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[dailyhatsune]

give miku coffee. a lot.

concert preparations

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Young men today being SHOCKED and APPALLED that the girls they're dating are reading dark romance like the closet in my grandma's spare room wasn't totally chockers with Mills and Boon books when I was a kid. "Our generation is RUINED because the young women are reading NASTY PORN" if you saw the shit 50 year old women were reading in the nineties you'd hurl.

[goonologistphd]

Don't forget to turn on the EXP share before the orgy starts bro

[syzz-tf2]

Ranking the tf2 mercs based on their manipulative-ness. (?) Bear with me here: Level 200 Manipulators: Spy - OBVIOUSLY. It's part of his job, he is trained at picking people apart for mimicry purposes. Can get in your head so easy because he has to play you, has to be you. You never really know what's real and what isn't. Probably has a personal dossier on everybody that he keeps updated. Medic - Listen, it's not entirely on purpose (yes it is), and he's super cute about it and very honest with his intentions, he makes cracking your ribs open sound like a great way to spend the evening. It's for science, Liebe. Just relax and let me get my hands on this sternal saw right here aaaaand... Decently Manipulative: Engineer - It comes with the territory, I really do believe he has good intentions (most of the time.) It's just that, when you're a genius, don't you get a little bit curious? Don't you just wanna go ape shit? Only uses his powers for good though, you gotta know how to wrangle the crazies when you work with them. Pyro - They aren't completely childish, they know how to get what they want, and people being afraid of them makes that super easy! Yay! They like keeping matchbooks on hand as easy threats and reminders of what they can do. Leans back, stares at you silently, perfectly lights a match while keeping their mask's goggles trained on you.

Heavy - Well educated, built like a beast, and a face to make you feel really queasy when he gets silent. Being that big all your life makes you very aware of the presence you take up in a room. He does make good on a lot of his threats, so you know not to fuck around. But most of the time, he doesn't wanna put in all that effort.

Tries, and fails: Sniper - He people watches a lot, so it makes him pick up on things others wouldn't usually, but his social skills are so piss poor his options are 1. Get really mad and throw petty insults. 2. Skulk away and spend the evening sulking. He thinks about his blunders too much to get into peoples heads like that. Also he smells. Demo - OH SCRUMPY, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO TRULY LOVES ME. <- He sobs to himself in his room, in a puddle of his own throw-up. You get a lot of scenes like this and you just have to take a broom and gently caress his back with it because you don't wanna get too close to him while he's all... Soggy like that. Couldn't manipulate their way out of a fucking shoe: Scout - LETS GOOOO he's so fucking stupid, okay, that's mean, but no, really, his roundabouts are so obvious you just go "If you want something from me, just say it." And he's all "Whaaaat??? Yo what are you talking about, I was literally jus-" and whinges and whines that you would even accuse him of something like that. Soldier - DOES NOT BELIEVE IN MANIPULATION! That is for SPIES who are COWARDLY and WEAK, and a REAL AMERICAN MAN pulls himself up by his bootstraps, walks down to the factory, and says, GIVE ME A JOB, and gets the cops called on him for being a PUBLIC DISTURBANCE.

[syzz-tf2]

original

[anthonycolonthree]

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

[voidark]

the neopets team released special "styles" that make your pets different pride flag colors

and this has created the funniest neocash chat board ever

happy pride

[dailyhatsune]

miku based off a random image from my phone

[batmanshole]

crisp glass of water moodboard

[neko-no-oto]

ウルトラリラックス。

Very relaxing.

※すべての写真および画像は私の所有物であり、私の許可なく使用することはできません。

※All photo & images are mine and cannot be used without my permission.

[claypigeonpottery]

another commission! a pair of sea otters persisting, despite the horrors

(and a slightly better view of the otter on the right)

[osteopunk]

Howling Dark, by Christopher Ruocchio (DAW Books, 2019)

[claypigeonpottery]

sold

[lizlemondyke]

as it gets warmer let's all remember the two most beautiful accessories a girl can have this summer are hairy legs and a bunch of bruises from bangin around

[thesevenumbrellas]

Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

liking and reblogging your mutuals' posts

[healiing]

Having friends on tumblr is really great. I often refer to you guys in real life as “my friend from england/autralia/california/new york” and it makes people think I’m very well traveled when really I’ve just spent a lot of time on the Internet.

[flerns]

slow and slutty wins the race

[so-much-for-subtlety]

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