🪼⋆.*:･ I'm tired ⋆.*:･🪼

"Stay in the box" I scream as the top gun obsession gets worse I have an edit account on TikTok pls go follow it the @ is @thatonenerds

[personfrommars10]

Never thought I'd have to make a post about this, but I saw something on Pinterest that made me feel like this was necessary but this is a

NO CHARLIE HATE ZONE and a NO PENNY HATE ZONE

If you don't like Charlie or Penny keep that yourself, I don't tolerate people shitting on my girls okay, they are both deserving of being treated as people, I don't think either of them are better for Maverick or anything because I don't like them with Maverick, honestly I think they'd do better in ship with each other than with Maverick okay, so no hate to my girls

[personfrommars10]

Basically the fanfic I'm reading right now

Ahsoka: And these are my dads Obi-Wan and Anakin, they're married

Obi-Wan: No we're not

Anakin: Yes we are

(Obi-Wan and Anakin are the same age in this fic please don't crucify me)

[assiraphales]

I will honestly never forgive y’all for going crazy over kylo ren. like u literally had poe and finn and u chose kylo. that’s like saying u would fuck jar jar binks over anakin or obi. rip to ur taste in men but I am different

[personfrommars10]

Only reason I'd go for Jar Jar is cuz what that tongue do if you know what I mean

(this is a joke please don't crucify me)

[personfrommars10]

Iceman: Mav I swear to God if you don't stop trying to grab my ass and focus on staying on the back of this motorcycle I'm going to purposely dump you off

Maverick: aw you don't like it when I grab your ass

iceman: I do but I won't if you fall off this motorcycle and break your face

[personfrommars10]

Happy pride month to my favorite polycule and gay couple

And it still makes more sense in my head

[personfrommars10]

Yelena didn't care if she lived or died after Natasha died and then she met Bob and Bob gave her life meaning again. She loves him like a brother, she needs that sibling love to feel good enough to be alive and she didn't have that when she learned Natasha died but she got that back with Bob

[personfrommars10]

Legolas: *sees Gimil and Gloin at the council*

Legolas: * thinking Gimil looks rather nice and remembering that he called him a mutant*

Legolas: sorry that I called you a goblin mutant when I saw the portrait your father kept in his breast pocket

Gimil: *extremely confused* um what

Legolas: *flustered* just accept the compliment dwarf

[personfrommars10]

It's the 7th episode of Merlin and Gaius is already pulling out the "you're just a little special Merlin" card with the "no one is like you Merlin"

[personfrommars10]

Will: half the time he won't even look at me let alone kiss me or hold my hand

Eddie: and that baby Byers is why men fuckin suck

Will: so why do both of us want them

Eddie: because the heart wants what the heart wants and no matter how hard you run you can escape it

[personfrommars10]

My favorite things that have come out of the stranger things fandom in the past week

Jonathan killed Sodapop Wheeler because he threw out Nancy's pink sweater

Mr. Clarke/Murray

Nancy Wheeler and her one true love, violence finally can be happy together

Mr. Clarke/Murray/Alexi

There's probably more but like I can't think of them right now anyways

[personfrommars10]

Cool wallpaper I made for my phone because Robin is the bestest character other than Steve and Dustin right now

[personfrommars10]

Will: I don't like girls

Robin: don't worry Will, I do

Literally everyone else in the room: we know

[personfrommars10]

I'm about to willingly subject myself to 1800's erotica for the bit,

wish me luck

[personfrommars10]

So from what I can tell the forward or like opening is not fictional and this is something that someone actually did, so this guy that's writing was someone mistress when they were cheating basically and had his first sexual experience with a man at the age of 10 and the other kid was like 15 or 16, that's definitely something

[personfrommars10]

I'm about to willingly subject myself to 1800's erotica for the bit,

wish me luck

[personfrommars10]

Stranger things season 5 episode 4 spoilers specifically

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So um, y'all, Mike definitely has a thing for people with weird magic powers right, like at this point it's basically a kink or something, like it's not normal the way he only gives googoo eyes to people with powers, like yeah he kinda looked at Will with all gaga eyed before but the moment Mike realized Will had powers the lovestruckness when from 50 to 100, so either he's gonna have this weird love triangle thing with El and Will like Jonathan Steve and Nancy have or he's gonna dump El and start dating Will or he's gonna stay with El and also have this weird kinda obsession with Will

[personfrommars10]

If I have to watch Robin Buckley die on Christmas I'm fucking quitting life with her, if my Christmas present from the duffer brothers is my favorite lesbian dying I'm quitting life, I can't take my favorite gay boy (Eddie Munson) and my favorite lesbian dying in the same fucking show

Also this is a joke if anyone is wondering, probably

[personfrommars10]

I'm warning you now, some slight spoilers for season 5 of stranger things are gonna be in this post

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Anyways, is anyone else really invested in Steve and Jonathan's dick measuring contest, like y'all are metaphorically comparing dick sizes, the next step is to actually compare dick sizes and then obviously you make out and then like have sex or something, obviously