There's a Nerd Here

Hello. I can still go by Romano but I'm pretty welcome to new nicknames.  I am 37 years old. My birthday is August 7. I was born in '88. This makes my signs a Leo and an Earth Dragon in Chinese zodiac. It's cool to know for the fact those are two awesome animals. Lion. And a Dragon. I'd put a list of things I like but I'm pretty sure you'd see what sort of dumb stuff I'm into if you either follow me or stalk my blog. But currently my obsession is South Park with a side of One Piece of Detective Conan (not that you'll see those really recently). My interests come and go and I haven't been too active lately. I've stupidly created an askblog which can be found here: https://ask-prets-sanji.tumblr.com/ Other than that, I'm not usually very active so if you follow me (for whatever reason), don't expect too much activity.

[tahthetrickster]

me: i have a very specific tumblr accent meme im thinking of that surely i should be able to pull up by searching the text in the meme

the most dogshit useless decimated search engine in the entire world:

[tahthetrickster]

i did find it btw but having a COMPUTER address me like it’s a person sent me into such an incandescent rage i nearly pitched my phone clear across the room

[eebie]

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[leebrontide]

I’ve never seen a kid struggle with the concepts of someone being gay, trans, or nonbinary.

I did once have to explain to an almost 3 year old why a chihuahua wasn’t a cat and let me tell you THAT was a struggle and the kid was very mad about it.

[fancyladssnacks]

@asynca I am deceased at your tag

[victusinveritas]

He's prostrating himself before the Eucharist, in case you're wondering. Or possibly planking.

[vvatchword]

@apocrypals

[apocrypals]

Hi, pope expert here. This isn’t funny — popes only do this when they’re in extreme distress

[my-dailydreams]

[ell-does-stuff]

shadow quiz is about to go crazy

[sociallyunacceptableart4]

This was my art school’s water fountain. Drink from them wolf tiddies

[mando-lore]

Assignment misunderstood. I have now built a city.

[mando-lore]

[mando-lore]

Give it a day

[alexaloraetheris]

[missquinn2]

The greatest trick the devil (the capitalist) ever pulled was convincing us that certain jobs weren’t “real” jobs

I don’t care if they’re done by anybody from a teenager to a retiree, they should be paid a living wage

[thisisradioactive]

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

[amoebasapph]

The one well-aged bit i don't think i can ever stop doing is "character name series surname".

[barbiegirldream]

Important personality test. What kid were you in gym class? I was the try hard who took it too seriously

[revilonilmah]

Spring Chimecho

[cadaverkeys]

genuinely one of my favourite details about Bram Stokers Dracula that isn't really transferred to the pop culture is that vampires have irridescent eyes, they appear brown at a glance, however when light is reflected on them they seem to go red!

[cadaverkeys]

another thing that pop culture latched onto is this idea that you might use a wreath of garlic bulbs to ward off a vampire, however, in the book there is a popular use of garlic blossoms rather than the bulbs. i think these are a lot prettier and way more versatile for stylisation! you could have a garlic flower crown.

[cadaverkeys]

also like the cowboy part can we please stop omitting the fact that there is a real ass cowboy in Bram Stokers Dracula and hes from real ass Texas and he has a fucking gun and he tries to fucking shoot Dracula

[kipine]

🌙

[ayayapap]

posting this silly video here as well

[seravph]

“what’s the worst fruit” i hope you fucking die im strangling you what the hell is wrong with you. ‘the worst fruit’… has god not made all of these fruits in the same light???? cunt

[rottenlittlefink]

Red Delicious Apples

[punk-rocking-nerd]

[parakeet]

5th from the bottom on applerankings.com

[voidsentprinces]

May I someday gain the same level of succinct cutting vitriol criticism as the applerankings.

[saltedweather]

to be fair, most of these EXCEPT the god damned Red Delicious were not bred or cultivated for eating, but for cider. We celebrate when we find an orchard that sells Rome or Newtown Pippin seconds, because they're tart enough to add flavor and balance out the sweetness of the other apples. You can't make a good cider from purely sweet apples, and you usually want a good blend of sweet, tart, and crisp.

Thr modern Red Delicious, on the other hand, was bred for one purpose, and one purpose only: to look good in a grocery store. It ships easily without bruising and stays fresh-looking for a long time. The real reason Red Delicious is so vile is that it was not created by god nor man, but capitalism.

[digitaldiscipline]