Rancid Archives

(They/Them/ IT Girl) ~24~ Tortured Academic/Twitter Refugee

[rancidarchives]

I just need the sun to come back so I can dance in the rain… that’s all I care about.

I also want to host picnics again.

I also need to go for a hike.

I also found a cool campground.

I also got this new book from my favorite author which is refreshing after the bullshit i read last time.

I also need Slayyyters new album to come out.

I also need to sunbathe because I love getting even darker.

I also want to see the cherry blossoms for the first time.

I also get to wear crop tops again!

I also can’t wait for Pride >:)

I also busted out my tarot deck again.

I also see that my oracle cards speak abundance into my life.

I also want to practice my makeup more.

I also want to go dancing.

I also love love love my life.

[dogpuppy]

[internetgreatesthits]

[mono-red-menace]

[unknown-but-existing]

i feel like this is more funny

[paperandpencilsandskips]

This is fucking killing me. Like what

[lestatdelioncourtney]

[monsterfucker-molloy]

[jadeitexmoon]

Kafka said “all the love in the world is useless when there is total lack of understanding” and I think more people need to understand that

[depsidase]

[rancidarchives]

Does absolutely MOGGING my coworkers when we’re having a post work cig count as a hobby ???

[rabbiteclair]

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

[mewvore]

scientist: well we don't call it a penis because its not quite a penis, it serves a completely different function and while it elongates much like a penis does its an extension of the birth canal. technically.

the humble female spotted heyena: my cock itches

[quakerjoe]

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[succubusboyfriend]

you have permission to pick that 2 year old "abandoned" project back up. it's not mad at you for setting it aside. and maybe time and distance have helped ease or erase the things that made you put it down in the first place.

[if-i-was-a-wyrm]

sonce the sports are happening big rn where i live i made a handy chart of all the phrases i use to communicate with my loved ones during these trying times. i thought others might find it useful too

ive discovered you can have whole conversations with people using just these phrases and none will be any the wiser that you dont even know what sport it is theyre talking about

[trexinacorset]

Me at the ball game

[innerchildabortionclinic]

when I say "you should kill him" and people look at me weird