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Why Movies About College are Actually Full of Shit.

This is very important because my brother and I grew up thinking college was like this. Like we would live out a beer commercial.

And when I got to college and it DIDN’T happen, it stressed me out. I thought I was doing something wrong again. I had, apparently, messed up high school according to the media, and now college?! The supposed best time of my life?! It created a big depression, and living far from home made it worse as I had no friends or family I could immediately talk to. It took a long time for me to understand that movies and commercials and shows that portray college like that is complete and utter bullshit.

aprillikesthings

Also, a reminder:

Most Americans don’t have college degrees. Of the ones who do, tons of them don’t finish in four years.

Lots of people go to community colleges.

Lots of people live at their parents’ house while in school.

The TV and movie stereotype of college–even just the “everyone goes to college and lives in a dorm” thing–only a tiny minority of Americans actually live that out.

littleroundpumpkin

Also just because you finished school and DO have a degree doesn’t mean you’ll get the perfect high end job right after graduating. You may not even get jobs that cater to your degree until later down the road.

Real life isn’t like a movie.

randy-hates-you

I have a Bachelor of Arts in English Literature and can’t get a fucking job at Barnes & Nobles haha

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bitchesgetriches

911 I just witnessed a murder

malwarewolf404

It really is behind a fucking paywall I can’t…

ephemeralhorror

"if you could have any videogame ability what would it be?"

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frogs r like (๑ Θ ◡ Θ ๑)

kawaiidesuyolo

Homestucks are like frogs r like (๑ Θ w Θ ๑)

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ginadanielsjfc

every time I use “they” to refer to a single gender-unknown person on Tumblr, another piece of my grammar-filled heart shatters, and the pieces scatter at the bottom of hell

davidemmerich

“They” has been a singular pronoun for hundreds of years, you melodramatic dipshit.

miguel-the-sexy-and-powerful-god

well… actually… no… they is plural. people use they when they should use he, she, or it.

baras-deactivated20150906

dense motherfucker, the pronoun “they” is an english equivalent for the third person indefinite singular and has been for literally centuries. it remains morphologically and syntactically plural therefore you don’t need to shit your little pantaloons at compromising your surely rock solid grammar rules.

i guarantee every fuckin time you’ve ever had to refer to a person of an unknown gender you’ve used “they” subconsciously. (“The post clerk gave me a message for you.” “Oh, what did they say?”) but you only have a problem with it when people specify it as a pronoun for themselves because you’re a shitlord i fuckin guess.

manthedog

grammarized straight into hell

randy-hates-you

Chaucer used singular “they” in the 14th fucking century so shut the fuck. You clearly have, at most, a surface level understanding of grammar and I would venture to guess not a fucking sliver of entymological knowledge.

technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,

2rsquared

I want a new character

Then make one.

😂

Apparently “spite” is not an ‘appropriate answer’ to “What motivates you?”

md-admissions

I called it ‘tenacity’ on my med school, residency, and fellowship applications.

But it was spite.

henryclervals

we’re almost in the ‘20s and dadaism is thriving, europe’s in a shambles, everyone is broke and the right wing is on the rise so i guess we really don’t learn a goddamn thing huh