Living With A Dumbass

This blog is dedicated to the random shit my sister says and does

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WORMS IN MY EYES

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Garlic

Garlic

Garlic

I Have Garlic In My Fish Bowl

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Ok maybe this is a cursed thought but what if you filled the hot tub with vinegar and then when u soaked in it u become a human pickles

Dill seasoning like bubbles

Tasty.

Crunchy.

Refreshing.

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I have a desire to eat worms

Twirl them up in a fork.

Saucy.

Like spaghetti.

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I have confirmed the existence of frogs

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I have a foot fetish

But only for animal feet

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My brain needs to be lubricated

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Last night in my dream I was throwing kraft singles at a bunch of security guards and I was dressed like an ABBA member

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She’s fucking chewing on a fishing lure

We did a random gift exchange at our family gathering and she got fishing lures and hooks and now we’re just sitting in the back of the room and she’s just chewing on a fucking lure and said it tastes like poly pockets clothes

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I am overcome with a visceral need to consume a massive bowl of rice

- a text received at 1am

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She shoved pumpkin guts in her mouth just cause our brother told her to

And she ate it too

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She literally took a bite out of it like it was a apple what

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She shoved pumpkin guts in her mouth just cause our brother told her to

And she ate it too

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You know when you take a piece of laminate paper, and wiggle it? And it goes all wubububububbb

That’s what I feel like right now

- got this one around midnight

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Got this at 1am

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Do they do taxidermy on humans???

I want my body preserved in someone’s basement

- we were talking about this at dinner

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Bacon looks so sexy when it’s cooking

- she said this while watching the bacon in the oven

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My toes are shedding their skin like a snake

- I don’t know at this point