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[zenithofstories]

Sarah J. Maas Bonus Chapter Masterlist

Many people have posted images of the bonus chapters from Sarah J. Maas's books, and I thank you for giving us access to content we would have missed out on otherwise. However, no one person has posted all of them, so I figure that I can collate the links in one place.

There are minor spoilers below the cut in the chapter descriptions, so be wary of looking too far ahead, if you have not read all the books.

Throne of Glass

The Captain and the Prince - A conversation between Dorian and Chaol before the start of TOG

The Assassin and the Captain - When Celaena arrives back at the castle from her first mission as the King's Champion between TOG and COM, Chaol is waiting to greet her

The Assassin and the Princess - Before the start of COM, once Celaena has been the King's Champion for a month, she and Nehemia do a little shopping in Rifthold

Untitled - Mistward is visited by nobles—including one of Rowan's exes—during Celaena's time there in HOF

Untitled - A bonus chapter while Aelin and the rest of her court travel through Terrasen in EOS

Untitled - Chaol and Nesryn's sea journey before the start of TOD

A Court of Thorns and Roses

Wings and Embers - Cassian goes to visit the mortal world and ask Nesta to deliver a letter to the mortal queens in ACOMAF (And an alternative)

Feyre's Perspective - In ACOSF, after Feyre and Rhys tells her sisters about their baby, they have a conversation

Azriel's Perspective - After the Winter Solstice celebration in ACOSF, Azriel is wandering the halls, unable to sleep

Crescent City

Ruhn's Perspective - Once Cormac comes to town in HOSAB, Flynn's younger sister decides to visit

Bryce's Perspective - Part 1 - Part 2 - Cormac invites Bryce to a luncheon at Flynn's parent's villa in HOSAB

Tharion's Perspective - Part 1 - Part 2 - Tharion reminisces about first meeting Hypaxia during HOSAB

*EDIT TO ADD: HOFAS has five bonus chapters, none of which have names and are just referred to by the characters they're about.

house.of.hurricane on insta has a reading guide for them, and has them all available in her highlights at the alternative link below ↓

u/ManicPlusSize on reddit has also posted a PDF of all five chapters if that is preferred.

Bryce and Danika - Takes place before the start of HOEAB

Bryce, Azriel and Nesta - Read after chap 16 of HOFAS

Ember and Randall - Read after chap 80 of HOFAS

Bryce and Hunt - Takes place after the series ends

Ruhn and Lidia - Takes place after the series ends

An alternative is here; the highlights contain all eight chapters

If I have missed any, please feel free to let me know, or link them in the comments/reblogs :D

[randomposts-blog]

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[kooley-high]

Reblog if people say you don't look your age.

[huffylemon]

[randomposts-blog]

Walking in vs walking out.

[memeuplift]

[gh0stblood-bat]

I posted on my close friends story that I need someone to call me tomorrow morning to wake me up and two of my online friends offered and I just want to say how grateful I am for all of my long distance friends

[randomposts-blog]

Awwwww sweetieee, you posted about this? 💕💕

[evetheealien]

white people ruined the non sexual intimacy of nakedness methinks

[evetheealien]

i think that for a species that come into the world naked and have such an easy time understanding sex, its ironic that the world at large cant accept that intimacy cant occur outside of sexual desire. there is intimacy in a shared bath between a mother and her child. between brothers sharing a bed. between friends changing in the same room.

and i said white people bc i feel like literally everyone else figured that shit out already? like in public bath houses and women walking around with their breasts exposed. europe got a hold of chriatianity and decided to put a worldwide ban nakedness and put these restrictions on the human body, bastardizing the nature with which we come into the world. its dirty, its deviant, its dangerous to be exposed in the appropriate spaces or ones own home.

the way young people have to cover up in their homes before guests come, the way shorts and other summer clothes are only perceived as sexual in nature and not the most effective way of combating a million degree heat, the way people freak out when they see a bra strap like it wasnt them who made bitches wear bras in the first place

i think we should let bodies be bodies be bodies

[evetheealien]

tl;dr dont be surprised if one day i just-

transgender men in japan in a trans-friendly hot spring in beppu japan

himba girls from a village in kaokoland, namibia

indian boys playing in a varanasi ghat

[grubloved]

from this post

[lesbianralzarek]

tumblr guide for new users:

1) there is no algorithm for your dashboard. can't stress this enough. your dashboard is in chronological order of posts and reblogs from people you follow. "based on your likes!" is a joke and they removed that feature in a week

2) because of the lack of algorithm, likes do nothing. if you want more people to see a post, you have to reblog it so it goes on your follower's dashes

3) the vast majority of posts on a person's blog tend to be reblogs. think 90% or so. some of those will have that person commenting on it, and more will have tags

4) comments stay on reblog chains, while tags only show up on your reblog of that post. it's kind of like a whisper voice. in either case, both op and the person you reblogged from see that in their notifications

5) tags don't go in the body of the post. writing "staying in #lasvegas" won't make it appear in the las vegas tag, it'll just look weird

6) it's totally normal to reblog and post multiple things in one day. it's normal to reblog the same post twice in a row. it's normal to have 100 posts+reblogs in a day. post limit (the total number of original posts and reblogs) for a single day is 250. you heard me. 250. go hog fucking wild

7) it defaults to having a visible likes tab on your blog (but only on your blog, not the dashboard) but most people toggle it off

8) "tumblr clout" is a fucking joke. no one can see your follower count, and no one makes money here. there are no influencers. enjoy not giving a shit about maintaining a public persona. it's all anonymous and your employers won't find you here

[thescholarlystrumpet]

Wanted to add (from my own experience here - 9 years or so):

Your experience on tumblr is what YOU make of it. Follow and block accordingly. Filter tags you don't like. Block blogs if they feel offensive to you. No one has to know. Message people who post content you enjoy. Some will want to interact, others will not. But there's no harm in reaching out. Content creators are here for the love (since, as mentioned above, there is NO money) so please, please show it by reblogging.

[theconcealedweapon]

[libraryofjoy]

Lady of shallot. Lady of onion. Lady of garlic. Lady of chives.

[skiptomy]

its 4am and I have no control over what i draw

[headspace-hotel]

A medieval nun would love this post

[myomikan]

This is what Vi actually had in mind in the “help me with the zipper” comic I posted a while ago 😏

[ray-marisha]

christmas present for @katebishps

Because inside your arms is the only place I’ve ever felt like I was at home.

[gaynfl-moved]

your late twenties is like one of your friends is getting promoted, one of your friends is binge-watching an early 2000′s tv show, one of your friends is moving away, one of your friends is moving home, one just graduated, one just dropped out, one spends all day in bed, at least three of them are getting into crystals and alternative medicine, one of them is changing careers, one of them still “doesn’t know what they want to do with their life” and talks about starting a podcast, one of them is on sabbatical, and everyone’s tummy hurts but they’re being so brave about it

[delphinidin4]

I’m Honestly Fed Up With All The Bad News, So I Illustrated 40 Of The Best Ones From 2021

We need more positive news to acknowledge that the world is actually getting better little by little. Here are some of the top performing positive news illustrations from 2021.

[thelittledaily-deactivated20260]

[alrightevans]

tag game: what would your name be if your parents had named you like edward and bella named renesmee (renée + esme) 

[emilysidhe]

Oh man this is gonna be so whacky let me see you put my grandmothers’ names together and you get … Maryanne. Oh.

[andhumanslovedstories]

I was like “haha yeah Classic Twilight Jests” and then I remembered that my middle names are my grandmother’s names, and that I use my middle names as my tumblr url so for my online identity I literally and willingly renesmeed myself

[thesifsterhood]

My grandmothers’ names are Kathleen and Oraide (she was Brazilian and I’ve never met an American who can say it right without practice). There’s no way that’s gonna be an attractive name. Oraideen? Kathlaide? Kathlaide looks cool on paper but if you were trying to pronounce it correctly it’d be like Kath-LYE-jee and that’s just bonkers.

[queenofthecute]

both of my grandmothers are named Dorothy, so…

[perrine-hideaway]

Well…read my username 😆

[randomposts-blog]

Waltraud + Elisabeth

Walbeth

Elitraud

Waltrauth

Thanks to my parents, they didn't renesmee me, i guess

[catchymemes]

Anti wolf heck collar

“The purpose of the collar is to protect the dog wearing it when it has to fight the wolves. The collar base protects the dog’s throat and carotid arteries, while the spikes are intended to deter bites to the neck or even injure wolves trying to do so.”

[heatandapathy]

“And what do you get from serving humans that you do not get from running free?” sneered the wolf.

“Free food, unconditional love and tactical upgrades,” replied the herding dog.

[castle-engineer-deactivated2019]

I see your anti-wolf dogs and raise you Spanish War Dogs.

[icarus-in-fl1ght-deactivated202]

I see your Spanish war dogs and raise you the Tibetan Mastiff, which was actually bred to fight tigers and has fur so thick that it doesn’t need armor

They’re also what I like to describe as ‘fuck you’ big

[fairygothprince]

you want a fuck you dog ok i see your tibetan mastiffs, and raise you the caucasian shepherd dog 

they were bred to hunt bears, and they are fuck you dogs.

[littlecofiegirl]

All I see are Good Pupps. 

[chaosroid]

All I see are Fereldans trying to one up each other on their knowledge of dog breeds

[peashooter85]

A dog named Beanie wearing an anti-coyote vest

https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2018/12/beanie-the-dog-coyote-vest/577540/

[metalcatholic-deactivated202202]

^ If you live in an area with coyotes I actually recomend those

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

Reblog to make your puppets heckin punk AF

[brainfuzz]

And then there’s this guy

[safe-haven-safe-place]