[accidentallyadoptedazoo]

Not Everything That Crinkles Is a Snack For You - A novel by me, about my pets

[nyxandshion]

Sometimes I Open the Fridge For Me - the thrilling sequel

[natey-night]

[raindogs-deactivated20230528]

crazy 2 think tht I’m just a series of posts in someones phone screen

[raindogs-deactivated20230528]

ahah. Let Me Out <3

[triforce-princess]

[xspilledcoffeepoetryx-deactivat]

Everybody shut up I'm sinking into a daydream universe where I'm loved and nothing is wrong

[carnival-phantasm]

Gonna be on 12-hours duty at the hospital for the first time tonight, wish me luck

[carnival-phantasm]

The idea is doing the opposite, but thanks!

[carnival-phantasm]

We did it, lads!

[unyanizedcatboys]

w-which one did you do

[carnival-phantasm]

We did it!!! 👏👏

[sadtit-deactivated20160618]

my mom: come down dinner is done me: ok my mom: itll be done in 15 minutes why dont you set the table me:

[fortunatemind]

Sometimes you just need to listen to the same song for an entire afternoon 

[paparoachscarsmp3-deactivated20]

[sadgalari]

when your shy ass is doing ok in a convo bc the other person is carrying it by themselves and they say “enough about me, what’s going on with you???”

[alderaan-babe]

This had such good meme potential I couldn’t resist

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

devil fish are ocean butterflies

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

majestic ocean flap-flap

[sweatbox-deactivated20230205]

stop drawing human blathers as a twink we all know he looks like this

[dogcoding]

[morallygreymmc]

hello darkness, my old friend

[whitepeopletwitter]

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

oh you think your life is hard? try being a gay rat living in france who hates your dad and just wants to cook

[owlistic]

why did this post make me realize there are no female rats in this movie

[deathdaydreamm]

actually there is, she has one line at the end when she says “how do you know?”

ok I just skimmed though the movie again, and here she is in the beginning, she just doesn’t say anything, and you wouldn’t guess she was a girl because they didn’t do that weird humanizing, tits and longer eyelashes thing that most movies with animals do.

i’m pretty sure that all the female coded rats are the smaller rats, which is apparently accurate to real rats. Remmy is also really small. after going though the movie I realized that there are only five rats that have actual lines. Remmy, Emile, the dad, the really big bodyguard rat, and the rat at the end. whack.

[gabriellegibby]

>girl rats are smaller

>Remmy is smaller

>Remmy is trans

[lemememeringue]

remmy is trans and his father accepts that but not his passion for cooking

[loopityboop-deactivated20221117]

remmy: dad i think im a boy

dad: sure son

remmy: also im tired of eating literal rotted garbage

dad: you w h a t

[dankmemeuniversity]