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[raptorrr22]

little homosexuals on my phone, i need help finding a top gun fanfic, literally all i remember that it was icemav and that maverick had a pineapple allergy and the fic was centered around that, it was maybe 3k words MAX (probably below that but idk)

[thatsmolmusicnerd]

Pete maverick Mitchel and Ethan Hunt are the same person the only difference is that Ethan is a service top and Mav is a bratty bottom

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[halestrom]

bradley bradshaws no good very bad day

[kcsplace]

That Ice not only has the massive mural of Icemav after the Layton Rescue in the hall, but then also has his current admiral portrait directly opposite as though gazing upon it and Mav?

Iconic Admiral Shit.

Not subtle, but iconic work nonetheless

[incorrectdaggersquad]

Rooster: Jake, you need to apologise to them.

Hangman: Fine, but I have to warn you, this might make me a better person and that is not the man you fell in love with.

(x)

[incorrectdaggersquad]

Hangman: Is she going to be ok?

Payback: Yes, just keep applying pressure.

Hangman, leaning in closer to Phoenix: If you die, Brandley and I will have no supervision.

Payback: Not like that!

Rooster: It's true!

(x)

[kcsplace]

Top Gun Silliness

[incorrectdaggersquad]

Bob: Between, Rooster, Hangman and Phoenix, there are three braincells.

Bob: And Phoenix has all three of them.

(x)

[incorrectdaggersquad]

Hangman: Want to help me commit a felony?

Coyote: What the hell??

Hangman: Sorry, my bad.

Hangman, whispering: Want to help me commit a felony?

Coyote, whispering: Of course dude, what do you need?

(x)

[personfrommars10]

I headcanon Ice as the most jealous person ever like whipping around and saying you know other men style jealous.

And Maverick is the opposite and also a flirt, like he sweet talks everyone.

So when they get together Mav tells Ice that they need to have a conversation about boundaries and stuff and I can just see it going like this

Maverick: okay so as you know I am kinda a flirt, me and goose jokingly flirt with each other, me and Carole do as well, I'm just that type of person.

Iceman: that's gonna need to stop.

Maverick: um, why?

Iceman: jealousy streak

Maverick: well then you're gonna have to tone it down because I'm not gonna give up flirting with my bestie for you

Iceman: but I'm your-

Maverick: don't care

[overwhelmed-alien]

Can you imagine Jake - prim, freshly shaved, fatigues pressed just so - getting off a plane after a six month deployment and seeing newly retired Bradley Bradshaw standing there waiting for him looking like this:

Could you imagine how Jake’s brain would completely short circuit to the point he accidentally fumbles his duffel and then trips over it, because his braincells are melting at the sight. How Bradley just smirks, like he knows exactly what he’s doing to Jake. Jake’s never seen him with any facial hair but the mustache. He’s a little more filled out now that he’s not training and dieting so rigorously. He knows exactly how he looks, and he knows it’ll make Jake - “lots of people have a thing for the Brawny paper towel guy, it’s not weird” - Seresin go completely feral.

“Well. Hello there handsome. Wanna join me in the restroom? Gotta be quick, though, my husband will be here soon.”

“You’re so dumb-“

“I know I said I’d never call you daddy but I think we might have to circle back with that”

“Stop-“

“Can’t. You fucking evolved and didn’t tell me, give me a minute for my brain to reboot. Holy shit, your biceps-“

“You’re impossible,” he smirks, shakes his head, “I missed you, gorgeous. Welcome home.”

“Yeah thanks now hug me with your massive arms Bradshaw”

“I’ll never let you go again, honey. Promise.”

[bluesidesposts]

Ok og flyboy fic idea:

Mav is almost like a foot shorter than all the other flyboys, so when he starts getting pissy and tries to fight some one of the other flyboys just picks him up like a feral cat, and mav goes limp because wtf?? Slider starter it when they were slightly drunk and mav was trying to fight some men who they have no idea was even so slider just picks him up bodly to take him back and the moment he picks him up they all realize mav just goes limp. And that's how they figured out mav's off switch.

[bluesidesposts]

So...toxic angsty icemav fic idea.. unfortunately it's all hurt no comfort.

Ice and mav being a secret relationship, where they do not acknowledge eo as partners. It's the 90s height of homophobia, and two boys in the army? Yah not happening. But they can't deny the attraction, so they fall in bed together, behind the closed doors they ravage eo possessive hands all over the other try to make the other even if just for the night. In the morning, they play the part they need to, perfect army boys.

Years pass and it's the same dance, they would fall in bed, neither being able to voice the growing pitt of want that they have for the other one. So they push eo, snapping and barking, trying to make the other leave, taking women to bed- but as the night falls and for some moment they lay beside the other, their hands slightly touching they realise maybe god is not as gracious as everyone speaks of him to be, because what they feel cannot be that wrong...this uncontrollable urge to bury themselves in each other's arms, to hold their hand forever, to kiss every scar in their body..to be able to just be.

But it is morning again, their hands won't touch the other again.

[bluesidesposts]

Flyboys going to gay club cause like 90% of them are queer and icemav in their weird will they won't they situation.

Imagine mav trying to crack ice, so few drinks down he leaves for the dance floor and gets almost down and dirty with whoever he can. mav grinding back to some guy he doesn't even remember holding direct eye contact with ice, slowly smirking as ice's eyes never leave him and mav puts on show just for him.

And if the next day mav was limping, had a neck full of hickeys and hand prints on his hips with a smug smile on his lips you know what happened.

[bluesidesposts]

Slutty thots in my mind, mav has a tiny waist and everyone is kinda whore for him. Like the flyboys would find one or another reason to hold his waist, goose would always hold him by the waist, wolf and wood would gasp him by the waist while playing or anything, slider would drag him by the waist if he needs mav and mostly ice who would run his hand along his waist whenever he passed by him.

And mav bless his poor bisexual brain is in a constant horny state.

[bluesidesposts]

Ok I'm gonna write something horny...nsfw warning ig

Icemav thots where ice and mav are hooking up at a party, they sneak into the bedroom while everyone else is outside drinking and partying. Ice has mav riding him, holding onto him and thrusting up while mav starts whining and moaning, and ice reminds him where they are " fuck baby, didn't know you wanted the other's to know what we are doing here." And mav tries to bite his lips and try to stay quiet but ice starts fucking into him harder as he tries to stay quiet. Mav trying to stay quiet bites into ice's shoulder leaving marks.

They were absolutely unsuccessful tho as everyone outside knew what was happening, they will be getting a lot of shit once they come out ( literally and figurativly).

[sdrose93]

Still not over him at the Cannes Film Festival 😍😍🔥❤‍🔥