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rest in peace a league of their own (2022) you would have loved and deserved the same treatment the gay ice hockey show is getting

shut-up-gwen

Ilya: this guy is cute, I should start a stationary bike race so he knows I want to get sweaty together

Ilya: that didn’t quite work. Maybe I should just give him the eye? While I tell him I hope he likes his new city?

Ilya: okay. But surely if I make him drink from my water bottle and brush his fingers when passing it over…?

Ilya: call him pretty. To his face. No way he can miss that

Ilya: desperate measures, I’ll have to tell him I orchestrated this whole ad campaign just so I could see him again

Ilya: WHAT IF I STARTED JERKING OFF IN THESE COMUNAL SHOWERS?

djospurnell

gothmikewheeler

"eyes on me" "eyes on me remember" and suddenly he's 13 years old watching men with guns get torn apart by demodogs and he doesnt want these kids to see that. he doesnt want these kids to remember that the way he does. holy shit. mike wheeler.

cassandracalin

Plot twist: it's at 9AM

androfembot

note to self: do NOT double the chocolate chip cookie recipe. the mixer can’t handle it. I can’t handle it. my knees hurt. I’ve been rotating cookie sheets since I was born and I will be rotating cookie sheets until I die

androfembot

help

alder-knight

lmaonade

i love when i unsubscribe from a mailing list and the thing is like “You’ve unsubscribed, if this was a mistake, resubscribe here.” as if i didn’t have to use an 8x sniper scope to find the damn unsubscribe button in your email in the first place

shinynewmemories

The Hunger Games has the FUNNIEST arranged marriage of all time btw. Katniss realizes she'll have to marry Peeta and she's obviously upset so Haymitch tries to comfort her by saying "you could do a lot worse" and Katniss is like "well DUH of course I could do worse than Peeta he's the best & handsomest person on the face of the planet but that's not the POINT I want to be able to choose for MYSELF". Then she goes and chooses Peeta anyway lol. Comedy gold I tell you

chriscrosswallflower-blog

Must memorialize the tags

byjove

if a girl tried to sacrifice me to the old gods that would be totally fine and I would submit but if a guy did that I would fight back a little

byjove

unless he was really hot I guess (the god or the guy)

lacrimalis

in which case it is appropriate to fight back for homoerotic reasons

byjove

Not me, I’m a pacifist. I just make sad pathetic little noises while he strikes me and look up at him with my honest big brown eyes. He knows he killed a good man and it punishes him more than any physical harm I could do to him.

lacrimalis

ohhhh if you hit him with that 🥺 hard enough he'll never land the killing blow

byjove

I’m so patheticcore. I’m such a poor little meow meow.

lacrimalis

any decent man would take u in and nurse u back to health under the patronage of the old gods he once foolishly believed he could bring himself to sacrifice u to

byjove

(he doesn’t know I am loved by all of the gods and by showing me clemency he saved himself from all manner of ills and perils)

theyouth--waste-it

What the fuck are you two talking about

byjove

homoerotic failed human sacrifice

disgustinggf

sorry i tried to kill u can we still fuck

crashtocult

the plot for agathario 🖤💜

neil-gaiman

Neil gaiman?

Easy mistake to make. Actually a cat.

saritaurez

Neil Gaiman?

neil-gaiman

Nearly. Very nearly. But actually a cat called Snowball. It just sounds like me.

yoko-goto

Reblog if you think a woman can be complete without children

cj-can-art

Y’ALL HAVE TIME TO REBLOG THIS. IT TAKES LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS.

libraryofjupiter

one of the differences between good omens the show vs good omens the book that will always fuck me up is the post-bookshop fire scene. crowley goes from picking himself up, dusting himself off, accepting the loss of aziraphale and Just Driving Anyway to completely falling apart. i do get why people have gripes with it being changed so fundamentally, and i've thought about it a lot myself, but i've never been able to bring myself to get mad about it. i always circle back to how the book was written by two best friends. that drunken, wrecked, grief stricken scene was written in a post-pratchett world. he lost his best friend.