Rough And Tumblr Past

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[rantasmal-and-phesplendent]

Quietly reuploads the leggy boy video

[mamaangiwine]

When people graffiti on buildings: Yes! Ha ha! Fuck yes!

When people graffiti on rockfaces and cliffsides on hiking trails: What the absolute fuck.

[mamaangiwine]

It's not punk to poison the soil, dude.

[melynnwaters]

please don't reblog this post a devilish temptress tricked me into making it and she placed a hex upon it so that every reblog removes a molecule from my body

[ranch-dressing-flavored-frog]

I think we can do it.

[nudityandnerdery]

Posts that have 2x10^25 notes to me.

[oojamaflip-whatchamacallit]

#we’re not even close to destroying a single cell#sunlight probably does more damage to op every day than we’ve done collectively as a site

We gotta work harder!!

[femmeharlequin-deactivated20240]

BREAKFAST???

[femmeharlequin-deactivated20240]

For reference,

[not-your-lawyer]

“French is such a beautiful, romantic language.”

“Cat, I farted.”

[adobe-outdesign]

I realize it’s just because they’re trying to introduce the audience to the concept of Pokemon and everything but nothing will ever be funnier to me than prof oak being like “these are creatures called Pokemon, they live in all sorts of environments!” like imagine if you met a biology professor and they were like ‘I’ve been studying these intriguing creatures called “animals’

[fair-itself]

I maintain that Pokemon starts to make a lot more sense when you stop thinking of the Professors as biologists and start thinking of them as children’s science communicators, which, in a world where children as young as 10 are expected to make their way in a world populated by superpowered fauna almost entirely alone, stands as an important and laudable career. “There are 150 animals” becomes the in-universe equivalent of “There are three states of matter.” There’s too much information in this field to dump on a grade-schooler all at once, so Professor Oak is here to mete out animal facts as they become relevant in an easy-to-understand way.

That being said, I would love to see what kind of shit the real Pokemon biologists are on. I’m just imagining some disheveled, overcaffienated researcher writing a grant proposal for their study on why certain wingull seem to evolve into pelipper faster when they hatched in the winter or something. There’s bird shit on their glasses. They haven’t left the lighthouse in months. This is their life’s work. Ash Ketchum doesn’t need to know about real Pokémon biology.

[brattyfemmebaby]

designing shirts for our butch/femme group 💕

*do not fucking steal my art i s2g*

[workingitinportland-deactivated]

IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?

[artisanalqueer]

Hi friend! Fun fact! The human body can only absorb one liter of water per hour, and not all at once! Likely the reason you’re peeing so much is because you’re taking in too much water at a time, so your body just flushes it through your system as opposed to absorbing it. A good rule is ¼ liter every 15 minutes. Don’t get me wrong, there are definitely times that I want to (and will) glug a whole liter like it’s nothing, but steady hydration throughout the day is key! -Your friendly local wilderness first responder who rehydrates people for their job :)

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

Dang okay 📝

[fascinationstreetmp3]

i hate the “on average a user only sees 25 posts per session so they have to be good and varied” bullshit on that staff post. if i open tumblr and the 25 posts i see are nothing but a single mutual mass reblogging their favourite thing that i couldn’t care less about. well. that’s what i enjoy

[katelyn-danger]

I think the bicycle helmet discourse really just reinforces the idea that people believe that accidents only happen to the stupid and careless, and that people who get hurt somehow deserve it. And since nobody wants to believe themselves to be stupid, or thinks they could be careless or distracted, it's not necessary to take precautions.

And then they take safety advice as an insult because telling someone to be safe is seen as an accusation of being stupid and irresponsible, and not just a value neutral acknowledgement of statistical inevitably. We see it with masks, and seatbelts, and now bicycle helmets because everyone wants to believe they're too clever to get hurt, and too lucky to get hurt badly, until suddenly you're not and you have to resign, in shame, to being one of the people you previously saw as annoying nags, assuming you're even still alive.

[gasterofficial]

put that old man in a situation

[erinomaista]

This is my old man. The situation?

He conpfy.

[gasterofficial]

FUCK yes everybody go home this post is about him now

[phantomrose96]

Anon-hate is whatever and porn bot followers are that type of symbiosis where I'm the host and I don't give a shit, but the one Tumblr irritant that will make me maul you with teeth is when someone hops on my conversational, borderline creative writing shitpost and goes "Omg, OP needs to learn about grammar. OP needs to learn about ending sentences with periods." Like Oh? Did the creative piece on the no-one-gives-a-fuck blogging website not conform to textbook grammar? Did the frenetically-cadenced writing contain a run-on sentence as a rhetorical device to mimic fast-paced oral conversation? Should we tell everyone? Should we report this to the library? Should we call Merriam Webster?

[phantomrose96]

Hey mumble I'm gonna study you under a mircoscope for this one

[boozehund-blog]

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

[wolfprud3-deactivated20170620]

FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic

[bitterblackboricua]

[blluish]

[sosuperawesome]

Firefly Glow-in-the-Dark Pin Set // Kili Midi

[typhlonectes]

[alpha-beta-gamer]

Titanic: Project 401 allows you explore a jaw-droppingly authentic recreation of the RMS Titanic, from first class all the way down to the engine rooms.

Read More & Play The Alpha, Free (Windows)

[luckyhobbitsfoot]

Can't wait for the submersible DLC

[the-big-mood]

[rad-roach]

I say this with affection: the Honor & Glory guys are absolutely fucking insane. They’re going on? Eight years of work now? With the eventual end goal of recreating every inch of Titanic in painstaking historic detail. There used to be an actual game planned for the environment as well but I think at this point it’s 100% about the ship.

Godspeed, you lunatics. Hopefully my computer will be able to handle the end product.