alt for random ass horny posting

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men with large boobs make me realise why people decide breastfeeding is a sexual thing. women, i am not looking at your boobs im just autistic. men, i am looking at your boobs

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boobs

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thoughts! big muscled men being dommed by skinny little freaks. the scale of twink-twunk-hunk is your choice just know if the dom is a twunk the sub must be a hunk and if the sub is a twunk the dom must be a twink. i dont make the rules i just report what the voices in my head tell me about fictional men fucking eachother

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love listening to hardcore death metal while writing absolute debauchery smut. my favorite activity in fact.

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jorkin it is a Concept to me. what do you mean people can just yank on an exposed organ and thats. fun??? humans are so weird. what do you mean if it's super fun you excrete breeding material and yet most of your species uses it simply for fun and not for breeding???? why is that in your biology??????

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sometimes I just be wondering biology.

like idk would Kryptonian genitals be the same as human ones??

is mpreg possible? do male Kryptonians have the same (or similar enough) genitals as male humans?

also is it in kryptonian genes to have big titties or something because why does every male Kryptonian have a large chest. Like ok yes muscles but how do we know that male Kryptonians weren't the ones that breastfeed. we don't know because we haven't seen anything from krypton daily life.

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love when my blorbos are switches/versatile cause it means I can have bratty twink be the top sometimes and also the bottom other times!! like yes girlypop (man that has no business being called girlypop and has probably committed crimes) go get railed into the mattress and then tomorrow make your man kneel like a dog!! you go diva!!!!

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my shit's popping off on here so have more bullshit

omegaverse as a concept is real interesting because it's inspecting gay relationships (usually more viewed as biologically equal) with biological top/bottom or dom/sub imagery, and at some point you gotta take a step back and go "damn am I playing into sexism and the fact that most people assume women & people who birth children are inherently weaker purely for crackfic mpreg?" really just itches my brain y'know

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sometimes you just be eating a popsicle then you randomly deep-throat it. issat like an innate urge for anyone else or is it just me

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guys. what if: titties. boobies. knockers.

what if we take those.. and put em on a man.

man boobies 😼

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feeling horny, time to go read fanfiction of this twink getting railed into the mattress

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is it weird to have a thing for possessiveness

like maybe i just wanna feel wanted yk

like maybe having hickeys helps me feel loved

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biting is so hot but also just romantically intimate.

ykw i think im just weirdly autistic about sex

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fantasizing about fictional men fucking each other while listening to cupcakke my favorite hobby