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Me when I check tumblr

Me: Holy crap someone liked my post

Me: *is slightly happy bc I post a lot to my queue and then fuck off to god knows where for like three months*

The Person Who Liked It: It's Cheesebot

Me: It's Cheesebot. D:

You’ve heard of Panic! At The Disco, but now you’ve heard of Fire! In A Crowded Theater.

Yes this is a first amendment joke.

Everything is legal if you run a dictatorship

You don’t follow the rules; the rules follow you

When Donald T**** was running for president no one in the brass section named their trumpet Donald and was I disappointed? Absolutely.

I was a clarinet so there isn’t that many names to work with.

Conspiracy Theory: A taco is the child of a burger and a burrito

The evidence is just too big to ignore

Artemis turned Callisto into a bear to protect her

Yes, she is my greek girlfriend

You could potentially become an egg if you try eggstremely hard

Fight me

Unpopular opinion: Honeybees should just dissipate from the Americas

No I’m not going to defend myself

Honestly, everything in life is pointless