Running With Safety Scissors

UNT alum. Chemist. If I giggle, I reblog. It's pretty simple. Don't expect too many personal posts.

[inside-my-gay-mind]

[ex]

[quitetheketch-moved]

[blagueofchaos]

Audio transcript : Hamster balls are like so dangerous for small animals. You know why? Because like, they can't extend their back properly, so their back is like thi-- (cuts off abruptly as the creature in the hamster ball is revealed to be a crab; pauses. The following is said with an affectionate tone like one uses when speaking of a cute animal:) Well, he can't break his spine 'cause he don't have a spine.

[stevencharleston]

I have been somewhat obsessed with the phrase "In what scientists are calling 'pretty gay,'" for many years because of this ancient xkcd

[ruinedchildhood]

[el-lugar-bueno]

Meme news: The Brazilian actress Renata Sorrah came out as bisexual at the age of 76

That's her, btw

She's an icon and also very talented. We Stan.

[knitmeapony]

Diversity win! Icon for indecision comes out as bisexual!

[vaspider]

Now we know what she was trying to figure out.

[lindsaychrist]

me when i spot a dua lipa stan getting fucked in an alley as new rules plays in the distance from the local gay club

[feistyfrank]

screaming at the caption

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

i love hannah montana the movie

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

so apparently the one with the wig thought someone was talking about her behind her back….so she went in “disguise"💀💀to find out what were they saying and after she confronted them in disguise they said something about her to her face and then…she snatched her wig off and said the iconic “surprise bitch”

[surprisebitch]

put this in the MOMA

[hi-imkingdavid]

Like… her face didn’t change. Like she just got a black wig. Y'all really ain’t know it was her?

But then again. Superman and Clark Kent’s only difference is a par of $50 dollar Glasses

[psychedelicfelon]

Hiding in plain sight, classic espionage shit

[77zcr-deactivated20240609]

well i’ll be damned

[kaiiwooo-deactivated20180323]

welp

[thelovelybones124-deactivated20]

SHE DID THAT !

[taurusgodmother]

IF YOURE NOT GOING THIS HARD FOR BLACK WOMEN YOU ARE NOT AN ALLY

[slayyytoven-deactivated20200920]

[gl3nblu3z-deactivated20210301]

Jeeze man. Imagine if the whole world thought this way.

[writinginraw]

I mean, I know the community is real stingy these days passing out plates to the cookout for Caucasian mediocrity, but bitch she did THAT 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[petalpetal]

its lavender  

[vinesforall]

James: Maybe we shouldn’t get too greedy. That’s when things fall apart.

Meowth: Don’t worry that pretty blue head o’ yours, I got a plan.

James: [offscreen, lowkey annoyed] It’s lavender.

[sapiomorph]

I love this

[mintmilano]

I’m donating plasma and they’re playing Can’t Get You Out Of My Head and I’m lip syncing along and now they know I lied when I said I’ve never had sex with a man

[hipstermun-deactivated20150212]

[cloperella]

that was awesome

[lizawithazed]

this delights me

[burglethoseturts-blog-deactivat]

I TELL EVERYONE ABOUT THIS VIDEO BUT I NEVER FOUND IT AGAIN BUT HERE IT IS YEEES

[sushinfood]

I LOVE IT WHEN STUDENTS JUST DECIDE TO DO THEIR OWN FUN THING AND IT SOUNDS SO GREAT SINCE THEY ALL LOVE IT

[microcroft]

@schrodingers-kitty-cat

[tag-redfield]

Everytime this comes around, it’s still just as amazing

[r4d1x]

Hearing Dr. Beat in the background is nearly triggering

[localstarboy]

[drugfriendly]

This whole video is a mess and I fucking love it lmaaooo

[tw00shy]

She beat everyone of them 💀💀

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

WHAT??

[samoforthesocalledavantgarde]

Me at 2am: *goes on tumblr to see what the fuck y’all niggas up to*

Y’all: *does not disappoint*

[nyliakiam]

@queenterren

[tyzenmaster8]

This was……..a lot

[assgod]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Bruh. This was so intense.

[monkeysaysficus]

I’m Green Shirt With A Platter

[blu-iv]

It started with sis fighting EVERYONE! Then in the end everyone was fighting eachother and you couldn’t tell who was fighting who! Great TV!

[leplastiquedick]

[sabotagedselfie]

STOP DONT DO TINASHE LIKE THIS 💀

[identificat]

Visit Original Link

[chuuzus]

It’s the 10 year anniversary of 2009…

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

we let fireflies be a hit the same year tik tok dropped what the fuck

[coughloop]

theres no way all these songs came in 2009 i straight up refuse to believe this im sucking the video back out of my head

[rantsandraves13]

15th anniversary now ...

[animedogoftheday]

Today’s anime dog of the day is:

Alexander from Fullmetal Alchemist (2003) Look at these two! So close they’re practically inseparable.

[i-can-do-tricks]

[hyrude]

tell me why this budgetless gay youtube series made for fun by a group of friends has the best editing and writing of anything i’ve watched in a year.

also tell me how this single scene can contain every single one of the top three most iconic lines in history.

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

this is from “the gay and wondrous life of caleb gallo” & i implore u to look it up and watch every episode immediately

[biivory69]

It’s Pride Month so I’m being this baby backs round cause yes!