. (who is not)

" its just limiting in this body. i don't really have one actually. it would be nice to at least get an upgrade! a shiny new screen maybe? ehh that's a bit of an ask"

Elijah eventually found the treats and gave her one, petting her head before moving back to trying to play with the toy. He didn’t question the blood but tried to avoid getting clothes dirty.

the cat would eat the treat before yawning. she would purr a bit before taking mild interest in the toy. looking at you like she's expecting you to do something with it. (like throwing it maybe?)

....

" that would be wonderful! i could do so many things! who is the manager anyhow? i heard kayne drunkly mumble something about them not that long ago but i dunno outside of that! "

Elijah grinned and moved it around on the floor sporadically as if it were real. This is typically what he’d do and then the cat would paw at it.

the cat would paw at it with much energy trying to get the mouse with her claws. shes purring.

....

"ah. so that's what he meant... well if you can do anything to get me a body do go ahead! i wont ask what happened between yew two but i hope you can repair it :D"

Kayne would come back with the contract. trying to not touch it much incase he somehow destroys it with his own blood.

“For the sake of us both, I hope so too,” she smiled softly. “I’ll try my best, okay, sweetheart? The Manager isn’t the only person who can give you a body.”

Saris turned around as soon as Kayne entered, seeing his predicament with the blood. She approached him, hands open to take the documents.

“May I?”

Elijah stood up but hesitated, deciding to pick up the cat. If he got blood on his clothes in the process then it was worth it.

“best of luck then!” yorick could only smile(?) in turn at you

Kayne would simple move closer with the contract. ”please do..it’s destroyed enough as is”

he would make moves in order to properly hand it to you stretching out one of his hands

the cat she would use some of her claws to cling onto you for support and of course getting little bits of blood everywhere along with hair. It hurts but how can you say not to a face like that?

Saris took the contract and hummed as she read over it. Elijah peered over her shoulder and winced every so often but used his free hand to pet the cat.

Quite a few parts are being held up with prayers and bad scotch tape.

This contract is legal and binding by signing by any means (see section 7) means that

You agree and consent to every term listed on this contract.

Section one

1. Your soul is ours to do with as we see fit. (see section two)

2. Your working hours will be 7 hours a day with mandated 30 minute breaks. Any overtime spent will be compensated fairly.

3. You will receive a new body to contain any ‘loose threads’. (see section 3) as well as to fit the approved criteria (see section 7.

4 you will get 28 days of paid vacation time and or sick days etcetera

5 Your name will formally be changed to Kayne c raisings from

Ah this part is blacked out How convenient.

you shall not be legally permitted to change or alter it in any sort of form or way using the judicial system. Not even in marriage or divorce. No other exceptions

7 you will receive an employee uniform that you are required to wear at all times (see section 5)

Section two

Your soul will be binded to the establishment as an incentive to keep doing your assigned duties. Failure to maintain the restaurant will be met with extreme action.

Section three

You will receive a new body. Any previous body(s) will be promptly destroyed and disposed of.

Any new or old supernatural or magical abilities will be stifled in order to avoid any incidents or outbursts and will be reduced to the following few.

levitation Telekinesis fire starting teleportation etcetera.

The body that you will receive will be a

The rest of this particular part has been destroyed by some sort of drink? Presumably that is what happened.

Part of section 5 is missing from the prior spill. it seems to only be covering the required uniform. unimportant when being faced with the other information this contract holds.

-slacks company mandated shirt a visor short or tied up hair microphone. Any other is optional or strongly advised.

There is not a section six. Do they really hate the number 6?

Section 7

By signing the contract through the use of any sort of limb writing utensil or means of marking this paper or even verbal agreement shall be binding.

There's a few signatures at the bottom as per any contract.

Caleb Kennedy ramires, the counsel of the great old ones, the taskmaster. Da boss

The list of names goes on far too long. Some of these might even be fake. Or really bad aliases for them to go after.

the cat would only purr in response Kayne would go to sit down on the couch

Saris crossed her legs and folded her hands into her lap, “How much of your contract do you understand?”

Her tone was neutral but similar to a lawyer in court. Elijah seemed much more anxious judging by facial expressions alone.

…..so pretty much nothing wonderful

the cat would put her head down to take a nap once more yorick would say. Nothing staring off somewhere…but probably listening

“…..is that bad “

Elijah cringed, “In the future, please have either me or her read over any contracts you might have. Not reading over contracts is something that ends poorly in most circumstances.”

“If I could, I’d like to get a copy that includes all the missing sections. They tend to skip the number six for some reason as well.”

”I’ll um try my best to um get in contact so I don’t make the same mistake..seems I missed a lot in terms of the… well terms and conditions “

“what sections are even missing ? Can you just magic your way to fix that sort of thing? “

Kayne would try to move away from the topic without anyone noticing.

“We won’t judge you for anything! I promise that we’re pretty open-minded.”

“And no, I can’t magic in something that is nonexistent. Can I read through the several stains better than someone else might be able to? Sure, but not that. I’ll probably need a clean copy.”

Elijah and Saris looked at each other and there seemed to be a silent communication. Elijah’s tattoo flickered before fading and he nodded.

kayne would cross him arms and legs.

" huh..that usually works..[beep]"

hes is not used to failures such as this. he's usually able to just brush them off even if everyone knows about it.

" i dont know. if any of them are real they all seem so.. distant i-[beep] what if i just don't know myself ? ! do i even know myself? "

Kayne would pull on his hair to try to calm down a bit.

"...did i even go to school who the [beep] what is wrong with me"

Kayne's breathing gets noticeably faster. his eyes are a bit wide.

"i don't know ok. is that what you wanted?"

Saris placed a hand on his shoulder. Her hand was frigid as if an ice pack had been set on his skin. Her manicured nails grazed against his shirt, not threatening to grip down.

“Hey, deep breaths. You don’t have to know everything. This isn’t a test. What I’m trying to do is help, not quiz you on everything you’re uncertain about.”

“There’s nothing wrong in not knowing. It likely wasn’t in your control. Let’s start with the stuff you seem to have an idea on: what was your school like?”

Kayne would try to calm down to some success. trying to breath slower.

He was calmer but still feeling like his chest is going to collapse and still struggling to look at anything but the blood on his hands.

"school...huh it was so....SO uhm"

he would let out a nervous chuckle to himself.

"No.. I don't remember anything"

he's resorted to pulling on his pants instead of his hair

"why did you ask about my name earlier what did you read that I never saw?"

this seems like a genuine question maybe a bit of a distraction from the current situation

but should you even tell him anything? Inspire more needless panic?

What do you even do in a situation like this ?

Saris often dealt in memory manipulation although she knew that each case was different. Sometimes, you could trigger memories forward, other times, it was a useless endeavor.

Whether it was a distraction or not meant little to her. She could always return to the topic. Besides, it wasn’t worth pushing him to a panic attack about.

Who even is he? Was this body even his? Was he just wearing someone else’s skin?

” changed? Changed!?”

not the best thing to say but not the worst thing to admit to him.

Kayne would try to take a deep breath before proceeding.

“that would explain a lot like why my name is so stupid. [beep] .any hints of what it could be? Anything at all? l-like a signature or something? “

still even if you found something would it even be a good idea to tell him the whole truth?

Panicked or not, Saris felt no reason to lie. Lying was a way to lose trust if she was found out and that was the last thing she needed. She could handle the repercussions that came with the truth.

He was well aware there were many ways someone could take that away, but he didn’t think now would be a good time for that.

She let him see the many signatures and simultaneously scanned the document for any signs of his name.

yorick fell asleep probably in electric dreams (he's a heavy sleeper)

the signatures read as follow Caleb Kennedy ramires, the counsel of the great old ones, the taskmaster. Da boss shitlo zalgo john archivist drax the destroyer t.s charles c.....

are you sure you want to read more of these ?

"doesn't look like much to me. shame"

the cat would keep readjusting until settling down in a black mass on Kayne's lap. it was nice. he would try to still take long breaths when he could.

".....anything that sticks out?"

Elijah glanced over the names before moving the paper closer to Kayne, “Look at the names and see if any of them stand out to you. Are any people you’ve never heard of?”

“I know it doesn’t look like much to you but I need you to read it over closely. Mentally cross out any names you know is someone else.”

Kayne would pause for around a minute getting up and moving the cat off his lap before getting a peice of paper and writing notes.

his handwriting looks scraggly and as hard to read.

Kayne would cross off titles as… they were not quite names untill he was left with around 4 names.

Cora r Clair,

Watson k smith ,

Caleb K r,

Carson b rose

“Alright, that makes things a lot easier. Do you guys have a list of employees? Or would the bosses maybe have that?”

”well…probably if they did it would probably be really easy as well me and yorick have been consistent …..they tend to die a lot on this job somehow”

“….it would probably have Kayne….though hm. It’s probably something my bosses would have not me”

“Can you get two things for me? I need you to request a copy of your contract and a list of all employees.”

"ill try my best but i make no promises I'm not sure if they would be too eager to just hand out that information because i ask nicely. "

kayne seems to have mostly calmed down or is at least hiding it well.

"your not hiding any other information from me are you? anything worth mentioning?"

“Would you be able to ask them for a copy without being punished?”

" ....hm ill try my best but my reading comprehension sucks. i just struggle with it i don't think its a contract thing.."

but! ill try my best but i make no promises. they might as well be dead with how much they don't return my calls i should have their address...uh somewhere buried under a lot of stuff. "

“If you don’t think they’ll react poorly to my presence, I could come with you.”

Elijah piped up, “Maybe, I should instead? It’s usually less threatening to see a human than a nyarl…”

“Whichever is fine with me, but it depends on Kayne’s judgment.”

Kayne would pause a while before speaking

”I think…I’ll have to think on this for a while…uh sleep on it for ...something I don’t think I’m in the best headspace for any of this.”

it seems a lot has clicked in the past few reading this contract. he wished to have lived in ignorant bliss instead of this agony.

“Take as much time as you need, I understand,” she nodded.

But Elijah took a more direct approach, “Hey, lay down. I’ll get you cook you some food. Do you want some melatonin to make it easier to sleep? I can grab some from my house.”

" .................... "

".......sure. to uh..both...all the cooking ingredients should be in the kitchen...somewhere"

kayne would take off his visor and throw it off somewhere gripping his hair and rubbing his eyes

“What are you thinking right now?”

Saris made a portal for Elijah and when he returned, he set the melatonin on the table for Kayne. He then moved to kitchen, beginning to search through the ingredients at his disposal.

" ............................................"

kayne decides to tell the truth. or some of it at least

".......i dont know who the hell i am. is this flesh even the face i used to call myself? i-i try really hard to remember and it..hurts alot. "

kayne would pull out his trusty flask and down the whole thing.

"................"

“Likely not,” at least she was blunt. “They had a reason to take your name and body from you. At the very least, it was solely for control. At the worst? I can’t say.”

“Whatever they want might be lost if you remember. It’s no surprise it hurts.”

Kanye would take the beer. silently pulling out a bottle opener.

"......hm...thats something to think about.."

kayne would down most of the beer its not a comforting thought.

his flesh was not his own. was he even really a nyarlathotep if they just gave him this body? fraud how much was just what they put over his skin?

"....."

he would stare at his lap. eye contact was too much at the moment.

Saris didn’t break away from her gaze, “What’s going through your mind right now?”

“…and do you want a hug?”

”……just thinking about my memory’s I guess. Trying to…put things together”

Kayne was not one for hugs or much touching for that matter. He decided to just say yes anyway to appear less ill than he was now.

“ but sure.”

Elijah hugged him lightly, unsure how tight of a hug he preferred. He waited for when Kayne would let go, not wanting to release too early.

“Would you like help? Sometimes actually speaking through them can help.”

kayne would let go pretty quickly sitting back down onto the couch clasping his hands against his legs.

"....but that could work ill see what i can recall "

it could at least help dig up something..maybe give some backround? more information?

“Take all the time you need. Dont rush yourself beyond what you can do.”

”…hm well let’s see well there was the time where I got lost in a corn maze…I think I mentioned that one allready. I hate corn so much “

corn mazes are evil things as well as bush mazes mirror mazes are the worst of all.

“….the first time I met my cat gods she just kinda showed up at the resterant and started eating the customers and my staff- it’s hard to stay mad at her when she’s so cute!”

oh. The cat eats people right.

“Ehhh don’t remember much about my customers…. Well there was that …freaks narls I hate them. Why thw [beep] did they have to kill everyone it was such a nightmare to replace everyone .”

he might be rambling just a bit

Where Elijah’s eyes widened and he stepped away from the cat, Saris remained completely calm with a considerate close-lipped smile. She nodded and laughed at the last story.

“Yes, I have to imagine that wasn’t fun. Not to mention the bodies you had to clean up were probably awful.”

“All of that seems regular so far. Think back to what prompted you to join this job.”

the cat would step closer rubbing her head against him. Brushing against.

“eh it fed my cat for a while i wish those bastards dead. If you cant tell I don’t exactly ‘like ‘ other versions of us. Their destructive !“

“But…well I was probably young very dumb and in need of a job. Well people get jobs to..get money..? Money. Probably money”

Despite what he was just told, Elijah couldn’t resist petting a cat. A cat was a cat, even if it happened to eat people.

“Yes, I don’t exactly like certain versions of us either.”

“You mentioned a school. Let’s go back to that. What all do you remember about it? Tell me every fuzzy detail.”

the cat would purr a bit before flopping on the floor in a black furry mound.

" ..what certain versions if you don't mind me asking? i dont see that many others"

“Oh, the one I’ve known the most is The Manager but I’ve heard of plenty others like Campbell, Emcee, and the other Kayne.”

“What about the one that one ant guy sorta knows?”

“Eh, I don’t know enough to say that I actually know them.”

kayne for the briefest of moments would freeze up at the mention of this 'other kayne'

he would take a large swig from the bottle finishing it off

.........hes rambling he must not be clear!

did he even understand at all?

Saris hummed, trying to put the pieces together, “So, you think you were in college? What was your major?”

"mm what does that matter ?....i dropped out and it probably would have lead me nowhere. we don't remember anyway so...whats da point.."

he would slurr and mumble his words a bit

"their prrrobaly dead anyway. "

“It matters because it might help you remember more stuff. You can’t jump to the big events without getting the details that trigger those memories. I’m trying to help with that.”

” I think… musisc?….i don’t know…I wuz a …mmm”

It’s surprising how drunk he got in a pretty short time. Frustrating dunno how it’s affectiving him but…eh

“….hmmmm anything else you got?”

he’s quick to move on from that. It’s probably nothing! :)

“Kayne.”

Saris put both of her hands on his shoulders, making him face her. Elijah tensed.

Kayne would freeze up at being touched trying to pry away. He heard around half your words. “Hmph. “ Kayne would put down the empty bottle as a weird way to oblige.

“..mmh what if I’m like Dora or something and I have regrets and I did something really bad like destroying everything with a jar or something. I..downt know is I wantnt to knwoe that “

Kayne would mumble to himself in some badly sorted mess of words. Yeah his brain is not…wording

He would continue to mumble inttelgbele crap to himself

Saris let her hands fall back down to her side and she sighed, glancing back to Elijah who took it upon himself to throw the empty bottle away.

Could would register the first part of what you said focusing more on that. ”………huh? I’m fine I’m fine !.! “

He’s clearly not ! Hes being hard to deal with a pissy child to say the least! If he got up he would probably slip and fall

“it…it’s like not that late…mmm..”

yorick would wake up from electric dreams bearing witness to what was going on

A whole mess.

“It may not be too late but sometimes it’s better to fall asleep early so you can ensure you get the proper rest,” she tried to guide him to his feet, supporting him in the way up.

“Besides, your bed is much more comfy than here.”

“Nooooooouuu”

Kayne would continue to act like a petulant child

Yorick would shout over to saris from the coffe table

“Ah! Could I keep an eye on hem or something? I usally do that! “

yorick likes watching over Kayne sleep.

“plus he has a few bottles and it wouldn’t be good if he got into those! “

Elijah went to grab him water.

If yorick had a body he would probably nod.

“I wouldn’t be sure as I don’t think they have cameras in his…house invasion of privacy n stuff”

Of course he could be lying. Yorick would mutter something complexly unimportant before speaking

”but how will y’all sleep !? The couch!?”

yorick seems rather distraught over this detail .

“Hm, What was that last part?” Saris raised an eyebrow.

Elijah spoke up for the first time in a while, “The couch is nice! I don’t mind it. You’re talking to someone who goes camping a ton and will sleep on the hard ground.”

“Besides, I can always summon beds.”

”oh! I was muttering something about the narrator I don’t like them”

this was certainly a joke. He’s joking.

“blankets and pillows should be over there if ya need it”

yorick would ‘point’ to a small closet where one would typically store that kind of stuff like quilts or just extra bedsheet sets.

Kayne has fallen asleep in sarisises arms by now. Or at least fallen out on the floor.

Saris just decided to accept it as a joke for the sake of her own sanity. She sighed and began heading towards where she presumed the bedroom was.

“Thank you. I’ll get this guy to sleep. Do you need me to carry you anywhere?” She kept her voice low, not wanting to wake up Kayne.

”yeah! Bring me to the bedroom it should be pretty obvious where I go! It should be the door on the left . Bring me in when you have the arm space “

yorick would try to be more silent failing miserably as he has no volume control.

“rude…”

“Let me know if you need to know anything else ! Just ask “

he won’t tell you.

Saris ignored Yorick, expecting Elijah will speak up for her. For now, she had to get Kayne tucked in.

“Rude? Sorry, I’m confused, what do you mean? Was it related to what you said earlier?” He glanced around before dropping his voice. “Is there cameras?”

yorick would give a short salute presumably what he did to saris. ”not here! Forget what I said about that. ! Just…ehh im not sure I could explain it”

He shouldn’t.

“may I ask why you would give him beer in the first place?”

he sounds a little less hippy skippy saying this. Being a bit more serious

Saris returned and she got closer to Yorick, sitting at the kitchen table.

Elijah sat next to her, falling quiet once more.

”but on the previous note narrator was just being a jerk. And there’s apsolutly no cameras here! The whole reason he got you here instead of the front. ! Something about invasion of privacy ?”

“On another note it’s..my job to know stuff something something vanguard. I take restaurant orders it’s still information gathering”

“Wow it’s weirdly silent…”

“I hope that clears things up!”

“Narrator?” Elijah questioned.

But Saris kept talking, “and either way, if I find out there’s cameras back here and you knew about them. I’m going to be pissed.”

“But sooo if there were cameras back here and I dident know about them I wouldn’t be at fault ? For clarification! ”

his thoughts are all over the place nearly like it’s meant to deceive or confuse you.

“hey!”

Elijah was…so confused…but he could ask about this later.

Yorick would get the wiggles out by moving his tail a wee bit wagging it like a puppy.

"aw man i think if we got into a fight i would loose because i cant exactly dropkick when i don't have legs. “

yorick would ramble on to himself

”well there’s no cameras I know of!…no scotch for me ! I can exactly just guess at what I should say.

but "deal me in like a pack of cards! Just ask away ! I’m not exactly a mind reader so I don’t know what you want. I was also..sleeping electric dreams! So what is relevant? “

yorick would look to the two for a clear answer.

in the meantime thinking of what he would ask about. Yorick would be too tempted to know more more more. It was after all still his whole existence (pointless.)

“We’re trying to clear Kayne from his deal so anything related to that. At the very least, we want him to have more freedom.”

Saris seemed more fixated on a different fact, “So, you agree to the deal?”

“Excellent,” she settled down, all signs of distress evaporating in an instant.

“I won’t count that as a question, don’t worry, but I was talking about his contract. Kayne made a contract with some terms that injure his quality of life so we want to undo it.”

"....uh the paper kind of near me? i presume. " yorick has no idea still but tries his best "but undo it how?... " "uh ..uhhh UUUUUUHUYYYYHH”

yorick exe has stopped responding

“no wait I’ve got it! “

Saris paused, giving him a minute, while Elijah seemed to be freaking out about the whole error screen. After he rebooted, he calmed down once again.

“Yes, that paper right there. The contract to work at this place.”

yorick would make a few dial up noises before turning on again. “ah sorry about that I think…someone tried to use the computer..oh well!”

yorick would say it like it made any sense.

nonsense

“Could you turn it to me? I can’t read like this!”

“No worries and yeah, my apologies.”

She turned it to him.

Yorick would start reading over it every term everything. Hes a good reader

“ha! This looks weirdly like my own contract just without the whole section about…hm what was it again”

yorick would ponder real hard. Making a few noises.

“ body! Right body ! Previous and now ! None of us were like this Kayne wasent a…well I don’t have a name for it but fakelathoptep and I a phone! “

“well like put a lot of the common traits of one in him anyway…can’t be good for his brain im going way off track”

“No, it certainly couldn’t be. Any major body and memory changes are going to often come with detrimental side effects.”

Elijah’s face soured. Guess that was a sore subject.

“If you’d like, I can try to free you from your deal as well.”

“A deal that changes someone’s body often comes with disastrous consequences,” Saris explained.

“And I’m sure I can get you a printer. I would be glad to help you.”

She waved her hand and a printer appeared next to him.

yorick would look surprised before relaxing. “Ah…I see! “

it might explain a few things behaviors… “Uh do you need to plug it in? Do you need to plug me in?”

yorick would ask about the printer. Yorick doesn't have blutooth now does he?

She raised an eyebrow, trying to scan Yorick’s anatomy over, “Uh…I actually have no clue…However you think would work best I suppose?”

Saris nodded and did so.

yorick would focus really hard on printing. a few sheets of white paper would come out. the font is comic sans. ........ew objectively one of the worst fonts ever to grace this universe.

Elijah couldn’t hold back his grimace. Out of all fonts…that one? Saris remained stone-faced though, despite having a similar feeling.

Elijah and Saris began reading it over, Elijah much less happier than Saris to have it printed out.

It’s surprisingly readable

No horrible soda spills here

Although a bit nonsensical in wording

“Did you block out section five?” She wasn’t scolding but was clearly not pleased.

Elijah was finished reading as well, “and who is your current host?”

”did ?? “

Yes yorick certainly did block out section 5. Intentional or not was the question.

“oh…well I kind of just know them by heart I guess”

“well my current host is well this ! I believe they shoved a tooth somewhere and now I’m like this!”

“Well, I don’t so I’m going to need an uncensored, unedited version,” she sighed.

“And can you specify the tooth and host thing more? That’s not exactly something I’m familiar with. So, your host is the fast food place?”

"well shucks....is there more paper in here?"

“Are you wanting to be free? I’m a tad confused due to your tone,” she blinked.

“But yes, there’s more paper in there. Where is your tooth?”

"i do want to be free i just cant be giving out this kind of sensitive information for free! you would understand right? "

Yorick would print out again only the part with the phone numbers.

"and as for the tooth i would have no clue i didn't watch them put it in. its somewhere in there. sssoooooomewwwwwhhhheeeerree. im sure if you pryed me open enough to my wires youd find it. "

“Give me everything or I’m not working with you. End. Of. Story,” she stood, propping her hands on the table.

“I need full cooperation.”

Elijah tensed. Goddammit, okay, this was going to be like pulling out teeth and likely it won’t be Yorick’s tooth.

"and what do you consider an everything? the phone numbers? i need details to function miss. check the paper."

"look we need to work together you just need to ask! there's nothing I've tried to intentionally leave out so far"

" as ive said i have da bosses phone number i could have told em any number of things. i wont because its counterintuitive to our goals. "

ask the questions that need to be asked.

She rubbed her temples. Don’t get a headache. Please, don’t get a headache.

“but in regards to this place please be more spesific”

ant-fella

“All of those phone numbers would be nice. Say, do you have access to unredacted document?”

”I think I do it would probably take longer for me to produce…”

He’s of course scared to give out information their allways watching ….hes trying

“it’s more than one phone number but I can allway just like…call them it just comes to me you know?”

@limitless-liminals

but as for the former he is just taking orders customers and his bosses orders for the day as well as some order for himself..

even despite the several seconds of silence Kayne would decide to go ahead and talk maybe they just needed a bit of encouragement to talk

"welcome to raising Kayne's how may i serve you?" he would rattle off his usual spiel expecting the usual order to come forth so he could continue going on with his job.

it wasn't completely unusual to see this type of entity there was that annoying bastard who happened to be a doll who killed everyone in a rage.

where the hell was this things face?

*It’s quite rude to judge appearances, y’know?*

The voice cut through his mind like a knife would a plate of titanium. Not very smoothly.

*Hey, my voice isn’t THAT grating!*

I never said it was. Sorry, sorry, ahem, let me get back to my descriptions though.

The face only continued to stare until it tipped its round head to the side and…

*Off with their head!*

The head plopped onto the floor and rolled smoothly, not stopping even when it ran into other customers.

" WHAT THE APSOLUTE [BEEP] "

"WHAT the HELL do you WANT?!?!?"

*Meow, meow, meow!*

The laugh track of our audience could be heard through every wall of the building.

*I thought we got rid of that thing. It always felt too fake.*

Meh, the boss like it.

The head rolled around the counter in a controlled manner, heading straight for you. Doesn’t its smile look friendly?

.......................

creepy why can they do that? i kind of wish yorick was here at least he was tolerable... its like this thing is like arthur lester...whats the deal...

...hm..i wonder if i can..

KAYNE WOULD FEEL THE SUDDEN URGE TO GO GET YORICK two minds are better than...whatever the hell is going on here.

kayne needs to flee anyway that thing is getting closer.

hewould start running to the back. to WHO KNOWS WHERE TO GET WHO KNOWS WHAT.

" KNIFE... [BEEP [BEEP] [BEEP] getawaygetawaygetaway"

The moment he had to think and react to the situation was too short to do anything properly before his other leg followed, and went down just as quickly.

You were falling.

That much was clear, but the descent seemed infinite with no end in sight. Matter of fact, with the amount of TV static in your vision, it was impossible to say if you could see at all.

.........oh this couldn't have been easy now could it!

"OH WHAT IN THE APOSULTE [BEEP] "

he would try to reach out at anything he could grab onto to escape this hole failing miserably.

kayne could never have a normal day could he? could he! of course not.

not here not now.

kayne braced himself for any sort of impact that would be soon to come. if there's one thing he hated more than [insert here]

it was the vast. like that one time he got stuck in a corn maze. there was too much corn we will not tell you more.

Kayne could of course waste his lungs on screaming but such a thing seemed pointless.

the best thing to do was to wait for an end. like death perhaps?

he would still end up back at home right?

I HATE THIS

[insert here]…? We will not tell you more? That’s typically not how this goes…? Hold on…let me get connected with management.

*KNOCK KNOCK, Is someone is there?*

Kiki! There’s procedures!

*we’re both wondering it!*

”what the hell is going on!? What the hell are you going on about!?”

Kayne would continue falling. It was surprisingly not fun at all. Nothing like portal ….even if he wanted to get away he couldn’t as teleporting requires NOT BEING IN THE Air.

“Oh Waffle House… oh bloody dagger give me death something something can’t remember”

Kayne would try to summon his trusty dagger to get the hell out of this awful situation… it would instead slip out of his hands…

butterfingers

“[beep]”

*Give me liberty or give me death? Is that what you’re quoting..? Why are you quoting that right now? Odd…ANYWAYS GET OUT HERE NARRATOR AND TELL US! I KNOW YOU’RE IN HERE!*

You would continue falling, eyes still remaining nothing but a blur. You’d think a floor should arrive soon…right..?

Of course they wouldn’t know the…this kind of thing…morons and of course Kayne couldn’t get his bloody dagger back.

“ Whoever the hell you are get me the [beep] out of here!”

….who the fuck do you think you are!? You…can’t just!

……

I don’t have to tell you anything! why don’t you tell me why you can just know about us!?

He’s in our power now. He can fall forever if we wish. We have plenty to narrate, you won’t have anything but bland static. So, you don’t have to tell us stuff.

She giggled *Yeah!*

………….

……….. wow i sure loved the part where you explained any of your bullshit ! I’m still not telling you anything if you can’t even answer a single question.

”you know what I’ll just close my eyes and hope this blows over”

hmph ! If I had a body you could probably see I’m crossing my arms and sticking my tounge at you and also I’m flipping you off. It’s cause I’m so much better than you.

……..

*They…did explain it all…? Or— hold on, how many of us do you think there are?*

Kayne only kept falling.

Down

you and the voice I can’t hear now can I? What? You forget there’s still a mental block ? If the whole universe could hear us they would probably go insane now wouldn’t they?

I’m being sarcastic by the wa we

I can only hear you in full clarity

so explain .

excuse you. you have no right to just hold us hostage! i don't care about you or your curiosity put me back! gods... at least take us to dinner first!

you could have done this in so many different ways. was falling really your only option?!

.........................

......................

but fine ill play your little stupid game so explain what the hell you want!

*Do you think this is romantic? I mean…I can take you out to dinner and then I’ll tuck you into bed with me and we can kiss and cuddle and—*

KIKI..?

*—What? We’d do it together of course!*

….I don’t think that’s what they meant. As lovely as that sounds, I think there was a miscommunication.

*…Oops…ANYWAYS…uh, yeah, it’s the only option we got right now! Anyways, tell me what you censored before!*

i just meant to make things nicer. even if i cant technically eat it would be an improvement than the void. but yeah take my out to dinner it would be a significant improvement.

.....

IS THERE SOME SORT OF SWITCH YOU CAN TURN ON SO I CAN HEAR whatever you're talking to.

.....as for what the hell i censored before i couldn't think of anything.

but if you want a real answer his own flesh he is in a constant state of pain and misery. he hates himself.

*Have you seen the guy? Of course he hates himself! I would too!*

Be right back, I’m gonna go look for that spare mic. This one only lets me do my normal stuff.

*Theyre gonna go try and find a way to talk to you though! Typically, they aren’t needing to talk directly to people.*

ok rude i don't see you having to commentate over his life every day.

but you can never hate him as much as i do. you don't know what its like half of what i have to go through with him.

but yeah... go find a something its not awfully fun to have a one sided conversation.

*Blah, blah, blah, quit complaining. I comment on a lot of people’s jobs and I love my life and this job is great. Blah, blah, shut your yap.*

Kiki, I’m back! Is this thing on? Can you hear me? One two three, testing?

is that your crude impression of me ? otherwise no comment it doesn’t deserve words. You can’t anger me I’m fine.

and yes I can hear you loud and clear. So that’s your name? Hm. Stupid.

now what the hell do you want to know so we can get this over with.

*Im curious about a lot of things! And I bet you don’t even have a name other than “narrator” so you can’t be talking.*

Kiki, we have to get this thing on a roll. You know what they said about letting someone fall for an extended period of time.

*Only in certain circumstances and I can’t abuse the right.* she sighed

*First question! Why are you different?*

i don't need a name names are stupid. I'm not being put in a box like that what did you pick your own name or something?

ehhh Kayne will be fine he’s been in worse this is really the least of my worry’s still this would be better at dinner though. I might answer more your making it hard to think.

But classify different. I can’t define if I don’t know what you’re thinking right.

@limitless-liminals

but as for the former he is just taking orders customers and his bosses orders for the day as well as some order for himself..

even despite the several seconds of silence Kayne would decide to go ahead and talk maybe they just needed a bit of encouragement to talk

"welcome to raising Kayne's how may i serve you?" he would rattle off his usual spiel expecting the usual order to come forth so he could continue going on with his job.

it wasn't completely unusual to see this type of entity there was that annoying bastard who happened to be a doll who killed everyone in a rage.

where the hell was this things face?

*It’s quite rude to judge appearances, y’know?*

The voice cut through his mind like a knife would a plate of titanium. Not very smoothly.

*Hey, my voice isn’t THAT grating!*

I never said it was. Sorry, sorry, ahem, let me get back to my descriptions though.

The face only continued to stare until it tipped its round head to the side and…

*Off with their head!*

The head plopped onto the floor and rolled smoothly, not stopping even when it ran into other customers.

" WHAT THE APSOLUTE [BEEP] "

"WHAT the HELL do you WANT?!?!?"

*Meow, meow, meow!*

The laugh track of our audience could be heard through every wall of the building.

*I thought we got rid of that thing. It always felt too fake.*

Meh, the boss like it.

The head rolled around the counter in a controlled manner, heading straight for you. Doesn’t its smile look friendly?

.......................

creepy why can they do that? i kind of wish yorick was here at least he was tolerable... its like this thing is like arthur lester...whats the deal...

...hm..i wonder if i can..

KAYNE WOULD FEEL THE SUDDEN URGE TO GO GET YORICK two minds are better than...whatever the hell is going on here.

kayne needs to flee anyway that thing is getting closer.

hewould start running to the back. to WHO KNOWS WHERE TO GET WHO KNOWS WHAT.

" KNIFE... [BEEP [BEEP] [BEEP] getawaygetawaygetaway"

The moment he had to think and react to the situation was too short to do anything properly before his other leg followed, and went down just as quickly.

You were falling.

That much was clear, but the descent seemed infinite with no end in sight. Matter of fact, with the amount of TV static in your vision, it was impossible to say if you could see at all.

.........oh this couldn't have been easy now could it!

"OH WHAT IN THE APOSULTE [BEEP] "

he would try to reach out at anything he could grab onto to escape this hole failing miserably.

kayne could never have a normal day could he? could he! of course not.

not here not now.

kayne braced himself for any sort of impact that would be soon to come. if there's one thing he hated more than [insert here]

it was the vast. like that one time he got stuck in a corn maze. there was too much corn we will not tell you more.

Kayne could of course waste his lungs on screaming but such a thing seemed pointless.

the best thing to do was to wait for an end. like death perhaps?

he would still end up back at home right?

I HATE THIS

[insert here]…? We will not tell you more? That’s typically not how this goes…? Hold on…let me get connected with management.

*KNOCK KNOCK, Is someone is there?*

Kiki! There’s procedures!

*we’re both wondering it!*

”what the hell is going on!? What the hell are you going on about!?”

Kayne would continue falling. It was surprisingly not fun at all. Nothing like portal ….even if he wanted to get away he couldn’t as teleporting requires NOT BEING IN THE Air.

“Oh Waffle House… oh bloody dagger give me death something something can’t remember”

Kayne would try to summon his trusty dagger to get the hell out of this awful situation… it would instead slip out of his hands…

butterfingers

“[beep]”

*Give me liberty or give me death? Is that what you’re quoting..? Why are you quoting that right now? Odd…ANYWAYS GET OUT HERE NARRATOR AND TELL US! I KNOW YOU’RE IN HERE!*

You would continue falling, eyes still remaining nothing but a blur. You’d think a floor should arrive soon…right..?

Of course they wouldn’t know the…this kind of thing…morons and of course Kayne couldn’t get his bloody dagger back.

“ Whoever the hell you are get me the [beep] out of here!”

….who the fuck do you think you are!? You…can’t just!

……

I don’t have to tell you anything! why don’t you tell me why you can just know about us!?

He’s in our power now. He can fall forever if we wish. We have plenty to narrate, you won’t have anything but bland static. So, you don’t have to tell us stuff.

She giggled *Yeah!*

………….

……….. wow i sure loved the part where you explained any of your bullshit ! I’m still not telling you anything if you can’t even answer a single question.

”you know what I’ll just close my eyes and hope this blows over”

hmph ! If I had a body you could probably see I’m crossing my arms and sticking my tounge at you and also I’m flipping you off. It’s cause I’m so much better than you.

……..

*They…did explain it all…? Or— hold on, how many of us do you think there are?*

Kayne only kept falling.

Down

you and the voice I can’t hear now can I? What? You forget there’s still a mental block ? If the whole universe could hear us they would probably go insane now wouldn’t they?

I’m being sarcastic by the wa we

I can only hear you in full clarity

so explain .

excuse you. you have no right to just hold us hostage! i don't care about you or your curiosity put me back! gods... at least take us to dinner first!

you could have done this in so many different ways. was falling really your only option?!

.........................

......................

but fine ill play your little stupid game so explain what the hell you want!

*Do you think this is romantic? I mean…I can take you out to dinner and then I’ll tuck you into bed with me and we can kiss and cuddle and—*

KIKI..?

*—What? We’d do it together of course!*

….I don’t think that’s what they meant. As lovely as that sounds, I think there was a miscommunication.

*…Oops…ANYWAYS…uh, yeah, it’s the only option we got right now! Anyways, tell me what you censored before!*

i just meant to make things nicer. even if i cant technically eat it would be an improvement than the void. but yeah take my out to dinner it would be a significant improvement.

.....

IS THERE SOME SORT OF SWITCH YOU CAN TURN ON SO I CAN HEAR whatever you're talking to.

.....as for what the hell i censored before i couldn't think of anything.

but if you want a real answer his own flesh he is in a constant state of pain and misery. he hates himself.

*Have you seen the guy? Of course he hates himself! I would too!*

Be right back, I’m gonna go look for that spare mic. This one only lets me do my normal stuff.

*Theyre gonna go try and find a way to talk to you though! Typically, they aren’t needing to talk directly to people.*

ok rude i don't see you having to commentate over his life every day.

but you can never hate him as much as i do. you don't know what its like half of what i have to go through with him.

but yeah... go find a something its not awfully fun to have a one sided conversation.

*Blah, blah, blah, quit complaining. I comment on a lot of people’s jobs and I love my life and this job is great. Blah, blah, shut your yap.*

Kiki, I’m back! Is this thing on? Can you hear me? One two three, testing?

is that your crude impression of me ? otherwise no comment it doesn’t deserve words. You can’t anger me I’m fine.

and yes I can hear you loud and clear. So that’s your name? Hm. Stupid.

now what the hell do you want to know so we can get this over with.

@limitless-liminals

but as for the former he is just taking orders customers and his bosses orders for the day as well as some order for himself..

even despite the several seconds of silence Kayne would decide to go ahead and talk maybe they just needed a bit of encouragement to talk

"welcome to raising Kayne's how may i serve you?" he would rattle off his usual spiel expecting the usual order to come forth so he could continue going on with his job.

it wasn't completely unusual to see this type of entity there was that annoying bastard who happened to be a doll who killed everyone in a rage.

where the hell was this things face?

*It’s quite rude to judge appearances, y’know?*

The voice cut through his mind like a knife would a plate of titanium. Not very smoothly.

*Hey, my voice isn’t THAT grating!*

I never said it was. Sorry, sorry, ahem, let me get back to my descriptions though.

The face only continued to stare until it tipped its round head to the side and…

*Off with their head!*

The head plopped onto the floor and rolled smoothly, not stopping even when it ran into other customers.

" WHAT THE APSOLUTE [BEEP] "

"WHAT the HELL do you WANT?!?!?"

*Meow, meow, meow!*

The laugh track of our audience could be heard through every wall of the building.

*I thought we got rid of that thing. It always felt too fake.*

Meh, the boss like it.

The head rolled around the counter in a controlled manner, heading straight for you. Doesn’t its smile look friendly?

.......................

creepy why can they do that? i kind of wish yorick was here at least he was tolerable... its like this thing is like arthur lester...whats the deal...

...hm..i wonder if i can..

KAYNE WOULD FEEL THE SUDDEN URGE TO GO GET YORICK two minds are better than...whatever the hell is going on here.

kayne needs to flee anyway that thing is getting closer.

hewould start running to the back. to WHO KNOWS WHERE TO GET WHO KNOWS WHAT.

" KNIFE... [BEEP [BEEP] [BEEP] getawaygetawaygetaway"

The moment he had to think and react to the situation was too short to do anything properly before his other leg followed, and went down just as quickly.

You were falling.

That much was clear, but the descent seemed infinite with no end in sight. Matter of fact, with the amount of TV static in your vision, it was impossible to say if you could see at all.

.........oh this couldn't have been easy now could it!

"OH WHAT IN THE APOSULTE [BEEP] "

he would try to reach out at anything he could grab onto to escape this hole failing miserably.

kayne could never have a normal day could he? could he! of course not.

not here not now.

kayne braced himself for any sort of impact that would be soon to come. if there's one thing he hated more than [insert here]

it was the vast. like that one time he got stuck in a corn maze. there was too much corn we will not tell you more.

Kayne could of course waste his lungs on screaming but such a thing seemed pointless.

the best thing to do was to wait for an end. like death perhaps?

he would still end up back at home right?

I HATE THIS

[insert here]…? We will not tell you more? That’s typically not how this goes…? Hold on…let me get connected with management.

*KNOCK KNOCK, Is someone is there?*

Kiki! There’s procedures!

*we’re both wondering it!*

”what the hell is going on!? What the hell are you going on about!?”

Kayne would continue falling. It was surprisingly not fun at all. Nothing like portal ….even if he wanted to get away he couldn’t as teleporting requires NOT BEING IN THE Air.

“Oh Waffle House… oh bloody dagger give me death something something can’t remember”

Kayne would try to summon his trusty dagger to get the hell out of this awful situation… it would instead slip out of his hands…

butterfingers

“[beep]”

*Give me liberty or give me death? Is that what you’re quoting..? Why are you quoting that right now? Odd…ANYWAYS GET OUT HERE NARRATOR AND TELL US! I KNOW YOU’RE IN HERE!*

You would continue falling, eyes still remaining nothing but a blur. You’d think a floor should arrive soon…right..?

Of course they wouldn’t know the…this kind of thing…morons and of course Kayne couldn’t get his bloody dagger back.

“ Whoever the hell you are get me the [beep] out of here!”

….who the fuck do you think you are!? You…can’t just!

……

I don’t have to tell you anything! why don’t you tell me why you can just know about us!?

He’s in our power now. He can fall forever if we wish. We have plenty to narrate, you won’t have anything but bland static. So, you don’t have to tell us stuff.

She giggled *Yeah!*

………….

……….. wow i sure loved the part where you explained any of your bullshit ! I’m still not telling you anything if you can’t even answer a single question.

”you know what I’ll just close my eyes and hope this blows over”

hmph ! If I had a body you could probably see I’m crossing my arms and sticking my tounge at you and also I’m flipping you off. It’s cause I’m so much better than you.

……..

*They…did explain it all…? Or— hold on, how many of us do you think there are?*

Kayne only kept falling.

Down

you and the voice I can’t hear now can I? What? You forget there’s still a mental block ? If the whole universe could hear us they would probably go insane now wouldn’t they?

I’m being sarcastic by the wa we

I can only hear you in full clarity

so explain .

excuse you. you have no right to just hold us hostage! i don't care about you or your curiosity put me back! gods... at least take us to dinner first!

you could have done this in so many different ways. was falling really your only option?!

.........................

......................

but fine ill play your little stupid game so explain what the hell you want!

*Do you think this is romantic? I mean…I can take you out to dinner and then I’ll tuck you into bed with me and we can kiss and cuddle and—*

KIKI..?

*—What? We’d do it together of course!*

….I don’t think that’s what they meant. As lovely as that sounds, I think there was a miscommunication.

*…Oops…ANYWAYS…uh, yeah, it’s the only option we got right now! Anyways, tell me what you censored before!*

i just meant to make things nicer. even if i cant technically eat it would be an improvement than the void. but yeah take my out to dinner it would be a significant improvement.

.....

IS THERE SOME SORT OF SWITCH YOU CAN TURN ON SO I CAN HEAR whatever you're talking to.

.....as for what the hell i censored before i couldn't think of anything.

but if you want a real answer his own flesh he is in a constant state of pain and misery. he hates himself.

*Have you seen the guy? Of course he hates himself! I would too!*

Be right back, I’m gonna go look for that spare mic. This one only lets me do my normal stuff.

*Theyre gonna go try and find a way to talk to you though! Typically, they aren’t needing to talk directly to people.*

ok rude i don't see you having to commentate over his life every day.

but you can never hate him as much as i do. you don't know what its like half of what i have to go through with him.

but yeah... go find a something its not awfully fun to have a one sided conversation.

@limitless-liminals

but as for the former he is just taking orders customers and his bosses orders for the day as well as some order for himself..

even despite the several seconds of silence Kayne would decide to go ahead and talk maybe they just needed a bit of encouragement to talk

"welcome to raising Kayne's how may i serve you?" he would rattle off his usual spiel expecting the usual order to come forth so he could continue going on with his job.

it wasn't completely unusual to see this type of entity there was that annoying bastard who happened to be a doll who killed everyone in a rage.

where the hell was this things face?

*It’s quite rude to judge appearances, y’know?*

The voice cut through his mind like a knife would a plate of titanium. Not very smoothly.

*Hey, my voice isn’t THAT grating!*

I never said it was. Sorry, sorry, ahem, let me get back to my descriptions though.

The face only continued to stare until it tipped its round head to the side and…

*Off with their head!*

The head plopped onto the floor and rolled smoothly, not stopping even when it ran into other customers.

" WHAT THE APSOLUTE [BEEP] "

"WHAT the HELL do you WANT?!?!?"

*Meow, meow, meow!*

The laugh track of our audience could be heard through every wall of the building.

*I thought we got rid of that thing. It always felt too fake.*

Meh, the boss like it.

The head rolled around the counter in a controlled manner, heading straight for you. Doesn’t its smile look friendly?

.......................

creepy why can they do that? i kind of wish yorick was here at least he was tolerable... its like this thing is like arthur lester...whats the deal...

...hm..i wonder if i can..

KAYNE WOULD FEEL THE SUDDEN URGE TO GO GET YORICK two minds are better than...whatever the hell is going on here.

kayne needs to flee anyway that thing is getting closer.

hewould start running to the back. to WHO KNOWS WHERE TO GET WHO KNOWS WHAT.

" KNIFE... [BEEP [BEEP] [BEEP] getawaygetawaygetaway"

The moment he had to think and react to the situation was too short to do anything properly before his other leg followed, and went down just as quickly.

You were falling.

That much was clear, but the descent seemed infinite with no end in sight. Matter of fact, with the amount of TV static in your vision, it was impossible to say if you could see at all.

.........oh this couldn't have been easy now could it!

"OH WHAT IN THE APOSULTE [BEEP] "

he would try to reach out at anything he could grab onto to escape this hole failing miserably.

kayne could never have a normal day could he? could he! of course not.

not here not now.

kayne braced himself for any sort of impact that would be soon to come. if there's one thing he hated more than [insert here]

it was the vast. like that one time he got stuck in a corn maze. there was too much corn we will not tell you more.

Kayne could of course waste his lungs on screaming but such a thing seemed pointless.

the best thing to do was to wait for an end. like death perhaps?

he would still end up back at home right?

I HATE THIS

[insert here]…? We will not tell you more? That’s typically not how this goes…? Hold on…let me get connected with management.

*KNOCK KNOCK, Is someone is there?*

Kiki! There’s procedures!

*we’re both wondering it!*

”what the hell is going on!? What the hell are you going on about!?”

Kayne would continue falling. It was surprisingly not fun at all. Nothing like portal ….even if he wanted to get away he couldn’t as teleporting requires NOT BEING IN THE Air.

“Oh Waffle House… oh bloody dagger give me death something something can’t remember”

Kayne would try to summon his trusty dagger to get the hell out of this awful situation… it would instead slip out of his hands…

butterfingers

“[beep]”

*Give me liberty or give me death? Is that what you’re quoting..? Why are you quoting that right now? Odd…ANYWAYS GET OUT HERE NARRATOR AND TELL US! I KNOW YOU’RE IN HERE!*

You would continue falling, eyes still remaining nothing but a blur. You’d think a floor should arrive soon…right..?

Of course they wouldn’t know the…this kind of thing…morons and of course Kayne couldn’t get his bloody dagger back.

“ Whoever the hell you are get me the [beep] out of here!”

….who the fuck do you think you are!? You…can’t just!

……

I don’t have to tell you anything! why don’t you tell me why you can just know about us!?

He’s in our power now. He can fall forever if we wish. We have plenty to narrate, you won’t have anything but bland static. So, you don’t have to tell us stuff.

She giggled *Yeah!*

………….

……….. wow i sure loved the part where you explained any of your bullshit ! I’m still not telling you anything if you can’t even answer a single question.

”you know what I’ll just close my eyes and hope this blows over”

hmph ! If I had a body you could probably see I’m crossing my arms and sticking my tounge at you and also I’m flipping you off. It’s cause I’m so much better than you.

……..

*They…did explain it all…? Or— hold on, how many of us do you think there are?*

Kayne only kept falling.

Down

you and the voice I can’t hear now can I? What? You forget there’s still a mental block ? If the whole universe could hear us they would probably go insane now wouldn’t they?

I’m being sarcastic by the wa we

I can only hear you in full clarity

so explain .

excuse you. you have no right to just hold us hostage! i don't care about you or your curiosity put me back! gods... at least take us to dinner first!

you could have done this in so many different ways. was falling really your only option?!

.........................

......................

but fine ill play your little stupid game so explain what the hell you want!

*Do you think this is romantic? I mean…I can take you out to dinner and then I’ll tuck you into bed with me and we can kiss and cuddle and—*

KIKI..?

*—What? We’d do it together of course!*

….I don’t think that’s what they meant. As lovely as that sounds, I think there was a miscommunication.

*…Oops…ANYWAYS…uh, yeah, it’s the only option we got right now! Anyways, tell me what you censored before!*

i just meant to make things nicer. even if i cant technically eat it would be an improvement than the void. but yeah take my out to dinner it would be a significant improvement.

.....

IS THERE SOME SORT OF SWITCH YOU CAN TURN ON SO I CAN HEAR whatever you're talking to.

.....as for what the hell i censored before i couldn't think of anything.

but if you want a real answer his own flesh he is in a constant state of pain and misery. he hates himself.

@limitless-liminals

but as for the former he is just taking orders customers and his bosses orders for the day as well as some order for himself..

even despite the several seconds of silence Kayne would decide to go ahead and talk maybe they just needed a bit of encouragement to talk

"welcome to raising Kayne's how may i serve you?" he would rattle off his usual spiel expecting the usual order to come forth so he could continue going on with his job.

it wasn't completely unusual to see this type of entity there was that annoying bastard who happened to be a doll who killed everyone in a rage.

where the hell was this things face?

*It’s quite rude to judge appearances, y’know?*

The voice cut through his mind like a knife would a plate of titanium. Not very smoothly.

*Hey, my voice isn’t THAT grating!*

I never said it was. Sorry, sorry, ahem, let me get back to my descriptions though.

The face only continued to stare until it tipped its round head to the side and…

*Off with their head!*

The head plopped onto the floor and rolled smoothly, not stopping even when it ran into other customers.

" WHAT THE APSOLUTE [BEEP] "

"WHAT the HELL do you WANT?!?!?"

*Meow, meow, meow!*

The laugh track of our audience could be heard through every wall of the building.

*I thought we got rid of that thing. It always felt too fake.*

Meh, the boss like it.

The head rolled around the counter in a controlled manner, heading straight for you. Doesn’t its smile look friendly?

.......................

creepy why can they do that? i kind of wish yorick was here at least he was tolerable... its like this thing is like arthur lester...whats the deal...

...hm..i wonder if i can..

KAYNE WOULD FEEL THE SUDDEN URGE TO GO GET YORICK two minds are better than...whatever the hell is going on here.

kayne needs to flee anyway that thing is getting closer.

hewould start running to the back. to WHO KNOWS WHERE TO GET WHO KNOWS WHAT.

" KNIFE... [BEEP [BEEP] [BEEP] getawaygetawaygetaway"

The moment he had to think and react to the situation was too short to do anything properly before his other leg followed, and went down just as quickly.

You were falling.

That much was clear, but the descent seemed infinite with no end in sight. Matter of fact, with the amount of TV static in your vision, it was impossible to say if you could see at all.

.........oh this couldn't have been easy now could it!

"OH WHAT IN THE APOSULTE [BEEP] "

he would try to reach out at anything he could grab onto to escape this hole failing miserably.

kayne could never have a normal day could he? could he! of course not.

not here not now.

kayne braced himself for any sort of impact that would be soon to come. if there's one thing he hated more than [insert here]

it was the vast. like that one time he got stuck in a corn maze. there was too much corn we will not tell you more.

Kayne could of course waste his lungs on screaming but such a thing seemed pointless.

the best thing to do was to wait for an end. like death perhaps?

he would still end up back at home right?

I HATE THIS

[insert here]…? We will not tell you more? That’s typically not how this goes…? Hold on…let me get connected with management.

*KNOCK KNOCK, Is someone is there?*

Kiki! There’s procedures!

*we’re both wondering it!*

”what the hell is going on!? What the hell are you going on about!?”

Kayne would continue falling. It was surprisingly not fun at all. Nothing like portal ….even if he wanted to get away he couldn’t as teleporting requires NOT BEING IN THE Air.

“Oh Waffle House… oh bloody dagger give me death something something can’t remember”

Kayne would try to summon his trusty dagger to get the hell out of this awful situation… it would instead slip out of his hands…

butterfingers

“[beep]”

*Give me liberty or give me death? Is that what you’re quoting..? Why are you quoting that right now? Odd…ANYWAYS GET OUT HERE NARRATOR AND TELL US! I KNOW YOU’RE IN HERE!*

You would continue falling, eyes still remaining nothing but a blur. You’d think a floor should arrive soon…right..?

Of course they wouldn’t know the…this kind of thing…morons and of course Kayne couldn’t get his bloody dagger back.

“ Whoever the hell you are get me the [beep] out of here!”

….who the fuck do you think you are!? You…can’t just!

……

I don’t have to tell you anything! why don’t you tell me why you can just know about us!?

He’s in our power now. He can fall forever if we wish. We have plenty to narrate, you won’t have anything but bland static. So, you don’t have to tell us stuff.

She giggled *Yeah!*

………….

……….. wow i sure loved the part where you explained any of your bullshit ! I’m still not telling you anything if you can’t even answer a single question.

”you know what I’ll just close my eyes and hope this blows over”

hmph ! If I had a body you could probably see I’m crossing my arms and sticking my tounge at you and also I’m flipping you off. It’s cause I’m so much better than you.

……..

*They…did explain it all…? Or— hold on, how many of us do you think there are?*

Kayne only kept falling.

Down

you and the voice I can’t hear now can I? What? You forget there’s still a mental block ? If the whole universe could hear us they would probably go insane now wouldn’t they?

I’m being sarcastic by the wa we

I can only hear you in full clarity

so explain .

excuse you. you have no right to just hold us hostage! i don't care about you or your curiosity put me back! gods... at least take us to dinner first!

you could have done this in so many different ways. was falling really your only option?!

.........................

......................

but fine ill play your little stupid game so explain what the hell you want!

@limitless-liminals

but as for the former he is just taking orders customers and his bosses orders for the day as well as some order for himself..

even despite the several seconds of silence Kayne would decide to go ahead and talk maybe they just needed a bit of encouragement to talk

"welcome to raising Kayne's how may i serve you?" he would rattle off his usual spiel expecting the usual order to come forth so he could continue going on with his job.

it wasn't completely unusual to see this type of entity there was that annoying bastard who happened to be a doll who killed everyone in a rage.

where the hell was this things face?

*It’s quite rude to judge appearances, y’know?*

The voice cut through his mind like a knife would a plate of titanium. Not very smoothly.

*Hey, my voice isn’t THAT grating!*

I never said it was. Sorry, sorry, ahem, let me get back to my descriptions though.

The face only continued to stare until it tipped its round head to the side and…

*Off with their head!*

The head plopped onto the floor and rolled smoothly, not stopping even when it ran into other customers.

" WHAT THE APSOLUTE [BEEP] "

"WHAT the HELL do you WANT?!?!?"

*Meow, meow, meow!*

The laugh track of our audience could be heard through every wall of the building.

*I thought we got rid of that thing. It always felt too fake.*

Meh, the boss like it.

The head rolled around the counter in a controlled manner, heading straight for you. Doesn’t its smile look friendly?

.......................

creepy why can they do that? i kind of wish yorick was here at least he was tolerable... its like this thing is like arthur lester...whats the deal...

...hm..i wonder if i can..

KAYNE WOULD FEEL THE SUDDEN URGE TO GO GET YORICK two minds are better than...whatever the hell is going on here.

kayne needs to flee anyway that thing is getting closer.

hewould start running to the back. to WHO KNOWS WHERE TO GET WHO KNOWS WHAT.

" KNIFE... [BEEP [BEEP] [BEEP] getawaygetawaygetaway"

The moment he had to think and react to the situation was too short to do anything properly before his other leg followed, and went down just as quickly.

You were falling.

That much was clear, but the descent seemed infinite with no end in sight. Matter of fact, with the amount of TV static in your vision, it was impossible to say if you could see at all.

.........oh this couldn't have been easy now could it!

"OH WHAT IN THE APOSULTE [BEEP] "

he would try to reach out at anything he could grab onto to escape this hole failing miserably.

kayne could never have a normal day could he? could he! of course not.

not here not now.

kayne braced himself for any sort of impact that would be soon to come. if there's one thing he hated more than [insert here]

it was the vast. like that one time he got stuck in a corn maze. there was too much corn we will not tell you more.

Kayne could of course waste his lungs on screaming but such a thing seemed pointless.

the best thing to do was to wait for an end. like death perhaps?

he would still end up back at home right?

I HATE THIS

[insert here]…? We will not tell you more? That’s typically not how this goes…? Hold on…let me get connected with management.

*KNOCK KNOCK, Is someone is there?*

Kiki! There’s procedures!

*we’re both wondering it!*

”what the hell is going on!? What the hell are you going on about!?”

Kayne would continue falling. It was surprisingly not fun at all. Nothing like portal ….even if he wanted to get away he couldn’t as teleporting requires NOT BEING IN THE Air.

“Oh Waffle House… oh bloody dagger give me death something something can’t remember”

Kayne would try to summon his trusty dagger to get the hell out of this awful situation… it would instead slip out of his hands…

butterfingers

“[beep]”

*Give me liberty or give me death? Is that what you’re quoting..? Why are you quoting that right now? Odd…ANYWAYS GET OUT HERE NARRATOR AND TELL US! I KNOW YOU’RE IN HERE!*

You would continue falling, eyes still remaining nothing but a blur. You’d think a floor should arrive soon…right..?

Of course they wouldn’t know the…this kind of thing…morons and of course Kayne couldn’t get his bloody dagger back.

“ Whoever the hell you are get me the [beep] out of here!”

….who the fuck do you think you are!? You…can’t just!

……

I don’t have to tell you anything! why don’t you tell me why you can just know about us!?

He’s in our power now. He can fall forever if we wish. We have plenty to narrate, you won’t have anything but bland static. So, you don’t have to tell us stuff.

She giggled *Yeah!*

………….

……….. wow i sure loved the part where you explained any of your bullshit ! I’m still not telling you anything if you can’t even answer a single question.

”you know what I’ll just close my eyes and hope this blows over”

hmph ! If I had a body you could probably see I’m crossing my arms and sticking my tounge at you and also I’m flipping you off. It’s cause I’m so much better than you.

……..

*They…did explain it all…? Or— hold on, how many of us do you think there are?*

Kayne only kept falling.

Down

you and the voice I can’t hear now can I? What? You forget there’s still a mental block ? If the whole universe could hear us they would probably go insane now wouldn’t they?

I’m being sarcastic by the way

I can only hear you in full clarity

so explain .

@limitless-liminals

but as for the former he is just taking orders customers and his bosses orders for the day as well as some order for himself..

even despite the several seconds of silence Kayne would decide to go ahead and talk maybe they just needed a bit of encouragement to talk

"welcome to raising Kayne's how may i serve you?" he would rattle off his usual spiel expecting the usual order to come forth so he could continue going on with his job.

it wasn't completely unusual to see this type of entity there was that annoying bastard who happened to be a doll who killed everyone in a rage.

where the hell was this things face?

*It’s quite rude to judge appearances, y’know?*

The voice cut through his mind like a knife would a plate of titanium. Not very smoothly.

*Hey, my voice isn’t THAT grating!*

I never said it was. Sorry, sorry, ahem, let me get back to my descriptions though.

The face only continued to stare until it tipped its round head to the side and…

*Off with their head!*

The head plopped onto the floor and rolled smoothly, not stopping even when it ran into other customers.

" WHAT THE APSOLUTE [BEEP] "

"WHAT the HELL do you WANT?!?!?"

*Meow, meow, meow!*

The laugh track of our audience could be heard through every wall of the building.

*I thought we got rid of that thing. It always felt too fake.*

Meh, the boss like it.

The head rolled around the counter in a controlled manner, heading straight for you. Doesn’t its smile look friendly?

.......................

creepy why can they do that? i kind of wish yorick was here at least he was tolerable... its like this thing is like arthur lester...whats the deal...

...hm..i wonder if i can..

KAYNE WOULD FEEL THE SUDDEN URGE TO GO GET YORICK two minds are better than...whatever the hell is going on here.

kayne needs to flee anyway that thing is getting closer.

hewould start running to the back. to WHO KNOWS WHERE TO GET WHO KNOWS WHAT.

" KNIFE... [BEEP [BEEP] [BEEP] getawaygetawaygetaway"

The moment he had to think and react to the situation was too short to do anything properly before his other leg followed, and went down just as quickly.

You were falling.

That much was clear, but the descent seemed infinite with no end in sight. Matter of fact, with the amount of TV static in your vision, it was impossible to say if you could see at all.

.........oh this couldn't have been easy now could it!

"OH WHAT IN THE APOSULTE [BEEP] "

he would try to reach out at anything he could grab onto to escape this hole failing miserably.

kayne could never have a normal day could he? could he! of course not.

not here not now.

kayne braced himself for any sort of impact that would be soon to come. if there's one thing he hated more than [insert here]

it was the vast. like that one time he got stuck in a corn maze. there was too much corn we will not tell you more.

Kayne could of course waste his lungs on screaming but such a thing seemed pointless.

the best thing to do was to wait for an end. like death perhaps?

he would still end up back at home right?

I HATE THIS

[insert here]…? We will not tell you more? That’s typically not how this goes…? Hold on…let me get connected with management.

*KNOCK KNOCK, Is someone is there?*

Kiki! There’s procedures!

*we’re both wondering it!*

”what the hell is going on!? What the hell are you going on about!?”

Kayne would continue falling. It was surprisingly not fun at all. Nothing like portal ….even if he wanted to get away he couldn’t as teleporting requires NOT BEING IN THE Air.

“Oh Waffle House… oh bloody dagger give me death something something can’t remember”

Kayne would try to summon his trusty dagger to get the hell out of this awful situation… it would instead slip out of his hands…

butterfingers

“[beep]”

*Give me liberty or give me death? Is that what you’re quoting..? Why are you quoting that right now? Odd…ANYWAYS GET OUT HERE NARRATOR AND TELL US! I KNOW YOU’RE IN HERE!*

You would continue falling, eyes still remaining nothing but a blur. You’d think a floor should arrive soon…right..?

Of course they wouldn’t know the…this kind of thing…morons and of course Kayne couldn’t get his bloody dagger back.

“ Whoever the hell you are get me the [beep] out of here!”

….who the fuck do you think you are!? You…can’t just!

……

I don’t have to tell you anything! why don’t you tell me why you can just know about us!?

He’s in our power now. He can fall forever if we wish. We have plenty to narrate, you won’t have anything but bland static. So, you don’t have to tell us stuff.

She giggled *Yeah!*