Cause All We Are Is Skin and Bones

Mediocre at best, lackadaisacal at worst. 

[girls-to-avoid]

everyone always talks about the wendys twitter, but

let’s talk about moonpie’s twitter

[helthehatter]

Moon pie is so nice and responsible

[girls-to-avoid]

He’s a very good boy

[queen-of-dirt]

Ohhh my God

[dominickwhelton-deactivated2024]

[scribbledwriting]

So.

You started writing a story and don’t have a plot…

[wearethewitches]

#i dont deserve to be called out like this

[fail-boat]

My foster kitten

[fail-boat]

is trying

[fail-boat]

to steal

[fail-boat]

my beer.

[lilragekitten]

Guys… 

Please… 

turn the sound on and watch my friends foster kitten yell at her because she won’t let her develop an alcohol addiction. 

I love Jocelyn the kitten. 

[fr0g-queen-deactivated20240709]

Omg precios baby 😭

[thedeactivateddeactivated]

[unluckyrose]

scarier and better performed than any horror movie

[fuckrealityihaveablog]

I want a story about an Italian vampire.

No romance, no action.

Just 200 pages of “What do you mean, I can’t have garlic? Do you know where I’m from?”

[absinthenoir-deactivated2019090]

TBH I think the main issue would be the mirror thing

have you ever met an Italian man

the amount of time they spend looking in the mirror jfc

[wunderlass]

#the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules#can’t go out in sunlight?? IN ITALY???#Can’t go near crucifixes? IN ITALY???

[princezane-deactivated20151205]

a bunch of pissed off vampires stuck in Venice because they can’t go over moving water

[theresoneofyou]

Not to victim blame, but you’d have to be a pretty bad Italian to even get turned into a vampire in the first place.

[hey-there-nutlet-deactivated201]

the only two places practically immune to vampires are texas and italy

[darkestelemental616]

Let me tell you of A Thing.

Lithuania has no vampires, I guarantee it.

[stephendann]

Lithuania has one vampire, and let me tell you, she’s gonna be FURY UNLEASHED once someone gets her out of the centre of that crossterfuck of a burial point.

[voidbat]

cackled and kicked my feet at “crossterfuck” oh my god

[willcraftapple11]

@cassandrasdreamworld

[clockadile]

Soviet occupants bulldozed the hill 3 times. Lithuania just kept adding crosses. It’s a really amazing place to visit regardless of faith. Where cathedrals get built with money, this hill was built with faith and defiance. If there was a vampire trapped in there, it’s never getting out.

[jillianleedy]

[geekgirlintraining]

This is an important message.

[majaminxx22]

I will never NOT reblog this.

[rubyfruitjumble-deactivated2016]

teach a man to fish and he’ll forget who you are and then he’ll see you in a bar a month later and he’ll try to seduce you by telling you things he assumes you don’t know about fishing

[scyphozoic]

oh my gd

[kaldurcalm-deactivated20240513]

Please check out the tags from the person I reblogged this from, omw

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

anyways thats how i saw a man die on the subway

src: @the-exsalted-one 

[ororium-z]

Let’s play a guessing game. Picture a woman in pop culture. - Largely well known and respected in her field of work by professionals and fans alike. - Has a very recognizable voice. - Married. He also works in the same field. His reputation is enough to rival her own, maybe even more successful than she is. - Once suspected her husband of committing adultery. Sometimes seen as unsupportive, even by fans. His bum ass definitely doesn’t deserve her. - Three children. The oldest is a daughter named after a color (protect her). - T H I C C

Who am I talking about?

[ororium-z]

[africanaquarian]

oh my god

[suppermariobroth]

There is a design parallel between the Mario Bros. and the princesses traditionally paired up with them. The number of eyelashes on Princess Peach’s eyes - six - matches the number of curved segments in Mario’s mustache. Likewise, Princess Daisy has two eyelashes on each eye, which matches Luigi’s two-segment mustache. Whether this is a coincidence or a deliberate design choice is unknown.

[lmaonade]

i hate this blog for bringing this to my attention. i’m not going to be able to think about literally anything else ever again. i’m going to tell all of my friends about this every time mario is brought up at all. fuck you

[deerinspotlight]

I feel like the reason certain dog-lovers insist cats are evil is because they read their body language as if they were dogs. So here’s a very basic guide to common “mean” things cats do that actually aren’t mean at all if you know what they’re thinking.

Rolling and exposing belly- attacks you when touched Does not mean: Give belly rubs! - haha I tricked you!  Actually means: I’m playful! If you reach for my belly I’ll grab your arm and bite it because I think we’re playfighting! 

Lazily exposing belly - still attacks when touched Does not mean: tricked you again! Actually means: I’m showing you my belly because I trust you. Please don’t break that trust by invading my personal space. I might accept a belly rub if I’m not ticklish and I know you well. Snapping at you while being pet Does not mean: I suddenly decided I dislike you! Actually means: You’re petting me in a way that gives me too much restless energy. Please focus on petting my head and shoulders instead of stroking the full length of my back next time.

Is in the same room but makes no attempt to interact Does not mean:  I’m ignoring you Actually means: We’re hanging out! I’m being respectful by giving you space while still enjoying your company. Slapping/scratching your hand when you try to pet them Does not mean: I hate you! Actually means: You’ve failed to establish that we’re not playing, or the way you’re approaching me scares me. Be calmer, speak more gently, make eye-contact and blink slowly at me before you try again.

[squeakykins]

I love this post omg, thank you so much. As a lifelong cat person, dogs perplex me because they’re so completely different behaviourally.

[blome3kissesbitch]

I love dogs too but, I’ve been trying to tell people, you canNOT treat cats like you treat dogs. They arent the same animals and have very different personalities

[blome3kissesbitch]

P.s.: people often pet cats way too hard. Dogs like a firm pet or a pat on the belly, cats dont have the same bone structure and are more flexible than dogs so what you’re doing probably hurts them

[naamahdarling]

Sitting and staring Does not mean: I am challenging you/plotting your demise/just generally evil and creepy. Actually means: I am a desert-adapted species, so my natural tears are very thick and keep my eyes moist for a nice long time. I do find people interesting and enjoy watching them.  I just don’t need to blink very often!

Staring and blinking slowly Does not mean: I’m smug and think I am smarter than you. Actually means: I like you! But I don’t need to get up in your face to show it.  I can just sit over here and blow kisses at you to show you I am glad you are around!

It’s very frustrating for me when people expect cats to act like dogs, or act like they’re deceitful.  They aren’t!  They just AREN’T DOGS.

[i-sold-my-soul-to-thefandom]

Freaking THANK YOU

[catchymemes]

[arandomthot]

Finally my talents can be appreciated

[gravegospel]

hey give birds antlers

[hideki16seiyuu]

But what if they get stuck in the trees

[gravegospel]

alright but they could also use it as camouflage and blend in with the tree

[trans-doll]

What if they landed on each other’s antlers

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

stack em

[pwapboi-deactivated20200412]

@wishem

[wishem]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i keep presenting you with cursed concepts and you keep drawing them in friendly, pleasant ways, this is blasphemy 

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I played Sharpay in my school’s production of High School Musical (I’m a 6ft tall guy) and I shared the part with this girl who looked nothing like Sharpay either. Instead of having one of us play Sharpay the first night and the other one play it the following night, the first person would run off in the middle of the scene and the other one of us would run on the stage and finish the scene. Also, all the costumes were only in her size.

[itscalledetiquettedarling]

nothing saddened me more than reading what blog this came from

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

so many white people don’t get this

[moved-to-naltorians-blog]

[gayassjana]

I’m losing my SHIT

[psiotechniqa]

This is some magical shit

[theshitopinionsofsomeasswipeblm]

The sad thing is, I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot.

[psiotechniqa]

I would argue its the Kara person - because she doesn’t it. Mike is pointing out the obvious

[lesbianatlarge]

the obvious? what do you mean?

[psiotechniqa]

that she played ignorant, was treated accordingly, and that it was silly that she took offense over being deceptive about her understanding

[lesbianatlarge]

could you explain further? I’m not sure I understand your meaning

[sailordathomir]

I’ve never seen two murders in one post before.