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mrspider-deactivated20221213

okay unrelated but what was the funniest red flag in ur worst relationship

mrspider-deactivated20221213

the whiplash of these notes

headspace-hotel

Reading the notes like

headspace-hotel

I feel so sorry for all of you. How are people out here being like this

internet-sentences

College admissions sound insane nowadays wtf

infectedwithnyanites

Absolutely insane acceptance boards should be punished for behaving like this like seriously someone please electroshock these assholes till they're less pretentious make them write multiparagraph essays proving what an interesting person they are over and over and everytime you aren't sufficiently moved just zap em again.

notkatniss

ok I’m obsessed with the shark tracking community

icaruspendragon

“I’m about to celebrate becoming an only child.”

sokka-with-his-hair-down

Eugene Lee Yang is the hero we didn’t deserve but we all needed

your-royal-momoness

Excuse me he uses a blue cloth for Azula’s lightning and an orange one for Zuko’s fire I AM DEAD

unbotheredmuse

monsterbi

comradekatara

there are only so many world leaders, right? and they’re all beholden to sokka in some major way…

the avatar: will be 35 years old and still have a pavlovian response to sokka saying “all right everyone, time for bed!”

the firelord: so ride or die it’s honestly concerning

the earth king: owes to sokka his newfound knowledge of basic critical thinking skills

chief of the northern water tribe: his daughter seemed to think he was pretty dope before she turned into the moon

chief of the southern water tribe: thinks her brother is an idiot but has good ideas sometimes, and appreciates the fact that he doesn’t care whether or not he gets credit for them as long as they’re implemented

not to mention that toph is basically a one-woman weapon of mass destruction who does not listen to anyone—with the crucial exception of one person—and guess who that is!

and he’s basically an honorary member of the white lotus???

basically what I’m saying is sokka secretly rules the world

tophagentofchaos

Sokka knows this and has begun using this information to fuck with random snobby nobles/push through random legislation

Sokka: So I’m thinking we make today national cabbage day in honor of all the cabbages lost in the fight against Ozai

Aang, a walking “eat your vegetables” PSA who is genuinely delighted by this idea: Sounds good to me!

Katara, humoring her brother: I suppose this would emphasize the importance of a balanced diet.

Zuko who thinks it’s a stupid idea but loves and supports Sokka in all his decisions: I trust your judgement Sokka. If you think this is a good idea, the fire nation is behind you.

Arnook who has no clue what is going on but doesn’t have enough of a background or a strong enough opinon on this topic to say no: If the other leaders think it is prudent.

The Earth King who honestly is just vibing: Yeah I like cabbages

Suki, knowing Sokka’s habit of making jokes at official meetings and wanting to call him on his bluff: Kyoshi had tremendous respect for farmers and those who produce, gather, and process our food. The Kyoshi Warriors will support this holiday.

Toph, who is about to get this stupid ass holiday passed because she knows Sokka is not bluffing and wants to see the fallout when the others realize it: Yeah I’m down. How many cabbages do we need for this? I can get us a couple thousand right now if you want.

gaycism

child-of-flame-and-sky

wholeheartedsuggestions

i wish you kinder, softer days that put your heart at ease

zevveli

I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.

elsajeni

An occupational hazard of cab driving I had not previously considered

princessnijireiki

I love that the nola problem here is not “ghosts in my taxi cab,” but “ghosts are FUCKING BROKE DEAD BASTARDS & I GOT BILLS”

siderealsandman

Horror is when ghosts get into cabs and scare drivers Magical realism is when cab companies have to develop policies to prevent ghastly fare-theft

kc749

In a book about the tsunami in Japan in 2011, the writer talked about how there was a huge increase in reports of ghostly activity. Apparently in Japan treating ghosts rudely is basically considered the stupidest thing you could possibly do. For months after the tsunami, taxi drivers would pick up a passenger only to have them give an address in one of the devastated areas. The cab driver often looked up halfway to the destination to find their fare had disappeared. Not wanting to be impolite to the person (even if they were dead) they’d drive to the address, open the door to let them out, then drive away.

qwertyu858

officialfist

Yeah this all checks out

iapislazuli

man splaining isnt when a guy is excited and talking about something he likes thats just called sharing your interests with people man splaining was when one of my male coworkers started explaining storyboarding to me (a sequential arts major) because he “learned about it from a simpsons dvd extra”

iapislazuli

man splaining is when a dude is explaining something to a woman (or in my case someone he perceived as a woman) who has like. way more knowledge of it than him but he thinks he knows more simply by virtue of being A Man. like, i am an artist who has been drawing all my life and i am studying for a degree in visual storytelling. he was very well aware of this, it was what i told him right before he started explaining the basics of my field of study to me. thats just like… unconscious misogyny, and it happens to lots of women in professional fields, most egregiously in STEM field but it happens pretty much everywhere. but that being said, if youre a dude and youre just like, info dumping intricate lore of your favorite movie or talking about a science topic youre really passionate about thats not mansplaining especially if your talking to your friends chances are they probably are enjoying your genuine enthusiam for whatever you are talking about and thats the diference, mansplaining comes from a place of smug condescension and excitedly talking about your interests to your friends does not

sj0

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

hersheyhipster

Couldn’t risk it.

justjengie

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

pinayputa

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

thenatsdorf

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

immaplatypus

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck. Not bad luck. I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

official-mugi

“See him face”

I sure fucking do see him face

just-things-i-enjoy

Him face

luccorvus

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

catsbeaversandducks

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (2)

discreetwithabellyring-deactiva

android users think they’re like communists or something

ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122

your portrayal of mpreg jesus is seriously laughable. you really think he would suddenly start developing seahorse mannerisms as early as in the first trimester? give me a break. everyone knows you're just projecting because youre a furry. can't wait to read the next chapter though! :)