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[wastefulreverie]

writing fanfiction is wild because sometimes you wonder if you character can tread water with their hands and feet tied for a one-off joke and learn that some guy for like 50 years made a technique called drownproofing a graduation requirement for georgia tech from 1936 to 1988 where you indefinitely keep your lung capacity as full as possible to float without much physical exertion

Once they had mastered the Drownproofing technique, students learned to stay afloat with their wrists and ankles bound, swim 50 yards (46 m) underwater, and retrieve diving rings from the bottom of the pool using their teeth.

what the fuck

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[catchymemes]

[tall]

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[starrynet]

that’s his little guy!!

[littleguysdaily]

I wish I had what they have...

[egberts]

the world's smallest carnivore is called the "least weasel" 😭😭 i'm dying but like if it's the smallest carnivore then it sure is the least amount of weasel you can have 😭😭😭

[sator-the-wanderer]

Look at him: this is absolutely the least amount of weasel you can have

[daughterofsarenrae]

To really put it in perspective

[flootzavut]

Immediately I love him

[evertidings]

Hi!! Since a few people wanted a tutorial on the choices within Ch.13, I thought I’d write up some flowcharts on each of the routes.

This is by no means a comprehensive diagram and absolutely does not encompass everything, but it should give you a general idea of the various endings and how to get there.

Specific flavour text and individual choices are not listed. Also, let me know if any of it isn’t legible haha. Enjoy!

[bluechanas]

ai this ai that how about we invent a printer that works first

[witchsamlizzie]

Rumi, Mira and Zoey HUNTR/X (KPOP DEMON HUNTERS) HD Character Photos

[important-animal-images]

[moniquill]

This neapolitan ice cream looks angry.

[annabelle--cane]

quick! before you delete that original post you made that you didn't realize had misinformation or something in it: turn off the reblogs first! if you delete the post without turning off rbs then it's just gonna keep spreading without your knowledge or any way to stop it. follow for more tips to avoid further tumblr Classic Blunders.

[annabelle--cane]

my other favorite pro tip: you can block people who send you anons only if you don't answer the ask. in your inbox, you can click the three little dots on the ask and block the sender from there (which also makes the message immediately disappear), though they won't show up in your blocked list to retain their anonymity. it's some kind of test of moral fortitude, like you can only banish this fool if you decline the chance to get the last word, but you can easily have your cake and eat it too by screenshotting the ask or copying the text or something first.

[annabelle--cane]

third pro tip: blocking here serves to make it so the person you block can't interact with you, it doesn't hide the person you blocked from your view, so if you want to do that then you should add their url to your filtered post content. not filtered tags, filtered post content.

[spearxwind]

Utterly obsessed with this community note

[such-justice-wow]

[enki2]

[liminalstrands]

Good news! It gets worse!

I think it's the galactic orbit thing that really did me in

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHARKS HAVE BEEN AROUND THE GALAXY TWICE

[asteroidtroglodyte]

It’s a very good design

[noah-wyles]

idk if it's just me but i'm glad that the majority of people outside of here believe tumblr is a dead site because like i've been here for 13 years and like this is my house??? i don't need thousands upon thousands of people flocking here it'd be like inviting chimps to a house party total fucking carnage

[silver-tongues-blog]

"people keep saying this house is haunted but ive been here for 200 years and havent seen a ghost!"

[jermaine-main]

[kleefkruid]

hate how this 1) manages to make fun of Belgium without bothering to mention us 2) every single person in the notes knows this 3) it's true

[triple-fisting]

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

when my friend lived in geneva for a year and i visited him, i asked what the agenda was for the day and he said "well first we have to walk to France for groceries" because produce was slightly cheaper a 10 min walk across the border

[villainessbian]

which is fun because people on the French side of the border keep going further away from the border because everything in the area is yet cheaper the further you are from Switzerland

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

cleanliness is close to godliness, expense is close to switzerland