Random thoughts of the day

A collection of thoughts that go through my head and possibly those of others

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Thought #48

If you get stuck in an elevator, cats will eat your mum.

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Though #47

The blind are more capable than you think

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Thought #46

There is no way that I will take pills that I can't have alcohol with when there is a party to be had.

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thought #45

I'm going to have to give all those dicks I stole back one day.

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Thought #44

I feel like it could be admissible in an american court to sue your parents for introducing you to expensive activities that you now enjoy and wish to continue enjoying into your adult life

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Thought #43

Dear body gremlins.  Please stay in the one place, stop redecorating and moving house.  Sincerely, person in pain.

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Boobs are just chest nuts: (1) They both cause extreme pain when hit. (2) They can both produce high-protein digestible white fluid. (3) They’re both round, come in pairs & hang from your body. (4) They both feel great when sucked. (5) They both create a bulge in your underwear. (6) They...

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Thought #42

Everyone should stop being cunts.  Then everyone's problems would be solved.

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Child thought

I will toot on his face! (The boogey man)

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Thought #41

Is adult an age? Or is it a state of mind?

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Thought #40

I am going to avoid tumblr for the next while. The whovians are about to explode.

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if your tumblr auto plays music

then i fucking hate you because this isnt myspace its tumblr and that shit is so 6th grade. but really though its just fucking annoying and my speakers are never prepared. quote songs like everyone else u ass

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Most anyone can be a critic, it does not require significant wit or skill, remember that before taking their often careless words to heart.

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When you check for the calories,

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” OMG, oh well!” 

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exit the womb they said

life will be great they said

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How I imagine a girl pees on a public toilet http://omg-pictures.tumblr.com