"Duality Is My Burden"

If i were an animal, i'd be a hare with the soul of a turtle according to my friend

[oldlunchmeat]

im gunna go back in time and kick my own ass

[kittensnax]

Past me is an idiot and future me is a bastard I only exist in the present

[nice-homestuck-reference-bro]

haha like, is this like that part in homestuck where karkat argues with himself through paradox time?

[kittensnax]

how many fingers do you have

[nice-homestuck-reference-bro]

Ten?

[kittensnax]

how many do you intend to keep

[madeonstuck-deactivated20140307]

WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS

LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND

BUT BIGGER

WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE

[geek-in-a-box]

theme parks. just. theme parks.

[samielcastiel]

but u have to pay for theme parks

[victorysunshine-blog-blog]

that’s the adult part

[santhipoma]

son of a bitch

[tpt-moved]

ladies and gentlemen, behold

the St. Louis City Museum:

Playground for adults and children.

They even serve alcohol.

[twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck-dea]

I know where we’re going guys

[onlyblackgirl]

This requires entirely too much physical activity.

[weloveshortvideos]

there’s a goat! why is there a goat!? oh my god! there’s a fucking lama!

[yourweeaboobs]

PLEASEEE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD UNMUTE THIS HE’S SO PERPLEXED

[wonderworman-archive]

the fact that Love Simon’s tag lines are “he’s done keeping his story straight” and “coming out 2018” like….. they get us… bad puns are gay culture and they know that

[heeey-adora]

this was a standee at my work 

[softurl]

good instincts kev

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

Ben over there waiting for Kevin to get straight slaughtered

[dogmurderer]

[3840293843293-deactivated202211]

we could shorten “big mood” to “bmood” but you all are not ready 

[batbitequeen-deactivated2018021]

bood

[3840293843293-deactivated202211]

oh fuck. it was i who was not ready

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

I really cannot get over this cats fucking face it’s so round and conveying an emotion that I simply am not equipped to understand

[reactionfaces]

[ruecian]

what the fuck is the joke here

[bunchamunchafaunus]

some

[reactionfaces]

[ruecian]

oh

[bunchamunchafaunus]

BODY

[timetraveldean]

[thesassycat]

You can only reblog this today.

[randy-the-random-being-blog]

Phryne (oc) 2017-2018

[saltchip]

tbh my music taste is so hard to describe like it’s literally everything except for the songs i dont like

[lordpapio]

Overwatch’s Carnaval ¼

Here the carnaval begins even before christmas I’m not even kidding But only now Lúcio was able to bring some of the gang to some of the street previews 

the party officialy lasts 4 days but in reality its about 3 months. 

ALSO I’m totally giving them brazilian names so:

Tarsila

Aninha

Jamilton Freitas 

Continuar lendo

[en-vrdad-prra-blog-blog]

I'm sorry for y'all that can't have this

on a regular basis

I really am

[lordpapio]

Bitch don’t talk to me, I have pink guaraná named after our lord and savior Jesus