apple: why don’t you buy the new iphone 8 or X?
me: I still keep needing my kidney, thanks.
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we're not kids anymore.
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

shark vs the universe
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apple: why don’t you buy the new iphone 8 or X?
me: I still keep needing my kidney, thanks.
when someone ask me to translate something
This can’t be legal
underrated funny trope: someone who is not particularly tough gets grabbed by someone much stronger than them and makes a stock squeaky toy noise
because nothing starts ur day off right like darth vader crying heavily over ur naked body
Fruity!! 🐦
Lmfaooooooooooooooooo I shouldn’t be laughing but bruhhhhh
LMFAO 😭😭😭😭
😭😭😭
This is by far and away the most accurate representation of my life lmfaoaoaoaooooo
sounds like that guy from spongebob who screams out “my leg”
cons of tapeworm
-regular parasite stuff. I don’t want to bore you
pros of tapeworm
-friend inside
-never lonely
The dramatic irony in this is incredible
this is my new favorite video
Acting like the crows won’t try to cheat the system.
Acting like the crows won’t snatch cigarettes outta people’s mouths.
Acting like murders won’t fight viciously for terf.
If they cheat the system then they earned it.
Crows reduce the rates of lung cancer by aggressively nabbing cigarettes, news at 11.
This thread is the purest form of girls having girls backs.
The end where they’re two people fucked me up the most
Waka Flocka and Amy Poehler havin a moment in my dash.