Johnny "Soap" McTavish NSFW alphabet
this is literally my first time making content like this 😭 sorry if it's a bit corny I'm not a professional at long pieces of nsfw writing but I love Johnny and I think he's cute so yah
Warnings: Smut and more smut, not pointed towards a specific gender since I feel like my fellow enby soap lovers need more love 😤
A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
this man is your professional butler after sex. need a glass of water? already on the table. need a massage? he is READY 🙏🏿 I just think he's such a sweetheart
B = Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partners)
His: he loves his arms and is really proud of them, he works out a alot and loves seeing your cum all over his fingers after he's done with you
Yours: ngl, I see him as a thigh man. no matter the gender he is obbessed with your thighs and would love to bury his head in them all day
if you have big boobs (again no matter the gender) he likes those too, squish em, bury his head in them, cum on them, he loves it!
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically)
he loves watching his cum drip down your thighs. idk something about it just makes him wanna turn you into a mess
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
he likes imagining you and him having sex and drawing pictures of that and may even jerk off to it (Ghost almost found one of the drawings once)
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
he had a few partners in his past so he knows what he's doing for the most part, but is always willing to try new things
F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying)
loves any position where your faces are close together or any position that he can atleast see your face, he just loves admiring you yknow?
second in place would probably be doggy style. just the thought of him gripping your waist and hearing your moans from in front of him turns him on so much
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)
Johnny knows how to give you a good laugh during sex. maybe your bodies press together and make a weird noise, he'll make a joke about that. but for the most part no. he's quite serious and takes his bonding (👀) with you really seriously
H = Hair (How well-groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
considering his job, he probably doesn't shave all that much. not that he's dirty or anything, he's really clean and smells really nice but no he doesn't really shave. I feel like he would have a happy trail but he's always willing to clean up more if you're not comfortable with his current state
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment? The romantic aspect.)
like I said before HE'S SUCH A SWEETHEART ❤️❤️❤️ always pulling you into deep romantic kisses and always asking if you're okay AHHHH I could rant about him forever
J = Jack off (Masturbation Headcanon)
again, considering his job, he doesn't really jerk off that much. because 1.he barely has enough time or privacy 2. it's difficult for him to get turned on in the first place. not saying he hasn't jerked off on the job before, probably in a safehouse while thinking of you <3 but mostly no he doesn't really jerk off that much
when he's at home he doesn't usually jerk off either cuz he has you. but when he DOES it's usually in the shower or in his home gym when he sees your busy or doesn't really wanna bother you
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
to be honest I don't see Johnny as the very kinky type but that doesn't mean I don't think he has his kinks 🤭
I probably think the most noticeable kink he has is probably his love for edge play (tbh idrk if edgeplay is a kink but I looked it up and it said it was so🤷🏿) whether he's receiving it or giving it, honestly doesn't matter
L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)
the couch. now this might sound a bit random (and it is a bit random) but imagine that it was the first place you and Johnny ever had sex and he LOVED it and could not get enough of it. if you think the couch is uncomfortable he'll always be willing to move locations
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
when you say his name. I can't even elaborate JUS TRUST ME
N = No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
he would not hurt you, I feel like everyone in 141 also agree on not hurting their partners. sure a lil spanking, marking and maybe even grabbing your ass so much the point it leaves a temporary mark, yeah he loves doing that! but actually hurting you to the point where you draw blood? FUCK NO
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
tbh I see him as more of a giver than a taker, sure he loves watching your tongue work wonders on him as you put him in a trance but I feel like he would be more turned on if he got the opportunity to hear your...louder moans? idk he just seems like someone who just likes listening to people's voices, and since your voice turns him on he could listen to your moaning all day
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
honestly I see him going fast on default. of course if it's your first time with him he won't go fast but would probably pick up the pace slowly. and of course if you tell him you don't like it fast he'll slow down! cuz he's such a sweetheart<3
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
honestly I don't see him as someone who likes quickies that much. again I can't elaborate but idrk I think he feels like quickies don't leave his partner satisfied and Johnny being Johnny would do anything to satisfy his partner.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)
Johnny's a pretty confident man, I see him as someone who's willing to take risks but not TOO extreme yknow, especially anything including weapons that TERRIFIES him.
Johnny is also kinda against sex in public, not cuz he's ashamed or anything but it's just a hassle. sure he'd grab your boobs (or ass), maybe tease you a little, talk dirty to you, but you'd probably have to be the one to initiate any kind of sex when in public
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)
Johnny can last quite a while probably like 1-2 rounds, but each round lasts so long because all he wants is to be as close to you as possible for as long as possible (especially when you consider his job)
T = Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
owned a fleshlight for a while but had to throw it out, other than that no he doesn't have any toys, but would always be willing to try toys out if it makes you happy
U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)
Johnny is quite the tease. his teasing are usually stupid jokes that are so corny it's funny. sometimes he edges you and doesn't really let you cum first try but since your his weakness he usually isn't a tease
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
I feel like he would make kinda medium loud groans and grunts. I don't feel like he really focuses on being quiet either, honestly I don't think he's even aware of how loud he is lmao
W = Wild Card (A random headcanon for the character)
he loves stretch marks, honestly just seems like a chubby person lover in general, he loves kissing your stretch marks before, during and after sex just loves you and adores you so much it's so cute :)))
X = X-ray (Let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
errrr 6.6 inches kinda veiny (I'll do colour headcannons separately ;)
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
you guys have sex a lot tbh. probably like 3-4 times a week. but other times is spent cuddling and him kissing you <3
Z = Zzz (How quickly they fall asleep afterward)
he falls asleep quite quickly (unless you need aftercare) and just kinda cuddles with you in his arms he's just so UGHHHHHHH I LOVE HIM but he snores so fucking LOUDLY it's like you'd think he was doing it in purpose
anyways that's basically all I have to say, sorry if it was too short or too long? idk and sorry if it doesn't have a lot of detail 😔 all of these are just personal headcannons
