Fluffy Fridays--Chapter 178: Because of the Werewolves
Summary: Ā A series of unrelated, fluffy one shots featuring Killian Jones andĀ Emma Swan and the relationship that makes us all swoon. Will containĀ both canon and AU stories. My contribution to Operation Rainbow KissesĀ and Unicorn Stickers (aka, my attempt to drown out the season 4 finaleĀ angst with ridiculous levels of fluff.)
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āTerrible news! Theyāre back!āĀ
Emma looked up from her mug of hot cocoa and rolled her eyes at Leroyās announcement from the door of Grannyās.Ā The day had started soĀ normal.Ā She and Killian had hit the snooze button a few too many times to simply enjoy cuddling in bed before starting the day.
āShouldnāt we be rising, Swan?ā heād ask, sleepily caressing her back as he held her.
Sheād cuddled deeper into the covers and closer to him and then shook her head. āWhy?Ā Hope probably wonāt be up for another hour or so, and ever since we broke the curse and the realms were united and everything, our job has been a piece of cake.Ā Iām sure Graham can handle it for a few more minutes.ā
He hadnāt objected.Ā He rarely did, when her suggestions involved more time togetherāespecially more time together in bed.
It had been a good ten years since Henry had found her in New York.Ā By this point, she should have known better than to tempt fate by calling her job a piece of cake.
She was just about to ask Leroy to elaborate, when Leroy turned tail and ran back outside.
āLooks like duty calls,ā she said with another roll of her eyes and a quick kiss to her husbandās lips and her babyās head before heading in the direction of the sheriffās station.
āCan you put out a town notice?ā Ruby was asking as Emma stepped into the sheriffās station, her family behind her.
āWhat about?ā Graham asked, taking a sip of his coffee.
āThat setting fires isĀ stillĀ not the way to stop werewolves,ā she said. āAlso, while youāre at it, remind them that we werewolves didnāt doā¦whatever it is theyāre accusing us of doing now.ā
Graham sighed.Ā āHow many acres was it this time?ā
āForty!ā Ruby said.Ā āDo you have any idea how much of a pain in the ass forty acres worth of forest fire is for wolves and their sensitive noses?Ā Itās annoying!ā
āCome again?ā Killian asked, draping his coat on the coat rack and sitting near his wife. āThe recent wildfires are due toĀ WHAT?ā
Graham, pinched the bridge of his nose. āI blame Nottingham.Ā Heās the one that started all of this with his drunken ramblings.ā
āYeah, there was that one time he barged into Docās allergy clinic waiting room, ranting and raving about how the wildfires were because of werewolves,ā Ruby said with an annoyed huff.Ā āSaid something about how fire was the only way to destroy us.Ā Youād think theyād have learned by now itās silver thatās our Kryptonite.āĀ After a moments' thought, she amended, āActually, scrap that.Ā The silver thing is something they totally donāt need to know.ā
āLooks like as United Realms Forest Ranger, this falls under your jurisdiction, Graham,ā Emma grinned. āIāve retired as Savior. Idiotic forest werewolf hunts are no longer my problem.ā
Graham reached for his cell phone and punched in the mayorās number. āIād hoped when Queen Regina and her āevilā twin turned back time and reversed my murder, bringing me back to a post-Happy Beginning world, that I would finally have a nice, peaceful existence, but it looks like that was too much to ask.ā
Killian grinned, clapping him on the shoulder.Ā āWhatever would give you that idea, mate?Ā Do you even remember where you live?ā
Notes:Ā Hi there! Remember me?Ā I know itās been 84 years, but I am, in fact, still alive.
āThe smoke from the recent Canadian wildfires has made air quality in the upper Midwest really bad.Ā My lungs do not recommend.Ā It reminded me of going to the allergist once during a similar Canadian wildfire, and an old man coming in and telling the waiting room that clearly the fires are the fault of werewolves.Ā Everyone knows the only way to kill them is by fire, so obviously the wildfires are due to hunters killing them.Ā It was so ridiculous Iāve already written one fanfic about itābut I needed a new one.
āAlso, this story is short and ridiculous and doesnāt really go anywhere, but given the fact I think Iāve written a grand total of one sentence worth of fanfic all year, I needed to do SOMETHING to wake the muse up, at least a little!
āObviously, this is a āfuture ficā, and I wanted Graham to be alive becauseā¦.well, just because, so I brought him back.Ā I made a small effort to explain how itās possible, but the real reasons? 1. Becauseā¦.magic.Ā 2. His death was stupid and I refuse to acknowledge its existence in canon.