Trapped in a Time Loop

she/her.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

impossible to find a frankenstein recipe online that doesn't start with a freakin novel about the guy's early life in geneva... just gimme the ingredients and method

[babyanimalgifs]

Greatest gender reveal

[rissa-posts]

[butterflyinthewell]

You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

[thespectacularspider-girl]

[subtubitles]

[ghosta-r]

My family talking about me

[avpdghosts]

*accidentaly vents to friend* great now i can never speak to them again

[minjiminjiminji]

XKCD’s excellent presentation on historical global temperature and anthropogenic global warming. 

[After setting your car on fire] “Listen, your car’s temperature has changed before.”

[asteraceaeblue-deactivated20181]

For the “Earth’s climate has changed before” crowd.

[skywulker-archive]

Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just

:/

[welcometothe-black-parade]

Are you flirting with me or am I overanalyzing all of our interactions: a novel written by me

[avoidantproblem]

over-explaining everything because you’re scared of not making sense or people thinking you’re stupid

[wildwood-faun]

the thrilling sequel: under-explaining everything because you’re afraid of being seen as a rambling mess

[princeheathen]

the stunning conclusion: wildly varying between both based off the most recent way you’ve fucked up 

[hockyeah]

*blows a kiss under the stage* for the pit orchestra

[galacticpasta]

*blows a kiss behind the stage* for the run crew

[vintagedad]

*blows a kiss to the rafters* for the phantom

[gollygaush-deactivated20181124]

#relatable

[sophiebegins]

the fact that my eyes don’t glow when i’m at my strongest is unacceptable and not on brand

[gnarly]

me @ myself: you’re annoying tbh

[revolutionarytea]

Some guy in Ancient Greece, pointing at a perfectly climbable mountain: There are gods up there!

The rest of Ancient Greece: Sick, no need to fact check that 

[sunflowergif]

me: yeah im really tough

me: [gets scared by text notifications when they’re too loud]

me: [easily startled when people tap me on the shoulder]

me: [cries under any sort of pressure ever]

me: [cries when anyone raises their voice higher than their average volume]

me: so tough

[willynylanders]

me @ myself: wish you weren’t so fuckin awkward bud