[skrotchevo]

[phasered]

she straight up asked him if he’s the baby

[lamarodomwhowasoncrack-deactiva]

[linda-belcher]

I hate people who can go to sleep as soon as they shut their eyes, like that shit takes me 3 hours, 700 position changes, and a sacrifice to the gods

[tastefullyoffensive]

Undeniable proof. (via jelenawoehr)

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Parks & Rec, Pretty Little Liars and the Fast & Furious films all exist in the same universe

[itsverybeautifulover-there]

And SCANDAL WTF

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Oh jeez, SCANDAL….

….and BATTLESHIP too, apparently. It’s a goddamn conspiracy 

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Oh god. He’s on REVENGE too. How deep does this rabbit-hole go….

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Oh my god. DEXTER.

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

THE ACTUAL NEWS

[hijinksensue]

I read an interview with this guy (who is a real news anchor), and he said he told his acting agent that he is ONLY interested in parts where he plays a new anchor. This is no coincidence. This is by design. 

[fieldbears]

what is his plan

[pumpkinmcqueen]

living the dream

[nanitsnami]

Lmaooo

[punk-iish-deactivated20190110]

White people be like…

[labias]

Stop

[happynewfears-deactivated201701]

omg

[chekhovs-thug]

What kinda self read

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

😭😭😭

[blackraystyles]

Bruh. What?!

[spiffyblargh]

[issamemario-deactivated20170621]

Whoever is making these Barbie movies are woke

[tastefullyoffensive]

[ashtoniousrex]

backstories to random gifs are my favorite thing and they need to continue

[dabsquat]

my life

[stopharry]

I’m at a museum right now and I’m really bored so I was taking a selfie and this rly hot guard said “please do not take pictures of the artwork” and I apologized and explained I was only taking a selfie and he goes “I know” and winked

[robloxgf-deactivated20190515]

how dare u reblog my posts but not follow me

[goodnightnautilus-deactivated20]

If you find a gold bar in a trash bag, will you take the whole trash can, or just the gold bar?

[robloxgf-deactivated20190515]

the fuck

[heimwehr-deactivated20190625]

cold af

[firstdegreeliberty]

*writes down time of death*

[onlytwitterpics]

[surprisebitch]

this is the true definition of “risk-taking”

[pettycentral]

[antoniporowski]

[autohaste]

I LOST IT AT THE END

[asia1ei]

past tense of william shakespeare? william shookspeare

[the-cloud-road]

Wouldiwas Shookspeared

[canthinkofaurl-deactivated20221]

delete this

[kiekstn]

[timmysoldblog]

OHMYGOD THERE WAS MORE TO THIS?!