eggs on toast

boi

[melessiaarts]

so this happened to me when i worked at a supermarket

[australiansanta]

this is australian culture

[ofools]

not gonna say it again!!!!

a BOG is a wetland that is acidic

a FEN is a wetland that is alkaline

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

FINALLY someone said it!!!!!!!

[kaijuno]

yo FUCK baby yoda we love baby appa in this house

[itschinyere-deactivated20200201]

[yomamasalizard]

Brid

[milfsagainstroadhead-deactivate]

[twoguysonebeartrap]

me at work: im evil

1 second after i clock out: not evil anymore i want to be loved now

next day at work: evil again

[lesbianofthenightskies]

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH HEROBRINE‘S OFFICIAL ACCOUNT????

[cretaceous-kid]

It's not FAIR

[sixth-extinction]

Me erryday

[ladygalra]

[temporarywhales-deactivated2018]

This sign has been up by my house for weeks and curiosity got the better of me so i texted the number and:

[flowerinaflame]

I’m proud of him

[triplehamburgerjack]

He is just fucking great.

[i-am-jayde-deactivated20230705]

Fat pets who are obviously unhealthy:  Bad

Wild animals who are fat because of humans:  Bad

Wild animals who are supposed to be fat:  Good

Wild animals who have gotten super fat because they’re just that good at survival:  Very Good

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ailment-remade-deactivated20210]

i have a fantasy of turning a CEO into a cute submissive little catboy while i take over his company

[nutsacktorturer]

Grimes and Elon Musk

[ailment-remade-deactivated20210]

why would you do this to my post? to me?

[egberts]

youtuber with a beard merch be like *silhouette of a beard*

[angelhive]

When it shpuld be a silhouette of a cock...

[froganalogue]

?

[angelhive]

Whats not clicking

[v9z-deactivated20201221]

rb this with ur opinion on this shade of pink:

[inkwingart]

This is magenta, and not pink. Unlike pink, magenta doesn’t actually exist. Our brain just invents magenta to serve as what it considers a logical bridge between red and violet, which each exist at opposite ends of a linear spectrum.

TL;DR this color is fake (and also I hate it)

[achromic-red-dreams-doze-angrily]

w

what

[achromic-red-dreams-doze-angrily]

im

[the-peculiar-bi-tch]

WHAT

[mattefier-deactivated20221118]

I mean it makes sense but god at what cost?

[whitepeopletwitter]