All the little kisses Ilya gave Shane — a full compilation.
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All the little kisses Ilya gave Shane — a full compilation.
After years of regular abuse to their bodies, Shane and Ilya have lots of aches and pains. One night, Shane awakes to a familiar pain in his hips, tendons and ligaments pulled too tight. He can feel the pain, starting at the top of his leg, where femur meets pelvis. Can feel it radiating out, throbbing, traveling down his nerves to rest in his knee. Feels it spread further, down to his ankle and into his toes.
Shane knows this pain, and he knows the only thing that will help is to stretch the muscle. Pushing through the pain, he bends his knee and plants one foot on the bed, hooking his other ankle over his knee. He laces his fingers behind his thigh and pulls, his ankle coming toward his chest, stretching the offending muscle and tendon and ligament. The pull on his hip burns, and Shane pulls hard enough to almost feel relief.
Shane tries to do his stretches without waking Ilya, knowing he went to bed late and had to be up early, but Shane’s movement and unsteady breathing must have woken him, because suddenly Ilya is there. Strong, warm hands are stroking his hip and behind his thigh, helping push his ankle toward his chest.
“Shhhhhh, is okay malysh, you are doing so good”.
Shane whimpers at the mixture of pain and pleasure flooding his body. Unable to say anything through the throbbing, pulsing feeling that had made a home in his body.
“I know, you are doing so good. Just a little bit more and I will get your heating pad for you.”
Starting at his ankle, Ilya presses light, lingering kisses along his legs, following the same path as the pain pulsing in his nerves. Once he reaches the top of Shane’s hip, Ilya makes his way back down his leg, pressing sweet kisses to every inch along the way.
“Let’s switch sides now sweetheart”
After they repeated the stretches on the other side, Ilya got up to plug in Shane’s heating pads and arrange them on his aching muscles. Strong, warm hands massaged Shane’s legs, pressing hard and dulling the throbbing sensation with a new, sharp pain. This kind of pain was good. It broke up the ever present ache in his hips and knees and ankles, made him feel like maybe the pain wouldn’t last forever.
Afterward, with Shane in a position that doesn’t disturb his heating pads and hurts his legs the least, his head tucked into Ilya’s neck with his husband’s warm, perfect hands caressing his head, Shane whispers into the darkness,
“Thank you”
Ilya looks down and kisses the top of Shane’s head.
“Of course sweetheart. Wake me up if it gets bad again”
“Ya tebya lyublyu”
“Ya tebya lyublyu”
Ask: your take on Ilya Meeting Shane’s Dildo? Generally, at what point to they bring toys into the mix?
Mmm. i think ilya wanted to meet The Dildo at the cottage but shane doesn't keep it there. it's back in montreal and shane was planning on being fucked by ilya for a couple weeks so he didn't see the point in packing and bringing it with him -- like he normally would. so ilya goes looking for it under the pretense of just general snooping. he is actually horny snooping. and his horny snooping turns up nothing interesting -- except maybe a spare pair of glasses shane keeps at the cottage that are even nerdier than his normal glasses and ilya is producing them like a prize and crawling on shane's lap on the couch and sexily putting them on shane's face and then fucking him about it.
my personal headcanon -- and i think it is mentioned in canon -- is that ilya buys shane sex toys for most gift-giving holidays. christmas, birthdays, valentines, one time for st patrick's day, etc. shane has everything right? except he doesn't have sex toys. and there isn't much ilya can get for him -- apart from occassionally sentimental gifts like that framed CCM photo of them or maybe once and a while he surprises shane with a get away halfway between them during the season in the long distance era and no ottawa and montreal aren't far but this is a private cabin between them for them to spend a few days at together alone and naked and peaceful. so mostly myilya buys shane sex toys. and he does actually think about them seriously. he doesn't buy gaudy toys -- mostly sleek black prostate massagers and cock rings and dildos and plugs etc. at first. over time he starts buying more and more outlandish things and colourful things and big toys as shane's confidence increases and eventually shane is buying things too and surprising ilya with fun stuff like nipple clamps. in my mind ilya has sensitive nipples.
(actually writing ilya give shane a prostate massager in my christmas fic was one of my fave sex scenes)
anyway, so i imagine ilya meets The Dildo at some point after the cottage. potentially on facetime and he gets irrationally jealous of The Dildo and shane maybe notices and plays it up a bit to stir that jealousy, performing a bit more than he usually would, enjoying the way ilya is watching the purple silicone slide in and out. so it's over facetime that ilya first sees it. watching shane getting himself off whilst he is still in boston and shane is kneeling on his bed, back to the camera, one hand holding himself open so ilya can see his hole stretching better (as per his request) as he fucks himself on it, grinding up and down. and ilya loves the show, really, but he wishes it was him and he kinda hates the stupid thing for being there instead of him. he is also deeply fond of The Dildo and the memory of 19 year old shane bashfully telling him about it and all the world of opportunity the toy opened up for them both.
i think the next time they see each other in person post that brilliant facetime experience (ilya jerks off about it for a week bc shane looked amazing fucking himself like that all for ilya on screen even if ilya is a little mad it wasn't him fucking shane) ilya is demanding to see The Dildo and fucking shane with it until he cums then flipping shane over and pushing his own cock into him and demanding 'do i fuck you better?" and shane is whining gasping moaning "so much better" and it's just an echo back and forth of "you like it?" "i like it." "you love my cock?' "i love your cock" :)
‘i wonder how jacob is going to adapt the boxing day fight… i really hope he takes all the toxicity out and especially the part where ilya backs shane into the wall :(’ okay well i actually love that ilya’s been bottling up all his anger and resentment and fear and communicating in passive aggressive eyerolls for months and blows up out of nowhere during a nice boxing day afternoon and then shane responds by saying the nastiest most hurtful most breathtakingly clueless thing he can think of like a cornered animal and then ilya pulls his usual emotional cutoff and tells him to get the fuck out of his house because he’s done with the fight he started now and then shane refuses to leave and keeps repeating the same question over and over again and then ilya straight up has a cptsd rage blackout and realizes in a very visceral and horrifying way how deeply maladaptive his coping mechanisms are because by refusing to acknowledge that he has any needs at all in order not to hurt shane he is now HURTING SHANE <3 like i know it makes both of them cry and have to take a very hard look at how they’ve been acting as partners and people but it makes me happy to get all that catharsis so :)
Must not pick that scab off. It will not in fact get rid of the scab and just create a different scab. The scab is not done cooking yet. I am completely normal about scabs. <-gripping the edges of his chair so tightly the wood is starting to crack
Ever since I was a little boy I knew I needed to be deeply ashamed of my desires wants and of course also needs
David Hollander is definitely the type of man to randomly put on a song and pull his wife up to dance with him, especially if she’s stressing about something, or worrying, or upset, or just because. She will usually lightly protest, honey, I need to finish this email, but she’ll happily go along nonetheless.
David does it for the first time in front of Ilya when the boys are visiting and Shane and Yuna are planning (arguing) about something new brand deal.
He puts a song on the record player (Yuna has given up teaching him the Alexa), and he takes Yuna’s hand without a word. She protests that they need to plan out these contract terms and how his son is being difficult about it.
Shane starts to protest at that, but doesn’t get far until Ilya pulls him up to dance, too. A very embarrassed Shane goes willingly. He’s watched his father do this for years but never thought he would be pulled up to dance one day. From the fond looks from his parents, they probably didn’t either.
Shane meets Ilya’s smile with a half-hearted glare, but can’t deny swaying to the music in his boyfriend’s arms feels much better than stressing about a brand deal. Ilya makes a note to ask David for anymore tips and tricks.
ilya apologizing for being the first draft pick
Yuna posts a carousel of ilya on her Instagram page to celebrate his birthday with the caption, "My youngest turns a year older today. Thank you for bringing your big heart and soft smiles into our lives. Your perseverance, intuition and ambition never fails to amaze me. We can't wait to see what the future has in store for you and we're so so glad to call you our son.
P.S David asked me to tell you that he is very excited about the puzzle he picked out to do with you."
All the pics are of ilya being soft 🤧
Him at the dinner table stuffing his face with chicken parm with a mountain of cheese, the marinara sauce tinge the corners of his mouth
Him and Yuna on the couch, his head on her lap, her fingers lost in his curls
Him in the backyard of his house, sat on the ground while Anya licks his face
Him and shane passed out on different parts couch on their tummies, with their fingers tangled together
Him with the pikelings treating him like jungle gym. The twins hang from his biceps while Arthur is licking an ice lolly sat on his shoulders totally zoned out and little Amber has wrapped her teeny tiny hands around one of his knees. To be noted, he is wearing one of his expensive ass ray bans and his nails are painted in the bi flag and he's wearing those necklaces from the DIY jewellery making kits for kids.
Him solving a puzzle with David at the dinner table with a blanket around his shoulders
Him posing with 2 hotdogs as if they are guns, face scrunched in mock strain
A family photo of four of them in a restaurant all happy smiles, a bit shaky due the staff being nervous
Him sticking his tongue out at shane with the TV remote in one hand keeping it out of reach while the other arm tries to push shane away
The hudcon lick™️ on the ice but hollanov in their Ottawa jerseys
Him and shane at the dock with Shane's arm around his waist and his wrapped around Shane's shoulders at they watch the sun rise at the cottage
A picture of them at their wedding, shane throwing his head back laughing, his hand on his stomach with the wedding band glinting as ilya tries to hide his smirk into his champagne glass
When ilya finds out, he blushes deep red and tries to hold back tears.
"Shaaaannneeee, mama is trying to make me look uncool!!! She's posted nice pictures and its ruining my reputation!!" As he whines and poutspoutspouts while shane laughs at his face and feeds him cake
if anything ilya is the guy with a 5 step curl routine and shane has been using the same brand of shampoo that yuna bought him when he was 15
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