He-Who-Rambles

Just the mutterings of a deranged person and perhaps things he likes as well.

[dayquil-driver]

so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

[dayquil-driver]

reblog if i can wander into your apartment (blog) and make myself lunch (like and reblog as if it's my dash)

[ramblin-tiger]

If your stumbling around my apartment (blog), theres a list of what's in my fridge under a magnet on the front (my tags):

#writing prompts

#writing inspiration

#my lore

#writers

#I cackled

#things I reblog to help

#stuff I reblog to help

#things I share to help

#stuff i share to help

[rowark]

(X)

[goomymegpoid]

I wish this feeling upon everyone who wants to wear a dress, its really the best

[ghostlynblm]

this makes me so happy as a fat hairy guy who likes skirts and dresses i never get to see guys like me in dresses it’s always skinny twinks this makes me so happy 🥺🥺

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so what you're gonna do is you're gonna trim the top off a bulb of garlic, using the knife's edge to take off the tip of every individual clove, that's important. you're gonna place the garlic face-up in a square of tinfoil, drizzle with olive oil, wrap completely in foil, place in baking tray, repeat with a copious amount of garlic bulbs. you're gonna put that baking tray in an oven set to 375-400°F, for 30-50 minutes, until soft and browned. you're gonna toast some good bread, slather generously with butter and honey, maybe a tiny lil bit o' salt. and then. you're gonna SQUEEZE. OUT. THAT. ROASTED GARLIC. onto the butter honey toast. and you're gonna eat it. food stolen directly from the plate of the gods. that's what you're gonna do.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the garlic. it beckons you

[thesweetestsupervillains]

It occurs to me that "1920s gangster doing a cooking show while holding you at gunpoint" is an untapped market.

We've had normal cooking shows. Now we need period piece cooking shows in character.

[were--ralph]

Why the official page post this though

[princesspeepo]

what if instead of the next chapter of sccb i just did another lil short comic thing of an already complete sccb chapter.......

[soundoftheirwings]

Gotta tell you guys something wild in the Chinese fan sphere

So some fanartist drew a “sexy” (read: booby) version of a (cartoon) character who is traditionally very non-sexualised. Fans of the character got mad about it because it’s kind of groundbreaking how that character is written and portrayed and this art totally ignores the entire point of the character. They demanded the art be deleted. In response to that other people said, well what the fanartist did may be distateful but they have every right to draw what they’re into. The two sides fight for days and each starts a harassment campaign and even report their “opponents’” accounts.

So far so typical. But things eventually come to a head and they decide that this will be settled by votes - not through a poll. Through donations to a children’s education charity via each side’s portal. Whoever can get the highest amount of donation wins.

And that is how this charity received over 1 million in donations in three days lol. Oh btw the “freedom of expression” side won by a landslide (960k to 40k)

[tlbodine]

From now on this is how all petty fandom disputes should be settled.

[flagellant]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

podcast gym bro Tboy pussy call that shit a protein pocket

[questcult]

What a uniquely heinous and whimsical assortment of words and letters you've created.

Delightfully awful.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Now available at Subway for $3.99

[blackwoolncrown]

[pukicho]

Visit Original Link

[amminadabz]

I find that making music that's kinda bad on purpose is usually the first step to making music that is interesting and good

Case in point, this fucks

[pinkbowsandstripedsocks]

[edwardspoonhands]

Honestly, Tvyek is pretty miraculous. It’s permeable to water vapor but not to water, it’s nearly impossible to tear, but can be easily cut. It’s cheap and made entirely without binding chemicals. In addition to being used for wristbands, it’s used to wrap construction sites to keep out water during construction, for tear-resistant envelopes at Fed-Ex, coveralls for mechanics, and my wallet, actually.

Fun tip, though it looks like paper, Tyvek is plastic, and cannot be recycled with paper.

[fairypsychicarchive]

[andromedafalls]

holy fuc

[piisbetterthanpie]

I didn’t even know it had a name

[frostedshadow]

WHAT

[circledinredink]

Its also very commonly used in museums! It is dust and waterproof but still breathes really well, with is great for wrapping things like textiles, its non-woven, which means it is less likely to cause tension issues from shrinking/growing with humidity, my conservation prof uses it sometimes as backing for paintings with tears. It is durable, and inert (ph neutral, wont have weird chemical reactions with stuff). Very cool material.

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

[cumonthevoid]

[yosoymalk]

I would marry this man

[kaiserouo]

me writing tags on tumblr dot com

[poyopotato-arts]

Birthday gift for my lovely friend @kalpeavaris! ♥♥ I always wanted to draw Jax and Pomni from their TADC au (A Soul's Worth); even if it's discontinued! Freaking love their designs UGHHH-

(LOVE YA BABYGIRL BARK BARK) _____

Do not repost my art to any other sites or doing AI stuff with it. Thank you, have a nice day! ♥

[foxes-in-love]

[molabuddy]

stupice gay bugs

[puyopuyopopee]

I’m noticing an increase in new fic writers on AO3 who…uh…mayy not know how to format their fics correctly..so here is a quick and VERY important tip

Using a random fic of mine as example..

The left example: ✅✅✅

The right example: ❌❌❌

Idk how many times I’ve read a good fic summary and been so excited to read before clicking on it and being met with an ugly wall of text. When I see a huge text brick with zero full line breaks my eyes blur and I just siiiigh bc either I click out immediately or I grin and bear it…it’s insufferable!

If a new character speaks, you need a line break. If you notice a paragraph is becoming too large, go ahead and make a line break and/or maybe reconfigure the paragraph to flow better. I’m not a pro writer or even a huge fic writer but…please…ty…

[ao3-shenanigans]

This is a good thing to keep in mind! It is often and unfortunate that a really good fic doesn’t get love because its formatting makes it too difficult to read!

[asymmetryestablished]

I think I figured out why this happens!

AO3's posting form has two modes: Rich Text and HTML. the vast majority of people write in Rich Text editors, aka any normal word processing software (MS Word, Google Docs, Apple Pages, what have you). but when you first open it, the posting form opens in HTML view. if you paste formatted text into HTML view, it erases every piece of formatting, including paragraph spacing.

this is an easy fix. when you go to post your fic, make sure the posting form looks like this:

not like this:

and please spread the word! this is an important piece of computer literacy that nobody is teaching to the new generations and they deserve to know

[riolucks]

Fun-Fun and Qifrey shenanigans

[jouste]

Wulfe Sheepwolfensheeps! The dastardly doubled agent Wulfe! He's switched sides so many times that he's not sure what form he he had begun with in this espionage. So many transformations and body part swaps have left this boggled beastie bewildered at what exactly they are! #0655