Random Games

Random reblogs of posts I like and some original posts.

[zsh-official]

[ryliith]

Deadpan humor at its finest. Raise your hand if you think highly competent Commander Cody would win this championship.

Inspired by this:

[wondlas]

padmes queen voice being artificially lowered in post to sound like the origin for Vader's low pitch and accent is crazy it makes me crazy that he was in that suit learning how to be a person again in a medical torture device & was like i guess i will mimic my dead wife's intonation she used in her stint as child queen to legitimise myself as the emperor's freaky cyborg wizard sonwife

[wondlas]

i keep thinking about it because im reading the prequel novelisations and im still on phantom menace reading the inner thoughts of this fucking 9 year old with a sweet crush on an older girl the way many average 9 year olds do and its making me SAD because anakin's listening to her and sabe doing the Queen Voice and whether its a conscious choice or not that poor kid has like 15 years before it's back to slavery and no more im a person & my name is anakin you have to be his monster you have to wield authority you have fucked up not only your entire life but an entire religious order too and you have to learn fast how to be an entirely new creature to anything you have been before. its fucking unbearable if i think about it too long. padme hasnt even been gone that long and the small amount of free will vader has left goes to imitating the way Queen Amidala spoke because that's the first thing vader can think of when creating a new persona that sounds imposing and powerful. and then i look back at the page and its just 9 year old anakin innocently watching padme & the handmaidens doing the Queen Voice. should we all kill ourselves

[bold-baddie]

[um-jammer-tranny]

meeting a girl whos just way too good at flustering you like shes got a fucking cheat guide to all your weak points and every word is terrifyingly orchestrated towards your intoxicating demise

[sahind]

The Addams Family (1991) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[lazylaziel]

[demilypyro]

no, young ladies don't play fighting games is about two girls who are evenly matched right from the get go.

i've been playing guilty with sophia for years and i've NEVER been remotely as good as she is.

it's a fundamentally different dynamic.

[demilypyro]

she doesn't even see me as a rival. i'm just some girl she plays guilty gear with sometimes. it's infuriating.

[demilypyro]

i'll kill her

[thepervertlesbian]

The pervert lesbian is wearing a floral print bikini and has managed to awkwardly insert the saying "stop and smell the flowers" into your conversation 6 times in an hour

[ashenmind]

oh the weather is hot?

you should wear a short skirt about it

[ashenmind]

shorter

[academicssay]

academic self-regulation explained

[carnival-phantasm]

In love with this random guy who had a lock slapped on his storage unit for not paying its rental and not only did he ignore management and took his stuff out without paying, but also chose to steal the lock itself and send it to the LockPickingLawyer along with a confession letter

[carnival-phantasm]

X

[we-are-ninja]

@theoutcastrogue

[chibikuroneko13]

cant believe you didnt include the full sentence

[foone]

People always focus on the "lockpicking" part of his name and ignore that the lockpicking lawyer is, indeed, a lawyer, and can tell you exactly which crimes you committed in getting this lock to him

[lazer-t]

Experimental wolf animation

[abyssal-ilk]

save me loyal to the death second in command characters. save me. love you loyal second in command characters that are forced to turn against their leader. save me. loyalty

[ljesak]

[harrowedknight]

Simple answer? He likes to be tall.

[crossedblade]

Knights with body modifications, please.

Knight with a house crest carved into their backs. An order where all members have their tongues pierced with a jewel that burns should they lie. Body modifications that are not even possible outside of fantasy.

[daylights-rain]

Dragongirls stack in a very vertical manner, wolfgirls make more of a lumpy pyramid.

Foxgirls usually just form some kind of small rounded pile. Bunnygirls tile the plane.

Slimegirls just like. Puddle most of the time, mixing, which makes it the most intimate form of cuddling possible.

Catgirls are too mischievous to consistently form a cohesive structure, but thats fine because they relocate frequently for better sunbeams.

[darkwitchclaire]

the snep stack

[daylights-rain]

I am writing this down and adding important notes to my studies thank u thank u thank u