ctommy addict

will dox myself for 20 quid

[randy-mayhaps]

randy // it/xe/he // minor

interests: dsmp, qsmp 2, dndads, gravity falls, nitw, disco elysium + a lot more im forgetting

tags:

its me randy for all my text posts

// pinterest // ao3 // pronouns page //

[princezamx3]

It’s June… you know what that means…

[randy-mayhaps]

turns out it's not the lack of social skills it's just that people arent ready for me yet

I FEEL SO FREE

[nomadthingsunderscore]

I like putting him in situations

[sunshinethena]

Lady Gaga’s “Boys, Boys, Boys” but sung by used car salesman Tony Colette like “Cars, Cars, Cars”

[dreamw3av3r]

Nicknames are for friends and William Stampler is no friend of mine

[catboy-grant-wilson]

Grant definitely dated one of the other kiddads in high school. He is too gay and Gen Z to not have had a doomed homerotic best-friendship-turned-romantic relationship that ended badly but they still stayed friends after because they're codependent

[prettyupsetnerd]

guess who's back with a DNDADS REDRAW!!

(bc I missed drawing Scary Marlowe)

can you believe it's been two whole years since my s2 obsession....

2024 version under cut

[randy-mayhaps]

just saying, if you use one of those fake people generators, fake phone number generators and (if you're outside the us) a vpn, you could easily flood the aliens.gov ICE tip line, just an idea though

[lcnsdjstr]

AU no one asked for: the Teens immediately fail so these idiots save the world

Hermie: The warlock replacement of the group. Hasn’t yet realised that Jodie is his demonic patron and everything is primed to go very poorly when he does find out. When both his scene partner and will they-won’t they companion are stopped, Hermie decided to step up into the role of hero. For mostly self serving reasons.

I initially wanted to make him a wild magic sorcerer curtesy of scam, but it felt fun to match them up with the original teen classes

Brad Schmegan: Was Baptised, thus the cleric. Joined the group when he learned about what his father was doing.

Under explored daddy issues makes him fit in perfectly with the others

Hero Oak Swallows Garcia: Vengeance Paladin, doesn’t care to save the world but will save her brother.

Erica Drippens: Horse girl is the clear choice for a ranger. Technically not an npc and technically less daddy issues, but the character is hilarious and I Need her dynamic.

This is all stupid and underdeveloped but tell me yall understand.

[m0th-named-clementine]

final post of 2025!!!!! ONTO 2026!!!!! (the neighbor in question is cpurpled)

[appleswithinthestars]

[dungeon-head]

My four beautiful quadruplets, oh the horror

[heyitsethan]

Just starting a season two relisten and the first episode always reminds me of this scene. Surely im not the first person to have done this

[i-need-that-blonde-twink-now]

Average polish family

[threedollarsdotcom]

yaouch! that hurts me when you hit me until I'm blood

[sulphursmokeandsoot]

daisies au so BASICALLY your average c!sbi apocalypse au turned worse (it gets kind of dark actually so be warned). also Wilbur does kinda suck a lot in this au so apologists maybe look away

neotrio are all in ctechnos bunker and roughing it out. but uh oh ! tommy got bit. he doesn't tell anyone and he's actually successful at hiding it at first because wilbur's really fuckign stupid

techno inevitably finds out though and he's like. "well we're gonna have to taje you out back and-" tommy "TECHNO I DONT WANT TO DIE WHAT THE FUCK." and technos like. "Chill. we're just cutting your arm off. so the infection doesn't spread." and tommy's still like "what the actual fuck dude" and he tries to hide behind wilbur who's trying to like mediate it all but wilbur's eventually like "idk dude.. he's got a Point"

so they do in fact rawdog his arm amputation and tommy still feels very betrayed by wilbur and also in like tons and tons of pain.

the next day they're gonna go on a trip to the springs because Wilbur STINKS!!! and like they should probably wash tommy's freaking arm. they're on their walk now but wilbur is bitchy and basically starts a fight while tommy's blabbering. personal insults get thrown back and forth and it escalates til wilbur like ragequits and walks off into the woods. Where i'm sure nothing will go wrong. so anyway he's monolouging to himself and WHOA punz is there. and he shoots him crazy kirk style that's kinda where we left off in the rp (it was only a tranq dart dw)

otehr notes

phil got separated from neo trio but he is alive ! he's off in the middle of nowhere working on a cure probably

tubbo is also alive i believe

punz and dream are Like scientists doing shit

there might be some tnt duo later on idk

thars Lowkey all I can explain cuz I only play wilbur 😭 but yeahYay

WAIT ARHHGHGHGHGHHHH I LOVE THIS SO MUCHHHHHH!!!!! apocalyspe aus r sooooo cool and we love cwilbur being a dickhead (it's what he does best /hj)

also "shoots him crazy kirk style" got a chuckle out of me that was pretty funny

AGHHHH IF THIS GOES ANYWHERE RP OR OTHERWISE (LIKE WRITTEN ETC) ID BE SO HYPED TO SEE IT DUDEEEEE HEHEHEHEH

adore the wilbur bashing in this one. hes fucking stupid and awful and also he smells. punz shoot this dickhead.