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drag artist & mediocre novelist & terrible antique planter with no drainage hole drakenier | soulsborne | ico | horror | dark fantasy | miyashita yuu | shitposting | also drag tip your queens, join an org old zelda was better i don't like playing with debug tools

[whip-cream-and-fruit]

[rapidpoisoning]

i went to the roguelike grocery store but they randomized the aisles again

[audioexorcisms]

Lets dissect uncle to find his wish gland

[designerpets]

this is why commas are so

important 🤓

[audioexorcisms]

Where do you think the comma goes

[anglaised]

they want me to die alone in a dark cave

[thulium]

[anglaised]

they think we like obama

[drops-of-universe]

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

[rapidpoisoning]

life, liberty and a fursuit with a penis

[cosmonautroger]

[shihanee]

[glamberrr]

Yami yugi period cramps gif

[tgirl-thucydides]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

[thecottageinthedark]

[petermorwood]

You have to listen to the basic melody a while before you start to improvise.

[hypotheticalpeople]

guy who plays albums on mute, it was never really about sound for him as much as feeling a sense of progression through a series of named durations

[despazito]

sometimes an american will be talking to you and they start throwing around numbers like 70 or 90 when talking about the weather and you just have to smile and nod

[neopetdestroyer]

[orteil42]

do you know how much of a letdown it was to grow up smelling the aged whiskey in my grandpa's pantry. the wine in my parents' dinner glasses. the anise liquor on summer evenings. and finally being of drinking age and finding out it all kinda just tastes like car exhaust

[natalieironside]

Get fucked up on tylenol and spread gender ideology

[natalieironside]

I'm gonna smoke a whole carton of tylenol and get a taxpayer funded sex change abortion

[catgirlwheels]

Natalie you're not supposed to smoke and get operated on at the same time :(

[natalieironside]

Well, I don't see any cops around

[catgirlwheels]

I won't tell anybody 👍

[natalieironside]

Gonna do fat rips of tylenol while the doctor installs my new custom fitted all leather interior state-of-the-art virginia which hardworking americans had to pay for

[natalieironside]

#does it have heated seats too? if so I'm sold

hemi