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[wordfather]

picturing this guy trying to kill me with that little sword of his but his weak little arms are too fragile to deliver fatal blows so i just kinda push him to the ground and walk away. he's also crying

[wordfather]

why would i say something so violent. this is not me anymore. picturing that i hug him and tell him that everything will be okay <3 then i hit him with a roundhouse kick so hard he flies into the wall and before he gets up i strike him so hard he turns into coins

[shit-hdb-would-say]

Harry du Bois would say this.

[ialreadyboughtthedream]

[tendie-defender]

We should bring back forest green.

[girlzero]

i had a fever dream about hrt gummies

[tip me im broke lol]

[synthy-naiyah]

"Do you wish your vacheena was a peeNis or geegnis is vagengi. Want big boober or tiddied explode of [reverberating] fuck."

"Introducing H R T. Destosteroast. Estrager. Whendsforiain't forya."

[fairycosmos]

what’s the big deal about being avoidant. like ohhhh im dodging the bullet quick everyone lets mock the bullet dodger

[pussyhoundspock]

joining the war on kids reading any book they want on the side of kids reading any book they want. simply you will be fine. it's even good to be confronted with things you don't understand and even find upsetting, uncomfortable and difficult. it's a surprise tool that will help you later.

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literally ok so not a funny story but kind of funny? when I was nine I encountered rape in a book and I was like hey mom what’s this mean and she explained it and I was like oh. gross. and then like two weeks later a girl on the bus abruptly disclosed her csa and we were all like ????? what ???? but I was like wait hang on there’s a word for that ☝️🤓 and explained what it meant and that it was illegal and that you could talk to a teacher or my mom if it had happened to you and everyone was like ohhhhh I see I see and very somberly comforted the girl (she was safe she was removed from her home and living with my neighbor at the time so it wasn’t Urgent)

[zarohk]

And this is a perfect illustration of why it is important for kids to read or variety of things, and why abusers don’t want them to.

[hanzajesthanza]

regis when they got to stygga castle

[thekeplerowl]

@shit-hdb-would-say kim vs electrochemistry

[shit-hdb-would-say]

Harry du Bois would think this.

[turing-tested]

Sorry am on lsd. Shouldn't have told you 2 eat a sandwich. That is your decision not mine. Sorry

this ask is so awesome. my favorite part is I can't find the other ask they're apologizing for.

[shit-hdb-would-say]

Harry du Bois would say this.

[achillesinhighheels]

[rtvsimagines]

imagine holly does to the ketchup shop

[hollowtones]

Ok

[hollowtones]

So I imagined it.

[rtvsimagines]

i'm really glad because imagination can change the world

[nadjasnandor]

consuming media like

[ttnn77]

I HATTTE ACCIDENTALLY SAYING SOMETHING ONLY THE KILLER WOULD KNOW

[what-even-is-thiss]

I still find it pretty funny that in fallout 3 you can get your karma down by just opening Moriarty’s terminal over and over again.

The slavers at paradise falls have heard of me. I’m the guy that opens people’s computers over and over again without asking first.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Butch won’t be my companion. He’s like you’re too intense. You must’ve turned on that computer like 50 times in a row last time.

[what-even-is-thiss]

My forbidden computer touching ways have caught up with me.

[what-even-is-thiss]

The reason I’m doing this in the first place is that a lot of evil karma options in fallout 3 are just inconvenient. Like I could go out of my way to blow up a city or I could not blow up a city and get a much more convenient free house and keep access to their merchants.

So in order to keep getting the full evil karma experience, every time I do something convenient or utilitarian that raises my karma I go back to Moriarty’s Saloon and just open his terminal over and over again.

Thus, my good boy points are eliminated through repeated computer touching and the regulators here are hunting me down for looking at Moriarty’s personal data a hundred times in a row.

[what-even-is-thiss]

What’s really funny about lowering your karma this way is that after you do a major good Karma action and listen to the radio, the radio DJ Three Dog will be like this horrible fucker from vault 101 we all hate him so much you know that guy? He did another fucking thing. He saved a thousand orphans.

[kosmogrl]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Hazy nostalgic flashback montage but instead of a dead wife it’s a defunct kebab shop

[shit-hdb-would-say]

Harry du Bois would do this.

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

Medieval dungeon chatroom

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i_deserve_it: Breaking wheel today plss

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