[louloutte27]

i want a thorin labubu

[1rabong]

Balrog: Why do I hear boss music

Based on this post

[1rabong]

What if.. Glorfindel joined the Fellowship,,

[hicscribere]

my lonely mountain 🗻

[lleyksie]

happy year of the horse 𓃗 .°˖⋆

[lleyksie]

more ancient horse mamaposting

[speckledbearz]

It's actually so insanely important the way Thorim gifted Bilbo mithril. In that time Mithril was so fucking rare, the vein only found in Moria which was inaccessible. Mithril became priceless, even a piece of it was worth ten times it's weight in gold. For Thorin, in the hold of sickness that made him suspicious of everyone and his kin of taking his treasure and him revering it, for him to gift Bilbo a WHOLE coat of mithril in FRONT of witnesses as a TOKEN of his intentions ("friendship"). Hold me back. Imagine if Bilbo just walked around Dain (and other dwarves) and other Kings just casually mentioning this precious thing he was wearing was just something Thorin gave him. They would kneel over in shock. It. is. that. insane.

[hs-tolkien]

[maimaozi]

[tarragonthedragon]

in 2026 i am wishing for all of us the energy of bilbo baggins, who was headhunted for an extremely well paid role he had no qualifications or experience for, blagged the interview, and within his first week found a magic ring that does the job for him

[tetrapod7]

[jewishvitya-movingblogs]

One of the rare times where a comment section is delightful the moment I open it

[werewolveswithagenda]

I think Tumblr will love this

[i-am-shitpost]

For the love of GOD turn the volume on

[the-real-seebs]

every day someone thinks of an art form no one did before

[conundrumoftime]

"NO DWARVES IN MY FOREST 😡"

"Your wife is hot."

"...THIS ONE DWARF WITH IMPECCABLE TASTE CAN STAY"

[sapphoismymuse]

sam, reading bilbo’s book: “well now, i’m sure he had a very nice voice, but that’s hardly a reason to go on an adventure with someone you just met”

sam: turns page to an illustration of thorin, with his dark hair and blue eyes

sam: “understandable, good for you mister bilbo”

[oatmealaddiction]

My favorite Lord of the Rings headcannon is just that the hobbits spent the entire trip to Rivendell, badgering Aragorn to eat like four annoying grandmothers. Like, Aragorn is a ranger who's been living off pine needles and power of will for the last decade, and these are the guys who are having eight square meals a day.

"Well now, Strider what would you have ol' Sam whip you up?"

"Nothing. I'm good."

"So just some toast and eggs then?"

"No. Nothing."

"You have to have *something*, here I'll make you some porridge."

"No! I'm not hungry."

"...Should I just reheat the leftovers then?"

And Aragorn is like "What's a leftover?" And all four of the hobbits just gasp in horror, and start muttering about no wonder he's so thin.

[mookyoobee]

Legolas complaining about his dad to Gimli.

I imagine Thranduil would try to keep them apart haha

[sweetpondduckling]